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lord kinbote
@minndb.bsky.social
Founder of the Fresca Phanatics club
Roseville, Minn.
Oww my mitochondria are degrading
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Old Pennywise wasn’t terrifying to look at, which made him more unsettling to me. New Pennywise is just over the top. Subtlety is dead
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Why do they need to put this guy on the gas station now
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The 1990s was the last decade when two guys could get rich by calling themselves Mac Daddy and Daddy Mac and wearing their clothes inside out
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you write a bad review of Wicked For Good you are required to say “this franchise defies gravity no more.” If you write a good review you are required to say “this franchise continues to defy gravity.” I don’t make the rules
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The computer still can’t handle a tilde without barfing up a string of random characters, but sure let’s put it in charge of everything
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Shout out to the owner of the car with the Dennis Kucinich bumper sticker that I always see in the parking ramp
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Back in hunter-gatherer days, homo sapiens were rarely asked to provide one-time passcodes. We are not built for this
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This country is a fucking disgrace
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The original butthole skeet got taken down and now 80% of my feed is people quote tweeting “Ewwwww” above [Deleted]
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Lots of valid concerns about any possible WB sale, but my main concern is that this Chuck Jones cartoon might go back in the vault.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
These people have basically no normal human qualities. Freaks
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Has there ever been a photo of this fucking dunce where he doesn’t look like a deer in the headlights
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They should have called it “2Topia, 2Furious”
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Every time JD Vance opens his mouth I want to beat him senseless
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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People talk often about how all of our institutions are crumbling, but I gotta say, the institution protecting powerful people from ever facing consequences for sex crimes, a load-bearing institution if there ever was one, seems to be holding up quite well.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am the world’s best Connections player and I feel I should be rewarded for it
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Don’t forget all the breathless exposés about Joe Biden being old
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The president’s a nonce innit
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I never would have believed this country could shrug off THE PRESIDENT BEING A LITERAL RAPIST AND PEDOPHILE until I saw it with my own eyes. Did you see what they did to Bill Clinton over a consensual affair just 25 years ago? How can I take anything seriously ever again
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
At times like this we must remember the cautionary tale of the Emperor’s New Clothes. He bought pants with a 34 waist, like all his other pants, but they were somehow too small. Different brands fit differently!
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Aside from the stupidity of programming this bot to be a dipshit conspiracy theorist, I’m still flabbergasted by the argument “Trump was winning before they finished counting all the votes.” Like, that’s your evidence? Morons!
High end wealth inequality allows for shit like this
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM