Misty Gedlinske
@mistygedlinske.bsky.social
Wordsmith. Weather condition. Western NC -> Southern WI.
Queer there and everywhere. Y’all Means All. (she/her)
💖💜💙
queeringthediscourse.com
Queer there and everywhere. Y’all Means All. (she/her)
💖💜💙
queeringthediscourse.com
Shot, meet chaser.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Shot, meet chaser.
I'm not generally a jealous or possessive person, but if some tramp in spray-on pants puts her claws on my spouse like that, and *he lets her*, we're all gonna end up on the news.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm not generally a jealous or possessive person, but if some tramp in spray-on pants puts her claws on my spouse like that, and *he lets her*, we're all gonna end up on the news.
Can I interest y’all in a cat playing with a potato on this fine Caturday morning?
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Can I interest y’all in a cat playing with a potato on this fine Caturday morning?
Porch Pirate: Casual Mode
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Porch Pirate: Casual Mode
He's not building a ballroom or "remodeling the White House."
He bragging about openly dismantling the rule of law.
Image credit: REUTERS/Jessica Koscielniak
He bragging about openly dismantling the rule of law.
Image credit: REUTERS/Jessica Koscielniak
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
He's not building a ballroom or "remodeling the White House."
He bragging about openly dismantling the rule of law.
Image credit: REUTERS/Jessica Koscielniak
He bragging about openly dismantling the rule of law.
Image credit: REUTERS/Jessica Koscielniak
Guess what?
Pumpkin butt!
Pumpkin butt!
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Guess what?
Pumpkin butt!
Pumpkin butt!
I'd rather hang out with the kind of women who understand that men are not the yardlines of our happiness, that no amount of redwood would have kept Ophelia afloat, and who would never pass up an opportunity to smack Morgan Wallen cross-eyed in a Whole Foods parking lot.
October 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'd rather hang out with the kind of women who understand that men are not the yardlines of our happiness, that no amount of redwood would have kept Ophelia afloat, and who would never pass up an opportunity to smack Morgan Wallen cross-eyed in a Whole Foods parking lot.
Pippin-the-Cat, whose sensibilities are offended monthly by her flea and tick preventative, would like to establish a class action with Horf for caregiver-inflicted chemical indignities.
October 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pippin-the-Cat, whose sensibilities are offended monthly by her flea and tick preventative, would like to establish a class action with Horf for caregiver-inflicted chemical indignities.
Greyscale photos of Matthew Shepard are always a little misleading. He and I were the same age at the time of his death, which helped scare me back into the closet for a very long time.
We should both be 48 now, which is still way too young to be gone.
We should both be 48 now, which is still way too young to be gone.
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Greyscale photos of Matthew Shepard are always a little misleading. He and I were the same age at the time of his death, which helped scare me back into the closet for a very long time.
We should both be 48 now, which is still way too young to be gone.
We should both be 48 now, which is still way too young to be gone.
We might have gotten a bit too far into the rum while getting dressed.
October 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
We might have gotten a bit too far into the rum while getting dressed.
“Abandon yer shoes, all ye who enter here!”
October 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
“Abandon yer shoes, all ye who enter here!”
Yukon Gold potatoes, squash, zucchini, and turkey sausage tossed in olive oil and seasonings. Spread out in a single layer on a large baking sheet and bake at 400°F for 30 minutes.
(Cookie Monster omnomnom noises commence)
(Cookie Monster omnomnom noises commence)
October 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yukon Gold potatoes, squash, zucchini, and turkey sausage tossed in olive oil and seasonings. Spread out in a single layer on a large baking sheet and bake at 400°F for 30 minutes.
(Cookie Monster omnomnom noises commence)
(Cookie Monster omnomnom noises commence)
“Spell my name, spell my name
It’s right there in the email,
It’s not a hidden detail,
The spelling doesn’t change.” 🎶
It’s right there in the email,
It’s not a hidden detail,
The spelling doesn’t change.” 🎶
October 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“Spell my name, spell my name
It’s right there in the email,
It’s not a hidden detail,
The spelling doesn’t change.” 🎶
It’s right there in the email,
It’s not a hidden detail,
The spelling doesn’t change.” 🎶
Good… morning?
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Good… morning?
Whatever kind of day y’all had today, at least you didn’t get the tip of your tail caught in the fork of a bird feeder pole.
September 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Whatever kind of day y’all had today, at least you didn’t get the tip of your tail caught in the fork of a bird feeder pole.
The Rapture isn’t real and won’t be happening tomorrow, but scheduling the alleged coming of the Messianic Kingdom on Rosh Hashanah is *deeply* antisemitic.
No matter how devout you are, the Lord will not be calling you home from the two point line.
No matter how devout you are, the Lord will not be calling you home from the two point line.
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Rapture isn’t real and won’t be happening tomorrow, but scheduling the alleged coming of the Messianic Kingdom on Rosh Hashanah is *deeply* antisemitic.
No matter how devout you are, the Lord will not be calling you home from the two point line.
No matter how devout you are, the Lord will not be calling you home from the two point line.
You heard it here first, folks. Duke Cannon is a size queen.
September 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You heard it here first, folks. Duke Cannon is a size queen.
Come what may, a Porch Papaw is gonna wave at the folks passing by.
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Come what may, a Porch Papaw is gonna wave at the folks passing by.
Y’all. It is mid-September. It is still technically summer. Calendar autumn doesn’t even start for another three days. What in the glittering, tinsel-draped, French-fried frickety frack are we doing in this here Menards?
September 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Y’all. It is mid-September. It is still technically summer. Calendar autumn doesn’t even start for another three days. What in the glittering, tinsel-draped, French-fried frickety frack are we doing in this here Menards?
I did not just agree with Ted Cruz.
The light of reason briefly glinted off Ted Cruz, like sunshine on a dog’s ass.
The light of reason briefly glinted off Ted Cruz, like sunshine on a dog’s ass.
September 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I did not just agree with Ted Cruz.
The light of reason briefly glinted off Ted Cruz, like sunshine on a dog’s ass.
The light of reason briefly glinted off Ted Cruz, like sunshine on a dog’s ass.
Could the “grooming standards which maintain a warrior ethos” for cisgender men please include washing your backside and using lotion without worrying if either one means you’re gay?
September 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Could the “grooming standards which maintain a warrior ethos” for cisgender men please include washing your backside and using lotion without worrying if either one means you’re gay?
Hail and well-met, fellow myopic traveler!
September 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hail and well-met, fellow myopic traveler!
A teacher in a neighboring school district has been put on administrative leave for writing this post about Charlie Kirk.
The internet mob that wants her fired (at minimum) insists there is no daylight between not mourning his death, and celebrating it.
I stand with Kaytie Storms.
The internet mob that wants her fired (at minimum) insists there is no daylight between not mourning his death, and celebrating it.
I stand with Kaytie Storms.
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
A teacher in a neighboring school district has been put on administrative leave for writing this post about Charlie Kirk.
The internet mob that wants her fired (at minimum) insists there is no daylight between not mourning his death, and celebrating it.
I stand with Kaytie Storms.
The internet mob that wants her fired (at minimum) insists there is no daylight between not mourning his death, and celebrating it.
I stand with Kaytie Storms.
It’s the first day of Offspring’s senior year of high school. Thirteen years of patience with this shirt is about to finally pay off.
September 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It’s the first day of Offspring’s senior year of high school. Thirteen years of patience with this shirt is about to finally pay off.
In Texas v. Johnson (1989), SCOTUS held, and Scalia himself concurred, that burning the American flag was protected expression under the First Amendment, and that "the Government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable."
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In Texas v. Johnson (1989), SCOTUS held, and Scalia himself concurred, that burning the American flag was protected expression under the First Amendment, and that "the Government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable."