America’s Next Top Copy Editor

Camp Flog Gnaw?

This is the kind of shit Fox News is not going to shut up about for 10 years

Why do I never get these surveys from YouGov

He’s talking loudly on that phone about his dog is loose

No, they changed it in the Season 28 episode “Disco Stu Decides He Does Advertise Now”

It’s always funny to see a reference to “the episode where Lisa and Disco Stu solve the mystery of Otto’s stolen iPad” or something and be like “I can’t tell if that’s made up or something they actually did, and I’m not going to find out”

Eat shit Emmer, you dumb prick

Anybody know how I can make this my screensaver

Almost as big a deal as that fake bullshit your people were shooting up pizza parlors over, Mike

Oh, yep, there he is. A private equity vampire, sounds like a refreshing change from the status quo

There’s a candidate besides Walz? Fascinating, I never would have known

So glad we have media who will take BOTH SIDES seriously — I want equal weight for the normal, non-crazy side AND the batshit, crooked, idiotic side! I am a smart adult

We call our dog Cleo “Cleothanes” as if she’s some ancient Greek playwright