lord kinbote
@minndb.bsky.social
Founder of the Fresca Phanatics club
Roseville, Minn.
Roseville, Minn.
“Give us Greenland or I will raise taxes on my own people” wow, a deal-making genius
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“Give us Greenland or I will raise taxes on my own people” wow, a deal-making genius
This has got to be DOOM’s first appearance in the NYT crossword
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This has got to be DOOM’s first appearance in the NYT crossword
These companies know that Trump will retaliate and they’ll be dragged into a huge public spectacle if they say anything. He might even use regulatory agencies or tariffs to punish them. They would lose money. Their stock price would nosedive.
Trump has cowed them. His bullying has worked
Trump has cowed them. His bullying has worked
I reached out to the most well-known Minnesota-based companies, multiple times, for comment on what's happening in the Twin Cities right now. None of them responded. Here's my attempt at unpacking why.
We asked Minnesota's biggest companies about ICE. None of them responded
In a sign of how far we've come from the summer of 2020, well-known brands have stayed silent as escalating chaos unfolds in their backyard.
www.fastcompany.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
These companies know that Trump will retaliate and they’ll be dragged into a huge public spectacle if they say anything. He might even use regulatory agencies or tariffs to punish them. They would lose money. Their stock price would nosedive.
Trump has cowed them. His bullying has worked
Trump has cowed them. His bullying has worked
Imagine if one of your imdb credits was “gonorrhea nun”
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Imagine if one of your imdb credits was “gonorrhea nun”
Air Teen
Bud 🤝 Wolf
No rule that
says a dog can’t
play basketball
Bud 🤝 Wolf
No rule that
says a dog can’t
play basketball
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Air Teen
Bud 🤝 Wolf
No rule that
says a dog can’t
play basketball
Bud 🤝 Wolf
No rule that
says a dog can’t
play basketball
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Ishmael heard about your mom 🐋
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Ishmael heard about your mom 🐋
This is apt because if a rival tries to invade a loon’s territory, it will fight him to the death
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is apt because if a rival tries to invade a loon’s territory, it will fight him to the death
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“I feel we are not being listened to enough by big media,” he said to a big media reporter sent there to listen to him.
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
“I feel we are not being listened to enough by big media,” he said to a big media reporter sent there to listen to him.
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Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
Evil wizard: I’ll send 400 orcs to deal with those 4 guys. That should be plenty, maybe overkill actually
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Evil wizard: I’ll send 400 orcs to deal with those 4 guys. That should be plenty, maybe overkill actually
Starting to think the Joker wasn’t being totally honest about how he got those scars
January 15, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Starting to think the Joker wasn’t being totally honest about how he got those scars
Remember when you’d have a computer program open, and you could close a file within that program without also closing the program, so when you wanted to open a new file, you didn’t have to wait for the program to open first? That made so much sense, so I guess that’s why MS Word no longer does it
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Remember when you’d have a computer program open, and you could close a file within that program without also closing the program, so when you wanted to open a new file, you didn’t have to wait for the program to open first? That made so much sense, so I guess that’s why MS Word no longer does it
Great year for holiday dates:
-Juneteenth is a Friday - long weekend
-Memorial Day is early, 5/25 - summer starts sooner
-7/4 is Saturday - observed on 7/3 - long weekend
-Labor Day is late, 9/28 - more summer
-Halloween on Saturday
-Thanksgiving earlier, 11/26 - longer Xmas season
-Xmas on Friday
-Juneteenth is a Friday - long weekend
-Memorial Day is early, 5/25 - summer starts sooner
-7/4 is Saturday - observed on 7/3 - long weekend
-Labor Day is late, 9/28 - more summer
-Halloween on Saturday
-Thanksgiving earlier, 11/26 - longer Xmas season
-Xmas on Friday
January 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Great year for holiday dates:
-Juneteenth is a Friday - long weekend
-Memorial Day is early, 5/25 - summer starts sooner
-7/4 is Saturday - observed on 7/3 - long weekend
-Labor Day is late, 9/28 - more summer
-Halloween on Saturday
-Thanksgiving earlier, 11/26 - longer Xmas season
-Xmas on Friday
-Juneteenth is a Friday - long weekend
-Memorial Day is early, 5/25 - summer starts sooner
-7/4 is Saturday - observed on 7/3 - long weekend
-Labor Day is late, 9/28 - more summer
-Halloween on Saturday
-Thanksgiving earlier, 11/26 - longer Xmas season
-Xmas on Friday
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The Trump era in a nutshell:
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The Trump era in a nutshell:
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
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Leftists address this constantly. We advocate for universal health care and child care, guaranteed pensions, decommodified housing, and all kinds of other things that would directly address these issues. What we don't do is say "more white babies" which is what is really being asked here
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in. n.pr/3NH3yso
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Leftists address this constantly. We advocate for universal health care and child care, guaranteed pensions, decommodified housing, and all kinds of other things that would directly address these issues. What we don't do is say "more white babies" which is what is really being asked here
When you start taking buffets away from exurban residents, you have crossed a line and you will pay
30 miles from the city, in Elk River, Minnesota, the HONG KONG BUFFET was raided by ICE.
They kidnapped EVERY SINGLE PERSON who worked there.
Didn’t ask for proof of citizenship. Nothing. Just kidnapped them.
www.instagram.com/reel/DTYa7du...
They kidnapped EVERY SINGLE PERSON who worked there.
Didn’t ask for proof of citizenship. Nothing. Just kidnapped them.
www.instagram.com/reel/DTYa7du...
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January 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
When you start taking buffets away from exurban residents, you have crossed a line and you will pay
Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
Let me guess, they feared for their lives and started shooting the ice
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Let me guess, they feared for their lives and started shooting the ice
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I hate to say it, but if Trump keeps this up he risks tarnishing the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I hate to say it, but if Trump keeps this up he risks tarnishing the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize
We can all rest easy knowing that the FBI has been called in to handle the coverup, er, “investigation”
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
We can all rest easy knowing that the FBI has been called in to handle the coverup, er, “investigation”
The motherfucker has been in office LESS THAN A YEAR and it’s already this bad
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The motherfucker has been in office LESS THAN A YEAR and it’s already this bad
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs