Montrith
@montrith.bsky.social
Too online for my family, too real for my online.
Rewarding myself with Runeberg torte for having had to deal with the stupid chatbot issue.
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Rewarding myself with Runeberg torte for having had to deal with the stupid chatbot issue.
Great, I just found out that our chatbot can't read the OpenStreetMap widget on our website, but of course it doesn't tell anyone that when they ask for coordinates they can plug into Google, so it's just been very confidently directing people to any random place in the area.
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Great, I just found out that our chatbot can't read the OpenStreetMap widget on our website, but of course it doesn't tell anyone that when they ask for coordinates they can plug into Google, so it's just been very confidently directing people to any random place in the area.
Woke 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Woke 2: Electric Boogaloo
Fuck the Oscars, here's MY awards for 2026:
Best movie I saw for the first time: Run Lola Run
Best bad trailer: Darren Aronofsky
Best soundtrack, again: The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Best weird dog: The dog from Bingo
Best song in a movie that didn't deserve it: Blood Debts theme
Best movie I saw for the first time: Run Lola Run
Best bad trailer: Darren Aronofsky
Best soundtrack, again: The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Best weird dog: The dog from Bingo
Best song in a movie that didn't deserve it: Blood Debts theme
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Fuck the Oscars, here's MY awards for 2026:
Best movie I saw for the first time: Run Lola Run
Best bad trailer: Darren Aronofsky
Best soundtrack, again: The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Best weird dog: The dog from Bingo
Best song in a movie that didn't deserve it: Blood Debts theme
Best movie I saw for the first time: Run Lola Run
Best bad trailer: Darren Aronofsky
Best soundtrack, again: The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Best weird dog: The dog from Bingo
Best song in a movie that didn't deserve it: Blood Debts theme
Having what I call an "unwarranted optimism tummy-ache" because I bought some Ritten chocolate despite knowing very well my body doesn't like it.
"Surely I can just have a little? Heck, maybe things have changed and this DOESN'T make my stomach hurt anymore!"
THINGS HAVE NOT CHANGED.
"Surely I can just have a little? Heck, maybe things have changed and this DOESN'T make my stomach hurt anymore!"
THINGS HAVE NOT CHANGED.
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Having what I call an "unwarranted optimism tummy-ache" because I bought some Ritten chocolate despite knowing very well my body doesn't like it.
"Surely I can just have a little? Heck, maybe things have changed and this DOESN'T make my stomach hurt anymore!"
THINGS HAVE NOT CHANGED.
"Surely I can just have a little? Heck, maybe things have changed and this DOESN'T make my stomach hurt anymore!"
THINGS HAVE NOT CHANGED.
Today I learned that if you want to become the best driver in the world, you just need to swap your brain with an ape that's remote controlled by a crazy scientist.
Thank you @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social
Thank you @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Today I learned that if you want to become the best driver in the world, you just need to swap your brain with an ape that's remote controlled by a crazy scientist.
Thank you @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social
Thank you @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social
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Who needs rayguns and telepathy rays? Zip zap pulp scifi magazines for today's audio amusements!
Let me fill your ears with the scifi of a time before we were born. Starting in one hour.
www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner
Let me fill your ears with the scifi of a time before we were born. Starting in one hour.
www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner
FDejeuner - Twitch
Live reading, GoatfishCam, and a couple of lowkey adults keeping it composed.Every time somebody hits the
www.twitch.tv
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Who needs rayguns and telepathy rays? Zip zap pulp scifi magazines for today's audio amusements!
Let me fill your ears with the scifi of a time before we were born. Starting in one hour.
www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner
Let me fill your ears with the scifi of a time before we were born. Starting in one hour.
www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner
I'm really starting to think they've mostly trained their AI on ads, because there's something very "And then we cut to a close-up showing the bottle of beer" about all of this.
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I'm really starting to think they've mostly trained their AI on ads, because there's something very "And then we cut to a close-up showing the bottle of beer" about all of this.
I know I just went to see a Pink Floyd cover band, but honestly I'm half tempted to go see "Drink Floyd does Pink Floyd" just because of the name.
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I know I just went to see a Pink Floyd cover band, but honestly I'm half tempted to go see "Drink Floyd does Pink Floyd" just because of the name.
Stocked up on chili gummies today because I love them and that means they'll stop making them soon.
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Stocked up on chili gummies today because I love them and that means they'll stop making them soon.
This is a day for the history books everyone: Musk actually told a funny joke for the first time in his life!
Not on purpose of course, but it's a start.
Not on purpose of course, but it's a start.
Elon Musk says Tesla ending Models S and X production, converting Fremont factory lines to make Optimus robots
Elon Musk says Tesla ending Models S and X production, converting Fremont factory lines to make Optimus robots
On Tesla's fourth-quarter earnings call, CEO Elon Musk said the company is ending production of its Model S and X vehicles.
cnb.cx
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This is a day for the history books everyone: Musk actually told a funny joke for the first time in his life!
Not on purpose of course, but it's a start.
Not on purpose of course, but it's a start.
Posting this for no particular topical reason youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Posting this for no particular topical reason youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...
At the concert house about to listen to some Ennio Morricone. Lamenting about how all my regular concert buddies are too far away and most of the time I have to go alone if I want to go.
At least there's music.
At least there's music.
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
At the concert house about to listen to some Ennio Morricone. Lamenting about how all my regular concert buddies are too far away and most of the time I have to go alone if I want to go.
At least there's music.
At least there's music.
The only reason Stephen Miller should be trending is if he tried to swallow an entire live possum and choked to death and everyone is worried if the possum is ok.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 PM
The only reason Stephen Miller should be trending is if he tried to swallow an entire live possum and choked to death and everyone is worried if the possum is ok.
A master of infiltration.
January 27, 2026 at 8:24 AM
A master of infiltration.
These are SO GOOD. Thank you, genius who saw sweet gummies and thought "What these could really use is some chili".
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
These are SO GOOD. Thank you, genius who saw sweet gummies and thought "What these could really use is some chili".
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Let's also bring in the connection with tech giants: Google hosted a CBP app that used facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group.
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Let's also bring in the connection with tech giants: Google hosted a CBP app that used facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group.
So it turns out God is real, but he's only working the Brazilian beat for some reason.
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
So it turns out God is real, but he's only working the Brazilian beat for some reason.
My friend's poor cats think these are new beds, they do not know these are for going to the V E T.
January 25, 2026 at 3:27 PM
My friend's poor cats think these are new beds, they do not know these are for going to the V E T.
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
It's pretty funny that this list implicitly equates being a murderer with being ugly or a widow, but I think the thing that misses the point most is them taking Samson to task for "having long hair", which was literally the sign of his faith and source of his divine strength.
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It's pretty funny that this list implicitly equates being a murderer with being ugly or a widow, but I think the thing that misses the point most is them taking Samson to task for "having long hair", which was literally the sign of his faith and source of his divine strength.
Is the Following feed fucked up for anyone else or is it just me?
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Is the Following feed fucked up for anyone else or is it just me?
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January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Trying to get tickets to the Forssa silent film festival. The link for tickets on the festival website takes me to the movie theater's website. The link for tickets on the movie theater's site takes me to the festival website.
a washing machine that has the word orbo on the bottom of it
ALT: a washing machine that has the word orbo on the bottom of it
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Trying to get tickets to the Forssa silent film festival. The link for tickets on the festival website takes me to the movie theater's website. The link for tickets on the movie theater's site takes me to the festival website.