Mike
@mikeypro.bsky.social
White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls (ie perpetual state of suffering). Dad and husband. Simpsons references appreciated and encouraged. He/him
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Carrie Underwood has been waiting all day to make our ears bleed
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Carrie Underwood has been waiting all day to make our ears bleed
I've seen this movie before...
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I've seen this movie before...
Refs try to not be garbage challenge
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Refs try to not be garbage challenge
Wait, is that why he referred to it as "The Big Beautiful Bill?"
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Wait, is that why he referred to it as "The Big Beautiful Bill?"
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Friday afternoon news drop summary
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Friday afternoon news drop summary
Fuck the New York Times from here to eternity.
Complicit
Complicit
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck the New York Times from here to eternity.
Complicit
Complicit
Caleb Williams with less than 2 minutes in a game: ice in the veins, gives the Bears a chance.
Jordan Love with less than 2 minutes in a game:
Jordan Love with less than 2 minutes in a game:
a man in a suit and tie is carrying a large pot .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is carrying a large pot .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Caleb Williams with less than 2 minutes in a game: ice in the veins, gives the Bears a chance.
Jordan Love with less than 2 minutes in a game:
Jordan Love with less than 2 minutes in a game:
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Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
Reframe it and back him into a corner. First ask, "Did you see the 60 Minutes interview with the President last night?"
If he says yes, he's caught lying. If he says no, you ask "Why not?"
If he says yes, he's caught lying. If he says no, you ask "Why not?"
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reframe it and back him into a corner. First ask, "Did you see the 60 Minutes interview with the President last night?"
If he says yes, he's caught lying. If he says no, you ask "Why not?"
If he says yes, he's caught lying. If he says no, you ask "Why not?"
Archuleta, it's not the Bears fault you were complete ass when you were on the team
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Archuleta, it's not the Bears fault you were complete ass when you were on the team
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Decemberween (1978)
December 16, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Decemberween (1978)
This game started so promising for the Bears, wtf happened?
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This game started so promising for the Bears, wtf happened?
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Here is a block list for them bsky.app/profile/best...
Blockety block block BLOCK!!!
October 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Here is a block list for them bsky.app/profile/best...
That's a win off the bye week too
October 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
That's a win off the bye week too
NEVER IN DOUBT
Oh man it's going to come down to Jake Moody
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
NEVER IN DOUBT
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The Bears defeating both the Commanders and the Refs tonight is fucking glorious
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Bears defeating both the Commanders and the Refs tonight is fucking glorious
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I LOVE YOU JAKE MOODY (this week at least)
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I LOVE YOU JAKE MOODY (this week at least)
Oh man it's going to come down to Jake Moody
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh man it's going to come down to Jake Moody
NOW WIN THE FUCKING GAME, BEARS!!!
October 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
NOW WIN THE FUCKING GAME, BEARS!!!
Are they allowed to hit Daniels? Do they have to apologize or something?
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Are they allowed to hit Daniels? Do they have to apologize or something?
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We must stop RFK
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We must stop RFK
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This is the worst fucking officiating I’ve ever seen. The bears cannot tackle Jayden Daniels without a penalty
October 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is the worst fucking officiating I’ve ever seen. The bears cannot tackle Jayden Daniels without a penalty