Misty Gedlinske
@mistygedlinske.bsky.social
Wordsmith. Weather condition. Western NC -> Southern WI.
Queer there and everywhere. Y’all Means All. (she/her)
💖💜💙
queeringthediscourse.com
Queer there and everywhere. Y’all Means All. (she/her)
💖💜💙
queeringthediscourse.com
Why am I awake, you didn’t ask?
Because *somebody* had a Stage 5 Clinger in her pantaloons and decided to scream about it while booty scootin’ across the bathmat at Lord Jesus, Make It Stop o’Clock.
Yes, Pippin. The wet washcloth was, in fact, quite necessary.
#CatsOfBluesky
Because *somebody* had a Stage 5 Clinger in her pantaloons and decided to scream about it while booty scootin’ across the bathmat at Lord Jesus, Make It Stop o’Clock.
Yes, Pippin. The wet washcloth was, in fact, quite necessary.
#CatsOfBluesky
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Why am I awake, you didn’t ask?
Because *somebody* had a Stage 5 Clinger in her pantaloons and decided to scream about it while booty scootin’ across the bathmat at Lord Jesus, Make It Stop o’Clock.
Yes, Pippin. The wet washcloth was, in fact, quite necessary.
#CatsOfBluesky
Because *somebody* had a Stage 5 Clinger in her pantaloons and decided to scream about it while booty scootin’ across the bathmat at Lord Jesus, Make It Stop o’Clock.
Yes, Pippin. The wet washcloth was, in fact, quite necessary.
#CatsOfBluesky
I can’t decide whether nobody should tell him, or how much money I’d pay to be a fly on the wall when they do.
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I can’t decide whether nobody should tell him, or how much money I’d pay to be a fly on the wall when they do.
He might have been aiming for a Keith Richards vibe with this, but he landed on “rabid sewer rat.”
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
He might have been aiming for a Keith Richards vibe with this, but he landed on “rabid sewer rat.”
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"You're being alarmist" says someone who hasn't read anything besides the headline and maybe a pull quote since 2014 and whose vote counts as much as mine.
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
"You're being alarmist" says someone who hasn't read anything besides the headline and maybe a pull quote since 2014 and whose vote counts as much as mine.
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He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
What kind of Faustian bargain did @governorwalz.mn.gov make with Tom Homan to (allegedly) get ICE to promise to leave Minnesota?
And where are all those ICE agents headed now instead?
And where are all those ICE agents headed now instead?
Border Czar Tom Homan announces end to Operation Metro Surge, claiming success via @minnesotareformer.com wisconsinexaminer.com/2026/02/12/r...
Border Czar Tom Homan announces end to Operation Metro Surge, claiming success • Wisconsin Examiner
Trump’s border czar announced on Thursday an imminent end to Operation Metro Surge, claiming success from the unprecedented federal incursion
wisconsinexaminer.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
What kind of Faustian bargain did @governorwalz.mn.gov make with Tom Homan to (allegedly) get ICE to promise to leave Minnesota?
And where are all those ICE agents headed now instead?
And where are all those ICE agents headed now instead?
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Your writing is great and your thoughts are valuable and whatever you’re reporting is insightful and will illuminate my thoughts, but I won’t read it because you posted it on the transphobic Nazi blog network
I just wish it wasn’t a Substack link
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Your writing is great and your thoughts are valuable and whatever you’re reporting is insightful and will illuminate my thoughts, but I won’t read it because you posted it on the transphobic Nazi blog network
Next she gonna tell us about how much she likes beer while making face like an angry trout.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Next she gonna tell us about how much she likes beer while making face like an angry trout.
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
There is absolutely no joy in saying “we told you so,” but we did, and we were right.
Erasing and persecuting trans folks was the beginning step, not the end game. No amount of palatability or respectability politics ever appeases fascism for long.
Erasing and persecuting trans folks was the beginning step, not the end game. No amount of palatability or respectability politics ever appeases fascism for long.
“This is a deliberate act of erasure . . . The Pride Flag is history, resistance, and Pride born at Stonewall itself. Taking it down does not diminish our community. It exposes an administration afraid of visibility and truth."
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🍎
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🍎
Trump administration removes Rainbow Flag from Stonewall National Monument
The Trump administration removed a large Rainbow Flag from a flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument, the National Park Service confirmed to Gay City News
gaycitynews.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
There is absolutely no joy in saying “we told you so,” but we did, and we were right.
Erasing and persecuting trans folks was the beginning step, not the end game. No amount of palatability or respectability politics ever appeases fascism for long.
Erasing and persecuting trans folks was the beginning step, not the end game. No amount of palatability or respectability politics ever appeases fascism for long.
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
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Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime
The same people who listen to Italian and German opera and who are willing to condemn the Pope himself in their pursuit of Latin-only Catholic Mass have their knickers in a twist about a pop music artist who performs in Spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The same people who listen to Italian and German opera and who are willing to condemn the Pope himself in their pursuit of Latin-only Catholic Mass have their knickers in a twist about a pop music artist who performs in Spanish.
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
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i’m not sure if i believe there’s such a thing as justice, but i do believe that you will be remembered for how you made people feel.
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
i’m not sure if i believe there’s such a thing as justice, but i do believe that you will be remembered for how you made people feel.
In the Guardian’s style book, “revealed” is evidently a synonym for “established fact that has been known for several years and previously covered by multiple journalists, writers, and media outlets.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
In the Guardian’s style book, “revealed” is evidently a synonym for “established fact that has been known for several years and previously covered by multiple journalists, writers, and media outlets.”
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I’m glad bi athletes have Olympic representation in shooting and skiing, but I don’t think they should restrict sports by sexual orientation.
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I’m glad bi athletes have Olympic representation in shooting and skiing, but I don’t think they should restrict sports by sexual orientation.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
“I saw Mamdani holding a press conference at a daycare center. His hair, and comedic timing, were perfect.
A woo woo woo, Mayors of New York.”
- Warren Zevon, kinda-sorta
A woo woo woo, Mayors of New York.”
- Warren Zevon, kinda-sorta
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
“I saw Mamdani holding a press conference at a daycare center. His hair, and comedic timing, were perfect.
A woo woo woo, Mayors of New York.”
- Warren Zevon, kinda-sorta
A woo woo woo, Mayors of New York.”
- Warren Zevon, kinda-sorta
Beige Against the Machine
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Beige Against the Machine
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They’re screaming “fuck ice” at wrestling matches and Chuck Schumer managed to use this leverage to negotiate against himself until the demand is “ here’s a bunch more money, can you guys please promise to not wear masks unless you really need to?”
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
They’re screaming “fuck ice” at wrestling matches and Chuck Schumer managed to use this leverage to negotiate against himself until the demand is “ here’s a bunch more money, can you guys please promise to not wear masks unless you really need to?”
If we absolutely *must* have oligarchs and robber barons, can we at least restart the practice of having them fund libraries, museums, concert halls, parks, and major infrastructure projects as a peace offering to keep the working class from staging an uprising?
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
If we absolutely *must* have oligarchs and robber barons, can we at least restart the practice of having them fund libraries, museums, concert halls, parks, and major infrastructure projects as a peace offering to keep the working class from staging an uprising?
Only in fiction are sexually-based offenses considered especially heinous.
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Only in fiction are sexually-based offenses considered especially heinous.
Don’t confuse a publicity stunt with systemic change.
Moreover, ICE must be abolished and all its crimes fully prosecuted.
Moreover, ICE must be abolished and all its crimes fully prosecuted.
With the immediate removal of 700 federal agents from Minnesota, border czar Tom Homan put the total number of agents remaining in the state at approximately 2,000.
That’s still a dramatic increase from the normal immigration and enforcement staffing in Minnesota of around 150 agents.
That’s still a dramatic increase from the normal immigration and enforcement staffing in Minnesota of around 150 agents.
Live: Border official Tom Homan announces hundreds of agents will leave Minnesota
White House border czar is negotiating with local officials on a deal for county jails to cooperate with federal immigration officials.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Don’t confuse a publicity stunt with systemic change.
Moreover, ICE must be abolished and all its crimes fully prosecuted.
Moreover, ICE must be abolished and all its crimes fully prosecuted.