Mike
@mikeypro.bsky.social
White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls (ie perpetual state of suffering). Dad and husband. Simpsons references appreciated and encouraged. He/him
Watching Olympic snowboarding and I have no idea if what the athletes are doing is good or bad.
"He chucked a double rodeo!"
Yay? Not yay?
"He chucked a double rodeo!"
Yay? Not yay?
February 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Watching Olympic snowboarding and I have no idea if what the athletes are doing is good or bad.
"He chucked a double rodeo!"
Yay? Not yay?
"He chucked a double rodeo!"
Yay? Not yay?
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As i said, they just Look Like This but in service to the grand tradition of You Gonna Get These Jokes:
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
As i said, they just Look Like This but in service to the grand tradition of You Gonna Get These Jokes:
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
When the Left is now the party of 2A...
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
When the Left is now the party of 2A...
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Catherine O'Hara was a damn genius. Absolute comic genius.
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Catherine O'Hara was a damn genius. Absolute comic genius.
I wanna see/hear the uncensored "Fuck ICE" chant from the NFC Championship game during the anthem
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I wanna see/hear the uncensored "Fuck ICE" chant from the NFC Championship game during the anthem
She's a liar. Does she know we have all seen the video?
Q: If these are targeted arrests, why are these immigration agents going after civilian protests out of their way?
NOEM: This individual attacked law enforcement officers. These agents took action to defend their lives.
NOEM: This individual attacked law enforcement officers. These agents took action to defend their lives.
January 24, 2026 at 10:51 PM
She's a liar. Does she know we have all seen the video?
While killing said public
January 24, 2026 at 10:42 PM
While killing said public
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It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
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I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
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They shot an unarmed mother in the face in front of her wife then called her a “fucking bitch”.
They kidnapped a five year old and used them as bait.
They deported a two year old despite a judge’s orders.
They maced, pistol whipped, and disarmed a nurse legally carrying then shot him nine times.
They kidnapped a five year old and used them as bait.
They deported a two year old despite a judge’s orders.
They maced, pistol whipped, and disarmed a nurse legally carrying then shot him nine times.
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
They shot an unarmed mother in the face in front of her wife then called her a “fucking bitch”.
They kidnapped a five year old and used them as bait.
They deported a two year old despite a judge’s orders.
They maced, pistol whipped, and disarmed a nurse legally carrying then shot him nine times.
They kidnapped a five year old and used them as bait.
They deported a two year old despite a judge’s orders.
They maced, pistol whipped, and disarmed a nurse legally carrying then shot him nine times.
Now they are going to feign outrage at him saying the F word while they continue to murder Americans in the streets
Walz: "I call on all Americans to see the decency this state is exhibiting, and the horrific cruelty, unprofessional, absolute abomination that is passing for what these f--- ICE agents are doing on our streets."
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Now they are going to feign outrage at him saying the F word while they continue to murder Americans in the streets
Also the fact that they are victim blaming for having a gun, even though
Minnesota is an open carry state
The gun was holstered
He was disarmed prior to being murdered
2A apparently only counts for one side of the political spectrum
Minnesota is an open carry state
The gun was holstered
He was disarmed prior to being murdered
2A apparently only counts for one side of the political spectrum
Pritzker: "The GOP is nowhere to be found. They're the ones that scream and yell about 'federal tyranny' about interference with states' rights. And now, their president is violating states' rights and attacking our states and Republicans are nowhere to be found to talk about it."
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Also the fact that they are victim blaming for having a gun, even though
Minnesota is an open carry state
The gun was holstered
He was disarmed prior to being murdered
2A apparently only counts for one side of the political spectrum
Minnesota is an open carry state
The gun was holstered
He was disarmed prior to being murdered
2A apparently only counts for one side of the political spectrum
How are you going to spin this one Kristi, you ghoul?
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
How are you going to spin this one Kristi, you ghoul?
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God it fills my heart up to read stuff like this
If the admin's strategic goal was to break public resistance to immigration enforcement activities, it was a tactical mistake to go to the Twin Cities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
God it fills my heart up to read stuff like this
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I fucking love Midwest progressivism.
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I fucking love Midwest progressivism.
Some fun for this Friday. Beatallica!
Beatallica - ...And Justice For All My Loving
YouTube video by Oglio
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January 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Some fun for this Friday. Beatallica!
Where's Jake Tapper's book and media tour about this?
Trump's *left* hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured -- now has a large bruise and is discolored
These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Where's Jake Tapper's book and media tour about this?
How does he keep doing this??? HOW???
I love Caleb Williams
I love Caleb Williams
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
How does he keep doing this??? HOW???
I love Caleb Williams
I love Caleb Williams
Pathetic effort securing the ball by both of these teams. Holy shit
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Pathetic effort securing the ball by both of these teams. Holy shit
Always love hearing Mad Season
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Always love hearing Mad Season
Bo Nix looks like he's throwing a bowling ball
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Bo Nix looks like he's throwing a bowling ball
Rams vs Bears next week. Bring it on
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Rams vs Bears next week. Bring it on
Live
Laugh
Abolish ICE
Laugh
Abolish ICE
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Live
Laugh
Abolish ICE
Laugh
Abolish ICE