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Jo
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Listed as one of Australia's top ten intellectuals, twice. Peer reviewed in the streets, widely discredited in the sheets.
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monstrous, ghastly narcissist. Utterly shameful and shameless
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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You may have missed this gem yesterday. From which we learn that:

1. Betting shops are really good for the mental health of isolated people.
2. Most drug-takers are not a problem.
3. Kids put tuppence in slot machines in the hope of getting rich.
4. Farage probably has a gambling industry donor.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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As they say in Australia "Yeah, Bloody Oath, you too mate"

#auspol
This will live on my phone until it is no longer relevant which means it’s probably here until I die
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
So my fave day was Green Island. I saw a back tipped reef shark and a ray and a bunch of other cutie pie fishies but the video is too long 😟
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Fentanyl and coke are the new “weapons of mass destruction” lie. It’s Iraq all over again, folks. It’s always about controlling the oil.
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Yes, one of these 10,000 flights was mine; not sure if I will ever get home.
Total strangers talking together frightened of what T***p will do next to disrupt the lives of US citizens. We seem to have no protection against him. He doesn’t even care if he hurts people who’d voted for him now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
So we did the train thing. And the cable car on the way home and fuck that was high. And scary
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
One last swim
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Yeah righto, John Spooner. "Left wing bias" at the ABC. 😅
David Speers, Fauziah Ibrahim, Fran Kelly, Pat Karvelas and Greg Jennett would like a word ...
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We are driving around Cairns in a Chery Tiggo and it’s very cute ☺️
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Best day ever. I saw a shark and a turtle when I was snorkeling
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Cheers mfers
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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It's fake. This user has just stolen an Onion headline and tried passing it off as real. Report it for misinformation.
bsky.app/profile/theo...
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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ICYMI- yesterday’s cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’ve had worse days.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Brekky!
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Alex Karp and Peter Thiel are two of the worst people on this planet running one of the most evil companies to ever exist—we should do whatever we can to make Palantir go bankrupt.
Palantir CEO Karp twice slams short sellers as stock suffers worst week since April
Palantir CEO Alex Karp twice confronted short sellers this week as the company's shares suffered a double-digit drop.
www.cnbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Cheers x
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM