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Co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast, writer, too old for this shit. She/her, don’t be an a-hole.
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The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie.
The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
Listen, far be it from me to question anyone’s capabilities, but how many things are wrong with this man
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Listen, far be it from me to question anyone’s capabilities, but how many things are wrong with this man
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.
He built a giant boy, you won’t believe what happened next
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
He built a giant boy, you won’t believe what happened next
One of my favorite shots from The Exorcist is this one, when Chris is trying to distract herself with some needlepoint while Merrin and Karras are preparing to go into battle with a lesser demon.
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of my favorite shots from The Exorcist is this one, when Chris is trying to distract herself with some needlepoint while Merrin and Karras are preparing to go into battle with a lesser demon.
Sometimes when I eat oatmeal I like to pretend I’m a plucky Victorian orphan.
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sometimes when I eat oatmeal I like to pretend I’m a plucky Victorian orphan.
I really like how this mask perfectly captures Waldorf’s famous thousand-yard stare
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I really like how this mask perfectly captures Waldorf’s famous thousand-yard stare
Always thinking about her
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Always thinking about her
Embrace eating shit, dude
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Embrace eating shit, dude
Sometimes there’s a single shot in a movie that makes you gasp out loud every time you see it, and one of them for me is this shot in Zodiac
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sometimes there’s a single shot in a movie that makes you gasp out loud every time you see it, and one of them for me is this shot in Zodiac
As I split a single bean in three pieces to feed my family, at least I’ll take comfort in knowing that we have the Best Oval Office ever in terms of success and look.
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
As I split a single bean in three pieces to feed my family, at least I’ll take comfort in knowing that we have the Best Oval Office ever in terms of success and look.
One Battle After Another is terrific, very funny, and painfully relevant, and also Sean Penn looks like a human catcher’s mitt in it
September 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
One Battle After Another is terrific, very funny, and painfully relevant, and also Sean Penn looks like a human catcher’s mitt in it
Any time I’m feeling particularly despairing lately I look at this photo
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Any time I’m feeling particularly despairing lately I look at this photo
Finally some good fuckin news
September 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Finally some good fuckin news
“The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.”
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.”
Sometimes I forget that Harry Anderson died and it makes me sad all over again
September 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sometimes I forget that Harry Anderson died and it makes me sad all over again
Literally recoiled when I saw this
September 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Literally recoiled when I saw this
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
August 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Well I just love her and I don’t care who knows it
August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Well I just love her and I don’t care who knows it
Generation X kids disappeared from our houses at 2:17 a.m. all the time, and nobody made a big deal out of it, amirite?
August 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Generation X kids disappeared from our houses at 2:17 a.m. all the time, and nobody made a big deal out of it, amirite?
I took time away from the unrelenting misery to look at some stingrays, is that ok?
July 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I took time away from the unrelenting misery to look at some stingrays, is that ok?
A menopausal hitwoman, you say…?
July 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A menopausal hitwoman, you say…?