Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient
@mithras.bsky.social
If I'm miserable, then everybody's miserable. Co-host: RDA Tech Talk. Producer - Radio Dead Air. I have a brain like a pachinko machine.
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It took a day, but I finally remembered what that RFK Jr. / Skid Rock video reminded me of.
And it's a scene from the 1978 movie Midnight Express.
And it's a scene from the 1978 movie Midnight Express.
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
It took a day, but I finally remembered what that RFK Jr. / Skid Rock video reminded me of.
And it's a scene from the 1978 movie Midnight Express.
And it's a scene from the 1978 movie Midnight Express.
Damn good phrasing on that.
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Damn good phrasing on that.
Oh no, Jake.
I feel so bad for you.
No, honestly, really, I do.
*leaves room, muffled laughter can be heard*
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
I feel so bad for you.
No, honestly, really, I do.
*leaves room, muffled laughter can be heard*
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
CNN's Jake Tapper 'very unhappy' after network tells him to stop pushing his book
CNN anchor Jake Tapper is reportedly "very unhappy" over a change to the network's ethics guidelines that appears deliberately targeted at his alleged self-promotion, The Daily Beast reported on Wedne...
www.rawstory.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Oh no, Jake.
I feel so bad for you.
No, honestly, really, I do.
*leaves room, muffled laughter can be heard*
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
I feel so bad for you.
No, honestly, really, I do.
*leaves room, muffled laughter can be heard*
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
Doctor: Next time this happens, I want to see you on day 2, not day 14.
Me: 15.
Doctor: What was that?
Me: Yessir.
Me: 15.
Doctor: What was that?
Me: Yessir.
February 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Doctor: Next time this happens, I want to see you on day 2, not day 14.
Me: 15.
Doctor: What was that?
Me: Yessir.
Me: 15.
Doctor: What was that?
Me: Yessir.
Bathroom, by Hellraiser.
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Bathroom, by Hellraiser.
Surprising email this morning.
Something I ordered last March, has finally shipped.
This was after the vendor ignoring several emails between then and now, asking for a status, as well as their website chatbot doing the same.
Something I ordered last March, has finally shipped.
This was after the vendor ignoring several emails between then and now, asking for a status, as well as their website chatbot doing the same.
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Surprising email this morning.
Something I ordered last March, has finally shipped.
This was after the vendor ignoring several emails between then and now, asking for a status, as well as their website chatbot doing the same.
Something I ordered last March, has finally shipped.
This was after the vendor ignoring several emails between then and now, asking for a status, as well as their website chatbot doing the same.
Ok, so this may sound a bit strange, but I sort of hope that Monday is not the day.
Because Washington doesn't deserve the push that will happen to share the holiday.
Because Washington doesn't deserve the push that will happen to share the holiday.
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Ok, so this may sound a bit strange, but I sort of hope that Monday is not the day.
Because Washington doesn't deserve the push that will happen to share the holiday.
Because Washington doesn't deserve the push that will happen to share the holiday.
Am I the only one waiting for Curtis Yarvin to show up in the Epstein files?
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Am I the only one waiting for Curtis Yarvin to show up in the Epstein files?
Reposted by Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient
Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
The thing that really gets me about the FDA saying they're going to do studies on if horse paste can cure cancer is...
Nobody there was a Scott Adams fan?
Nobody there was a Scott Adams fan?
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The thing that really gets me about the FDA saying they're going to do studies on if horse paste can cure cancer is...
Nobody there was a Scott Adams fan?
Nobody there was a Scott Adams fan?
Per @radiodeadair.com, I am in the Chaotic Goblin square.
...I'm not denying that. I'm mildly surprised it took him this long to say it.
...I'm not denying that. I'm mildly surprised it took him this long to say it.
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Per @radiodeadair.com, I am in the Chaotic Goblin square.
...I'm not denying that. I'm mildly surprised it took him this long to say it.
...I'm not denying that. I'm mildly surprised it took him this long to say it.
The best part of this story is that they had to then un-fire the pilot, because they didn't have any other way to get home.
Yes, they are that fucking stupid.
Yes, they are that fucking stupid.
Firing a pilot for leaving Kristi Noem's blanket behind. Berating staff when she's not on TV enough. Inside the constant chaos at DHS.
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
on.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The best part of this story is that they had to then un-fire the pilot, because they didn't have any other way to get home.
Yes, they are that fucking stupid.
Yes, they are that fucking stupid.
Why has nobody told me about caramelized onion jam before?
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Why has nobody told me about caramelized onion jam before?
(Work - well, it happened here, but not work related)
*walks outside to see three coworkers staring at the ground*
Me: What are you looking at?
Them: A false eyelash.
Me: And you're staring because... what, it's false eyelash mating season?
*walks outside to see three coworkers staring at the ground*
Me: What are you looking at?
Them: A false eyelash.
Me: And you're staring because... what, it's false eyelash mating season?
February 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
(Work - well, it happened here, but not work related)
*walks outside to see three coworkers staring at the ground*
Me: What are you looking at?
Them: A false eyelash.
Me: And you're staring because... what, it's false eyelash mating season?
*walks outside to see three coworkers staring at the ground*
Me: What are you looking at?
Them: A false eyelash.
Me: And you're staring because... what, it's false eyelash mating season?
Oh my god, there's now a third excuse.
First, "whoops a crash deleted everything".
Then they moved on to, "whoops we never turned them on".
Now it's "whoops, it doesn't matter because we lost the drives."
www.404media.co/government-l...
First, "whoops a crash deleted everything".
Then they moved on to, "whoops we never turned them on".
Now it's "whoops, it doesn't matter because we lost the drives."
www.404media.co/government-l...
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Oh my god, there's now a third excuse.
First, "whoops a crash deleted everything".
Then they moved on to, "whoops we never turned them on".
Now it's "whoops, it doesn't matter because we lost the drives."
www.404media.co/government-l...
First, "whoops a crash deleted everything".
Then they moved on to, "whoops we never turned them on".
Now it's "whoops, it doesn't matter because we lost the drives."
www.404media.co/government-l...
*starts to open really loud bag of chips*
*checks Teams meeting to make sure mic is on mute*
*continues to open really loud bag of chips*
*checks Teams meeting to make sure mic is on mute*
*continues to open really loud bag of chips*
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
*starts to open really loud bag of chips*
*checks Teams meeting to make sure mic is on mute*
*continues to open really loud bag of chips*
*checks Teams meeting to make sure mic is on mute*
*continues to open really loud bag of chips*
How did this not come up before now?
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
How did this not come up before now?
Bondi's appearance in front of Congress appeared to be almost entirely:
When the facts are against you, pound on the law.
When the law is against you, pound on the facts.
When the facts and law are against you, pound on the table.
There was a ton of table pounding.
When the facts are against you, pound on the law.
When the law is against you, pound on the facts.
When the facts and law are against you, pound on the table.
There was a ton of table pounding.
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Bondi's appearance in front of Congress appeared to be almost entirely:
When the facts are against you, pound on the law.
When the law is against you, pound on the facts.
When the facts and law are against you, pound on the table.
There was a ton of table pounding.
When the facts are against you, pound on the law.
When the law is against you, pound on the facts.
When the facts and law are against you, pound on the table.
There was a ton of table pounding.
So, they're... disaster bi...athletes?
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
So, they're... disaster bi...athletes?
There's a line people ~may~ have heard of, "Full of sound and fury, signifying.... nothing."
I first heard it from Tom Lehrer, but it's actually from Macbeth.
It is not an appropriate line for the Melania movie, as Melania doesn't even have the sound and fury.
I first heard it from Tom Lehrer, but it's actually from Macbeth.
It is not an appropriate line for the Melania movie, as Melania doesn't even have the sound and fury.
In order for a movie to be good it at least has to have an artistic purpose. I've watched horrible right-wing propaganda films that at least had a sense of aesthetic or storytelling behind them. This movie is devoid of all merit, and I don't say that lightly at all.
People on the right love to say the left hates Melania just because it's right-wing art. The truth is, leftists are constantly falling over ourselves to defend our favorite problematic art/artists. The reason no one on the left is doing this for Melania is because it is a complete garbage film.
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
There's a line people ~may~ have heard of, "Full of sound and fury, signifying.... nothing."
I first heard it from Tom Lehrer, but it's actually from Macbeth.
It is not an appropriate line for the Melania movie, as Melania doesn't even have the sound and fury.
I first heard it from Tom Lehrer, but it's actually from Macbeth.
It is not an appropriate line for the Melania movie, as Melania doesn't even have the sound and fury.
(Work)
User: Why are you staring at me like that?
Me: You took the PDF that had several digital signature fields, printed it out, filled it out, scanned it back in, and now you want other people to digitally sign it, and you don't know why I'm staring at you?
User: Not really, no.
Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻┻
User: Why are you staring at me like that?
Me: You took the PDF that had several digital signature fields, printed it out, filled it out, scanned it back in, and now you want other people to digitally sign it, and you don't know why I'm staring at you?
User: Not really, no.
Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻┻
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
(Work)
User: Why are you staring at me like that?
Me: You took the PDF that had several digital signature fields, printed it out, filled it out, scanned it back in, and now you want other people to digitally sign it, and you don't know why I'm staring at you?
User: Not really, no.
Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻┻
User: Why are you staring at me like that?
Me: You took the PDF that had several digital signature fields, printed it out, filled it out, scanned it back in, and now you want other people to digitally sign it, and you don't know why I'm staring at you?
User: Not really, no.
Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻┻
Small child: Where do babies come from?
Me: ...Well, when a mommy and a daddy forget to use a condom, they have a child who walks up to strangers and asks awkward questions. Speaking of which, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Small child: Over there. *runs off*
Me: ...Well, when a mommy and a daddy forget to use a condom, they have a child who walks up to strangers and asks awkward questions. Speaking of which, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Small child: Over there. *runs off*
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Small child: Where do babies come from?
Me: ...Well, when a mommy and a daddy forget to use a condom, they have a child who walks up to strangers and asks awkward questions. Speaking of which, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Small child: Over there. *runs off*
Me: ...Well, when a mommy and a daddy forget to use a condom, they have a child who walks up to strangers and asks awkward questions. Speaking of which, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Small child: Over there. *runs off*
age verification?
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
age verification? my family's first computer had a sticker on it advertising its 40mb hdd
Age verification? My first monitor had two colors. Black and green.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
age verification?
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
(Work)
User (via Teams): Are you in today?
Me: Yes.
~4 hours later, no sign of user or any further comms~
User (via Teams): Are you in today?
Me: Yes.
~4 hours later, no sign of user or any further comms~
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
(Work)
User (via Teams): Are you in today?
Me: Yes.
~4 hours later, no sign of user or any further comms~
User (via Teams): Are you in today?
Me: Yes.
~4 hours later, no sign of user or any further comms~
I'm going to print out a picture of Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, and see if it will accept that scan.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I'm going to print out a picture of Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, and see if it will accept that scan.