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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient
@mithras.bsky.social
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If I'm miserable, then everybody's miserable. Co-host: RDA Tech Talk. Producer - Radio Dead Air. I have a brain like a pachinko machine.
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And my brain immediately went to:

"McPenguin burger, extra lettuce,
special orders don't upset us!"
Berkeley Brethed's "Bloom County. Four panel comic Panel 1: A TV is on the left, a flower patterned ottoman in the center. Milo Bloom is standing next to the ottoman, waking up Opus the Penguin who is on it. Milo: Opus! Wake up! Yer having another dream! Panel 2: Same setting. Milo: You were screaming something about Ronald McDonald chasing you with a meat cleaver singing, "McPenguin burger, extra lettuce! Special orders don't upset us!" Panel 3: Same setting. Milo has left, and Opus is sitting up looking confused. There is no dialog. Panel 4: Same setting. Opus (breaking the 4th wall): I guess you folks have that same nightmare too, huh?
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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'She has told me everything,' Wen went on. 'I know that time was made for men, not the other way round. I have learned how to shape it and bend it. I know how to make a moment last for ever, because it already has. And I can teach these skills even to you, Clodpool. I have heard the heartbeat of the universe. I know the answers to many questions. Ask me.' The apprentice gave him a bleary look. It was too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning. That was the only thing that he currently knew for sure. 'Er . . . what does master want for breakfast?' he said. Wen looked down from their camp and across the snowfields and purple mountains to the golden daylight creating the world, and mused upon certain aspects of humanity. 'Ah,' he said. 'One of the difficult ones.' --Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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A meme picture of the Cenobite Pinhead with the text of "Even I wouldn't Read the Nuzzi book"
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Sounds like it's time to re-up this British favorite as well. It's one of their best selling products.
Three tan bottles in a row. Each has a label of a red box with the words "No More Tea Bags" inside the box. The second bottle has the secondary label "Jasmine". The third bottle has the secondary label "Earl Grey". Below that it says "Instant Tea 20 cups of hotter tastier tea". At the very bottom are the words, "Canny Tea!"
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"One Alf Hog to rule them all, One Alf Hog to find them, One Alf Hog to bring them all and in the Bluesky bind them" - Translation from Elvish
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A drawing of the Lourve in Paris (As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin), with the text "Ceci n'est pas un mot de passe" below it. This phrase translates to "This is not a password".
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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There's even a picture for when it's not about Jerry.
The Simpsons "Bart, no!" meme, but Bart has been replaced by @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Actually, no.

Wearing:
Pajama pants in patterned after those the Dude wore in the Big Lebowsky.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Happy Halloween, Bluesky.

The Alf abides.
A man dressed as The Dude from the Big Lebowsky. But he's also wearing an Alf mask.
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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And finally, the old staple: Curb Your Enthusiasm.
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Second up, we have the same video to the Benny Hill theme, but at half-speed.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Ok, so I did three.

First up, the requested Trump to Lonely Man (Hulk walkaway) music. (Yes, I know others already did it, but...)
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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And older man with a long white beard wearing a black rubber boot on his head. He is also wearing a fur stole, a red cape, and a really cool blue patchwork top.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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How are you starting your day?
Speckled kitchen countertop with a can of Blueberry Red Bull next to a can of La Colombe Vanilla Cold Brew w/milk.
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Pintsize (original form) from Questionable Content, a little blue (w/green accents) sitting on a brown couch with a blue wall behind the couch. Pintsize is saying, "Wait, I'm supposed to be HELPING?"
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Occasionally, I check TechDirt's deals section for software or gadgets to see if there's anything there I want.

This... This is not that.
Snip from TechDirt's Deals section for software: Hairmaxx AI Hair Analysis: Lifetime Subscription (iOS only)
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I love that, right now, the Wikipedia entry doesn't list Patton Oswalt as playing a character, so I must assume that he's playing himself in the movie.
Wikipedia cast entry for Deathstalker (2025): Daniel Bernhardt as Deathstalker Patton Oswalt Laurie Field as Doodad Christina Orjalo as Brisbayne Paul Lazenby as Jotak Nina Bergman as Grendel
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Wait, I got this.
The Simpsons "Bart, no!" meme, but Bart has been replaced by @jcsalterego.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Face-droop or just unhappy that he doesn't have medals and everyone else there does?

(Or both.)
Trump in white tie and tailcoat (but no medals) sitting while King Charles stands reading a speech. Charles has a row of medals. Standing in the background is another person in white tie and tails, who also has a row of medals.
September 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Choices were made.
A bright red package with yellow stripe labeled: Jack Link's Funyons brand Onion (naturally and artificially flavored) Perfectly Tender Chicken Bites Dried, Smoked & Seasoned Cuts of Chicken"
September 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Someone has to have already made this joke, right?
The cover of Patrick Rothfuss's "The Name of the Wind". Youtube shot of Harve Presnell singing "They call the Wind Maria" from Paint Your Wagon.
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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This is how you tell me, Bluesky?

This?
Bluesky notification of saved posts feature. It is a pop-up panel that says "New Feature" Below it is a post from @jcsalterego.bsky.social saying "inveting a saturday that immediately follows monday" Below that it says: "Saved Posts Finally! Keep track of posts that matter to you. Save them to revisit anytime."
September 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Updating things on my computer and...
Status box showing: Downloading Ireland About 1 minute remaining
September 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I don't think they'll actually do anything, unless lots of people do the same. And maybe not then, because Newsom is an shit.
Series of text messages: 1: Gavin Newsom here, asking you can reply to a simple question: Can we count on you to vote YES on Pro 50> Just reply Yes, No, or that you're unsure. There will be a volunteer - a real person - waiting for your reply when it comes in. Donald Trump asked Texas to redraw their Congressional maps <MMS cuts off there> 2: (my reply) Simple question in response, Gavin. Can you stop treating Trans people like garbage? 3: (their reply to that) Thank you for sharing this with me <name blocked out>. I unfortunately don't have a response to the issue you mentioned, but I will take this information back to the Newsom team. Thank you for your time today.
August 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM