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Too online for my family, too real for my online.
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Prehistoric Art Prints: All 9 Prints featuring scenes from the Cambrian Period all the way to the Cretaceous!

Grab all 9 art prints in my shop here:

www.etsy.com/listing/4405...

#prehistoric #iceage #fossiladdict #evolution #fossil #sciart
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If Biffo wasn't hurt then wtf is wrong with his face here.
Beano #1105, September 21, 1963
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Almost had a heart attack driving into our yard when I saw what I thought was a dog running under my car. Turns out it was actually a HUGE hare and I didn't even touch the bastard, it just sat there looking at me until finally deigning to get out of the way.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Everett True says don't steal tips (or he'll beat you up).
The Chattanooga News
November 12,1917
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me at the store today, at the checkout thinking "Oh bother, I can carry all this, I guess I need to get a plastic bag". Came out of the store with my bag full of stuff, then realized the entire time I'd been holding my tote bag which I took with me SO I COULD USE IT TO CARRY MY GROCERIES!
a picture of a hedgehog with the words got nothing in my brain
Alt: Series of hedgehog pictures with the words "got nothing in my brain".
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I hope people properly appreciate the fact that I sometimes spend an entire hour researching something before I ultimately give up on replying to their post.
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Scared to click like on a day old post about someone talking about how much they love their partner, in case there's a newer post where they say they just broke up.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Why the fuck did I think buying candy cane flavored dates was a good idea? I only like peppermint/mint candy for the crunch and there's no crunch in dates. It's like mushy, soaked candy cane. The flavor is there but the texture is so wrong. Zero stars for this idea.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Me and the peeps all agree that Frankenstein's monster in the new movie should just become a lead singer for a metal band and he'd fit right in.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Seven Seas is soliciting the release of a slice-of-life manga about senior cat ownership for October 2026. As the proud and loving owner of an eccentric grandpa cat, I'm looking forward to reading this one.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Pleased to report this awesome video of a cat playing a theremin is still up on YouTube. Watch right to the end for an additional treat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4...
cat plays theremin
YouTube video by harlemtwerk
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Lol someone told our chatbot "Moooi" ("Hi" with extra 'o's) and the chatbot assumed they were Dutch because that's the name of a Dutch interior design and furniture company. Confusion followed.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Finally got my daylight lamp to work after two months of hunting down parts!
a child in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a curtain with the word let written above him
Alt: a person in a yellow shirt opens up the curtains and falls backwards in shock because the light is so bright outside
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Love me a good day-moon.
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pretty funny that Cheney dying hasn't even made it to any hot news or the Discover feed. Even Hell is like "Oh another one of these? Just toss him into the pile with Kissinger".
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Maybe the reason we can't have proper human rights is that we just don't have enough mascots for them.
Japan’s human rights mascots are Jin-KEN-Mamoru-kun and Jin-KEN-Ayumi-chan.
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh.

These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”

#historyofillustration
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Hey, more of that "the Night Lands" coming up this Sunday. Our timezone flip is sorted out so we're back at the same time again.

2 PM EST. Same link as always. And one day, good lord, I'll have something that isn't that creepy hero clicks fella to show you.
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Okay, to sweeten the deal, whatever name wins I'll cut it of vinyl and send to Ella to be put on the car.

Imagine catching sight of the "Pastamania Delivery Co." or "Orange Cassikia" cruising down the street!
okay I did the thing. Raising Down Payment Money for a car so I can do more work when my one job stops paying and hopefully stop having to ask for money because I'll be able to work enough jobs to make ends meet.

Takes 2-3 now apparently.

Please share widely and help if you can.

I'll Post Moxes!
Donate to Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Cat Food, organized by Ella Tailor
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October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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How do you do, fellow cats?
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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For #SpookySeason, GODS MAN (1929) is a wordless descent into temptation & consequence, perfect for #Halloween week. 🕯️🖤

👀 Check out this video of the opening chapter.

Read the full story in our Spooky Season 2025 collection ⤵️
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October 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"It's a pleasure to meet you Dr Hitler!"

"Just call me Gay. PLEASE."
Some bonus historical anniversary content today, because the earlier thread was so nasty. Firstly, it is now 77 years since the world was deprived of a much-loved Ohio dentist called... er, Dr Gay Ludwig Hitler
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Baron Nathan, the celebrity dance teacher of the 1850s who danced the hornpipe blindfolded, surrounded by eggs. There's something SO malevolent about this image. It's powerfully frightening.
October 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM