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they/it/neos - 22 - 18+ but not super nsfw im just not comfy with kids following me
i might draw.
Pinned
minion or da bob for today #artfight
being a forsaken hater for petty reasons (alongside the many many justified reasons) is funny as fuck when you like other asyms on roblox. like YES you like diddy media BUT ALSO my slop is BETTER
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
not a fagdyke despite being a dyke whose girlfriend calls a faggot. im like a straight guy and a dyke at the same time. straightdyke. stragdyke
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
given the everything i cannot in good conscience fuck with biast anymore but i wanted everyone to know that this is one of the first things a (presumably) brand new ashle rp account reposted so i like to think this motivated them to start the account somehow. so i'll keep this up FOR THEM.
idk how many times i can keep getting away with this
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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can you entertain me #armsnice
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"this kaa hypnosis with starscream looks stiff and awkward ill never make it like oomf did"
starscream:
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i cant draw porn because if its a character i want bad im gonna get too embarrassed to finish it and if its a character i otherwise like but it doesnt look good i will need to. repent.
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
love when freddy reblogs my posts on here because i always get notes from people with display names like Optimus Prime's Gaping Port. i forgot every transformer hold on. Thundercracker's Dripping Valve etc etc
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
not a bad thing but im always surprised seeing other people able to talk during sex My shit gets stimmed on long enough and im telling muriel and eustace about the horrid horrors from the center of the earth
October 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I try to remember that while they were fighting the ban on gender affirming care for minors here, one of the (trans) lawyers did a thread reminding folks that they're really good at making this feel like an overwhelming groundswell, but it is one clown car of debunked experts on a road trip.
26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special.

Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views.

Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.
Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
September 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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BOTH REPOST BTW

Ft the sequel ✨

#teratophilia #slimeporn #lethalcompanynsfw
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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This is the line that Dems need to push. It can't be simply. "Political violence is bad" it MUST be "Political violence is bad and Trump and his ilk are responsible for creating conditions ripe for political violence"
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Charlie Kirk, famous gun violence apologizer and flat out nazi, killed by one well placed bullet: "Oh man, we are fucked, the conservatives are gonna go crazy now"

Minnesota lawmakers assassinated, hundreds of right wing ideology induced mass shootings, one sided enforcement of diarmament: "..." 👀
September 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This Silksong release is wild
September 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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this seems somehow worse today?

you totally should be organizing. be informed. have as much of a plan as you feel you need to.

but at this point, i kinda feel like “they’re rounding us up with AI & sending us to wellness farms next week” posting is an act of cruelty to trans siblings.
it’s really damn bleak right now & it’s hard to feel good about anything but some trans folks out there are 100% determined to make sure every trans person is exactly as panicked as they are in a way that’s not additive or informative & i’m not sure that’s helpful or what solidarity looks like.
August 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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reminding yall again that the democratic party decided all this was worth risking if it meant they could possibly still keep funding israels health care, police force, & weaponry
August 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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hands-on axis limit test
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
help me
August 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
found out brawl stars fans hate that bunch of ants in a tree trunk that are avenging the single ant that died. I knew brawl stars fans were too accustomed to samey slop since like fang janet etc era but its saddening to see
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
slimeany pronoun whose bits are like those uh. the water wiggle toy things. and it can be both penis and vagina. Clap for me.
August 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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yknow 'fat' is just a descriptor right? just say you love fat girls. what is this 'chubby' nonsense. 'chubby girl appreciation' if you love fat people just SAY THAT!!!! yes there are people who use it derogatory but are we just going to let them win by submitting to their hate?
August 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i think i love the free unreal engine 3d animations honestly. weird and unique charm to them. like fuck yes every character with a 3d model ever get it. oppa gangnam style.
August 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Thankfully eyes aren't the actual window of the soul.

#VitoTheDiver #nsfwart #t4t #maskedguys #tdick
August 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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If u break a cycle u stronger than anybody who's never been caught in one
July 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM