Dr Mitten
@mittencrab.bsky.social
she/her, 30s. 🔞 | devil's minion brainrot. disregard. | sunrise, parabellum. | just a crab with mittens. please don't associate my real id or name with this profile. |
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I love the escapism and wish-fulfillment of video games. My character can sleep and wake up refreshed and energized? Wow. Oh, to live in this fiction.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I love the escapism and wish-fulfillment of video games. My character can sleep and wake up refreshed and energized? Wow. Oh, to live in this fiction.
What in the ao3 rpf tag is this...
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What in the ao3 rpf tag is this...
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I'm your goddamn *partner* Jean Vicquemare, and this is *your* special task force, (he says, gesturing toward his companions.) Or what's left of it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I'm your goddamn *partner* Jean Vicquemare, and this is *your* special task force, (he says, gesturing toward his companions.) Or what's left of it.
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Contender for best photo ive taken of them
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Contender for best photo ive taken of them
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I am offering some embroidery and sashiko pieces in exchange for donations to food banks/mutual a*d funds. If you don't want to donate I will send one to you for the cost of postage.
Fill out this form if you want one! Some examples of what you can get below:
forms.gle/peaE4G9NmAe2...
Fill out this form if you want one! Some examples of what you can get below:
forms.gle/peaE4G9NmAe2...
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I am offering some embroidery and sashiko pieces in exchange for donations to food banks/mutual a*d funds. If you don't want to donate I will send one to you for the cost of postage.
Fill out this form if you want one! Some examples of what you can get below:
forms.gle/peaE4G9NmAe2...
Fill out this form if you want one! Some examples of what you can get below:
forms.gle/peaE4G9NmAe2...
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the valenfield agenda
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the valenfield agenda
Not to be all "just like in my witcher books!" but some friendsand I are doing hot pot for my birthday and... soup friendship... 😭💜
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Not to be all "just like in my witcher books!" but some friendsand I are doing hot pot for my birthday and... soup friendship... 😭💜
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November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Meet my new protagonist.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Meet my new protagonist.
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Now trusted enough to engage in casual bapping
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Now trusted enough to engage in casual bapping
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I need to introduce you to someone. This is my new friend Marcel who has moved in with us. He has one eye and FIV and he is perfect!
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I need to introduce you to someone. This is my new friend Marcel who has moved in with us. He has one eye and FIV and he is perfect!
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Remembering when I first saw the term "girl dad" and nodded to myself like yes. A dad who is a girl
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Remembering when I first saw the term "girl dad" and nodded to myself like yes. A dad who is a girl
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
Transcribed the glimpse into Jaskier’s songbook from S4E5 and it's Blood Origin stuff!
"What a bitch OR legend - I'm torn.
Monsters come out of fucking nowhere
Kick ass and wipe out the clans and monarchies
Merwyn was involved!
Now Empress of the Golden Empire.
Mad stuff happens...
"What a bitch OR legend - I'm torn.
Monsters come out of fucking nowhere
Kick ass and wipe out the clans and monarchies
Merwyn was involved!
Now Empress of the Golden Empire.
Mad stuff happens...
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Transcribed the glimpse into Jaskier’s songbook from S4E5 and it's Blood Origin stuff!
"What a bitch OR legend - I'm torn.
Monsters come out of fucking nowhere
Kick ass and wipe out the clans and monarchies
Merwyn was involved!
Now Empress of the Golden Empire.
Mad stuff happens...
"What a bitch OR legend - I'm torn.
Monsters come out of fucking nowhere
Kick ass and wipe out the clans and monarchies
Merwyn was involved!
Now Empress of the Golden Empire.
Mad stuff happens...
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
cone of shame vs cone of delight
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#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
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what if we kiss in the yuri zone
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
what if we kiss in the yuri zone
Me in the mirror to myself every morning:
Keep your weird bullshit to yourself and be professional for once, for fucks sake...
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Me in the mirror to myself every morning:
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Personally I'm not a huge fan of Netflix!Witcher costume designs, so a few years back I decided to try and draw a costume concept for Yennefer myself. Had a lot of fun!
#Witcher #theWitcher #YenneferofVengerberg #Netflix
#Witcher #theWitcher #YenneferofVengerberg #Netflix
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Personally I'm not a huge fan of Netflix!Witcher costume designs, so a few years back I decided to try and draw a costume concept for Yennefer myself. Had a lot of fun!
#Witcher #theWitcher #YenneferofVengerberg #Netflix
#Witcher #theWitcher #YenneferofVengerberg #Netflix