Montrith
@montrith.bsky.social
Too online for my family, too real for my online.
I had to go to a meeting on Friday and I think the person next to me had some sort of stomach issue going on, because they kept letting out the most foul silent-but-deadly farts I've ever smelled. I consider it the greatest achievement I've had in my job since I started that I didn't pull a face.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I had to go to a meeting on Friday and I think the person next to me had some sort of stomach issue going on, because they kept letting out the most foul silent-but-deadly farts I've ever smelled. I consider it the greatest achievement I've had in my job since I started that I didn't pull a face.
Looking at the way some pundits talk about current global events I feel like lots of people didn't learn about the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact in school.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Looking at the way some pundits talk about current global events I feel like lots of people didn't learn about the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact in school.
In case you're wondering, this sold for $1085.
North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In case you're wondering, this sold for $1085.
I need a friend who lives near me and is really into baking.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I need a friend who lives near me and is really into baking.
Dad has to stay overnight at the hospital so they can get rid of the blood clot, but he's doing well considering the circumstances. We'll know more tomorrow after they run some tests, but I'm guessing his diet will at least be something we're going to have to address.
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dad has to stay overnight at the hospital so they can get rid of the blood clot, but he's doing well considering the circumstances. We'll know more tomorrow after they run some tests, but I'm guessing his diet will at least be something we're going to have to address.
Love to wake up to EMTs taking my dad to the hospital 🙁. They suspect a blood clot in his leg. Thankfully he's still fairly mobile and coherent, so it probably isn't life threatening. Still, definitely not how I wanted to start my morning.
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Love to wake up to EMTs taking my dad to the hospital 🙁. They suspect a blood clot in his leg. Thankfully he's still fairly mobile and coherent, so it probably isn't life threatening. Still, definitely not how I wanted to start my morning.
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Prehistoric Art Prints: All 9 Prints featuring scenes from the Cambrian Period all the way to the Cretaceous!
Grab all 9 art prints in my shop here:
www.etsy.com/listing/4405...
#prehistoric #iceage #fossiladdict #evolution #fossil #sciart
Grab all 9 art prints in my shop here:
www.etsy.com/listing/4405...
#prehistoric #iceage #fossiladdict #evolution #fossil #sciart
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Prehistoric Art Prints: All 9 Prints featuring scenes from the Cambrian Period all the way to the Cretaceous!
Grab all 9 art prints in my shop here:
www.etsy.com/listing/4405...
#prehistoric #iceage #fossiladdict #evolution #fossil #sciart
Grab all 9 art prints in my shop here:
www.etsy.com/listing/4405...
#prehistoric #iceage #fossiladdict #evolution #fossil #sciart
If Biffo wasn't hurt then wtf is wrong with his face here.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
If Biffo wasn't hurt then wtf is wrong with his face here.
Almost had a heart attack driving into our yard when I saw what I thought was a dog running under my car. Turns out it was actually a HUGE hare and I didn't even touch the bastard, it just sat there looking at me until finally deigning to get out of the way.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Almost had a heart attack driving into our yard when I saw what I thought was a dog running under my car. Turns out it was actually a HUGE hare and I didn't even touch the bastard, it just sat there looking at me until finally deigning to get out of the way.
Everett True says don't steal tips (or he'll beat you up).
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Everett True says don't steal tips (or he'll beat you up).
Me at the store today, at the checkout thinking "Oh bother, I can carry all this, I guess I need to get a plastic bag". Came out of the store with my bag full of stuff, then realized the entire time I'd been holding my tote bag which I took with me SO I COULD USE IT TO CARRY MY GROCERIES!
a picture of a hedgehog with the words got nothing in my brain
Alt: Series of hedgehog pictures with the words "got nothing in my brain".
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November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me at the store today, at the checkout thinking "Oh bother, I can carry all this, I guess I need to get a plastic bag". Came out of the store with my bag full of stuff, then realized the entire time I'd been holding my tote bag which I took with me SO I COULD USE IT TO CARRY MY GROCERIES!
I hope people properly appreciate the fact that I sometimes spend an entire hour researching something before I ultimately give up on replying to their post.
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hope people properly appreciate the fact that I sometimes spend an entire hour researching something before I ultimately give up on replying to their post.
Scared to click like on a day old post about someone talking about how much they love their partner, in case there's a newer post where they say they just broke up.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Scared to click like on a day old post about someone talking about how much they love their partner, in case there's a newer post where they say they just broke up.
"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"
Why the fuck did I think buying candy cane flavored dates was a good idea? I only like peppermint/mint candy for the crunch and there's no crunch in dates. It's like mushy, soaked candy cane. The flavor is there but the texture is so wrong. Zero stars for this idea.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Why the fuck did I think buying candy cane flavored dates was a good idea? I only like peppermint/mint candy for the crunch and there's no crunch in dates. It's like mushy, soaked candy cane. The flavor is there but the texture is so wrong. Zero stars for this idea.
Me and the peeps all agree that Frankenstein's monster in the new movie should just become a lead singer for a metal band and he'd fit right in.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me and the peeps all agree that Frankenstein's monster in the new movie should just become a lead singer for a metal band and he'd fit right in.
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Seven Seas is soliciting the release of a slice-of-life manga about senior cat ownership for October 2026. As the proud and loving owner of an eccentric grandpa cat, I'm looking forward to reading this one.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Seven Seas is soliciting the release of a slice-of-life manga about senior cat ownership for October 2026. As the proud and loving owner of an eccentric grandpa cat, I'm looking forward to reading this one.
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Pleased to report this awesome video of a cat playing a theremin is still up on YouTube. Watch right to the end for an additional treat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4...
cat plays theremin
YouTube video by harlemtwerk
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September 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pleased to report this awesome video of a cat playing a theremin is still up on YouTube. Watch right to the end for an additional treat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4...
Lol someone told our chatbot "Moooi" ("Hi" with extra 'o's) and the chatbot assumed they were Dutch because that's the name of a Dutch interior design and furniture company. Confusion followed.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Lol someone told our chatbot "Moooi" ("Hi" with extra 'o's) and the chatbot assumed they were Dutch because that's the name of a Dutch interior design and furniture company. Confusion followed.
Finally got my daylight lamp to work after two months of hunting down parts!
a child in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a curtain with the word let written above him
Alt: a person in a yellow shirt opens up the curtains and falls backwards in shock because the light is so bright outside
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November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Finally got my daylight lamp to work after two months of hunting down parts!
Love me a good day-moon.
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Love me a good day-moon.
Pretty funny that Cheney dying hasn't even made it to any hot news or the Discover feed. Even Hell is like "Oh another one of these? Just toss him into the pile with Kissinger".
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pretty funny that Cheney dying hasn't even made it to any hot news or the Discover feed. Even Hell is like "Oh another one of these? Just toss him into the pile with Kissinger".
Maybe the reason we can't have proper human rights is that we just don't have enough mascots for them.
Japan’s human rights mascots are Jin-KEN-Mamoru-kun and Jin-KEN-Ayumi-chan.
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Maybe the reason we can't have proper human rights is that we just don't have enough mascots for them.
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Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh.
These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”
#historyofillustration
These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”
#historyofillustration
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh.
These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”
#historyofillustration
These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”
#historyofillustration
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