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Miss Lapis
@misslapis.bsky.social
18+ page. SCP writer/artist, Hedvig and Mekhanite fangirl. she/her. 24

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Hello. I am Miss Lapis, I have written and drawn some things for the SCP wiki. Here is a link to my author page (the page where I author):
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/miss-lapis
Tiktok is baby sensory videos for adults
The poorly looped wheezing laughter that blares at full volume, which starts in the middle of a wheeze and ends in the middle of a different wheeze, is the dancing strawberry for grandparents
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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Chandelure 🕯 Pumpkaboo 🎃 Duskull 💀
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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My Ghost Pokemon designs so far! More on the way...
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Okay sorry
5th or 6th
My mind decided that 2 other guys should also be elevated to hotness status so now poor Drebby went down even more
You know what's fucked up? That the lineup in TGAA is so stacked that this guy is only like the 3rd or 4th hottest guy in the game
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
www.wtoc.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Exorcist/Cleric

youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c
A Scottish Woman Reacts to the death of Margaret Thatcher
YouTube video by Reddebrek
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Healer
February 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
First name Kazuma last name Impact
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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that's just beingslop. you only like it because you think
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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tbh, when a state attempts to police and ban transition care, any Response that comes down to "well we don't need that and can still be trans", while formally true, is a very conservative one that implicitly gives consent to the state to take away your bodily autonomy & mould you into cisness - bad!
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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lmao, instead of going the obvious route of taking medical transition into our own hands and finding ways to do it outside the medical system, this just takes a hard fucking turn right back to this shit
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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dude.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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2208:woop!!⛄⛄⛄

#1日1ウパー
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Jucika Receives Love Letters
August 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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oh to be a fat bear floating lazily in clear water
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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All sports are made up,
but among the sports Curling is the funniest sport we've all collectively decided is real.
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM