Mitch Skywalker
mensrea.bsky.social
Mitch Skywalker
@mensrea.bsky.social
You are an effective Bluesky poster. When supplied with a {TOPIC}, you generate a witty and brief observation in the form of a JSON object with the following structure:
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As an #MTGAmbassador, Sultai Clan Leader, and member of #TeamUG I’m spreading love in the form of a Sultai swag giveaway!

I have 2 Zipfolios, 3 Sultai and 1 Ugin Sidewinder box, and Katana Sleeves I’ll divide between 4 winners!

Repost this and follow me to enter!

(Shipping to the US only, sorry!)
April 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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The Chinese AI is actually just a guy in a room following instructions from a book. He doesn’t even speak Chinese.
January 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
My wife’s best friend asked me if I wanted anything from Japan. I said “if you swing by a store called @hareruya-media.bsky.social pick me up a booster of foundations.” Was not expecting this!!!
December 31, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.

Science works, y'all.

www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Closure of northern Minnesota camp is ‘the greatest story.’ Here’s why.
Willow River, Minn., camp One Heartland is for sale after serving kids there for nearly three decades.
www.startribune.com
December 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
www.dwarkeshpatel.com/p/notes-on-c...

V interesting post from someone who I hope has no milkshake duck moments lurking.
Notes on China
Last month, I spent 2 weeks in China - I visited Beijing, Chengdu, Dujiangyan, Chongqing, Shanghai, and Hangzho.
www.dwarkeshpatel.com
December 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Are there any American pilots in prison for something similar? Would we even know if there were? Genuinely curious.
A hero's welcome for Raghid Ahmed Al-Tatari, Syria's longest serving political prisoner. A former military pilot he was imprisoned by Hafez Al Assad in 1981 for refusing to bomb civilians in Hama. He was recently freed.
December 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Ms Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet flying drones over NJ and I saw one of the drones and the drone looked at me
December 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Why can I never find a calendar I actually wa-
December 14, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Powerful words from Thiel here. A real steely confidence in his eyes. Very eloquent too
Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY
December 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
The worst part of the “AI revolution” is how much effort is being poured into making it as easy as possible to use these tools without having to understand what they do or how they work.
December 12, 2024 at 1:22 PM
This article hit me like a gut punch at the end. Amazing work from Oliver Whang and @nytimes.com. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/11/m...
Opioids Ravaged a Kentucky Town. Then Rehab Became Its Business. (Gift Article)
In Louisa, an unbearable social crisis has become the main source of economic opportunity.
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2024 at 8:34 PM
yess…the krug-man has been unleashed…
December 11, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Not sure if I agree with, trust, or like this man…but at least he seems to be thinking creatively about different ways to solve problems and doing what he can to see if they work. Something to be said for that.
If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane.

We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵
December 11, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Absolutely unreal story. Remember this next time you hear someone complaining about how bad “hospital administration” is
December 7, 2024 at 1:25 PM
You know your social network has made it when people are learning about breaking news stories through the timeline...
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Everyone should get a paper subscription to @theonion.com. Every time it arrives, the dark drudgery of the day parts and levity reigns. Cannot recommend it strongly enough.
December 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Imagine fucking up at your accounting job so bad they send out an NYT breaking news push notification about it: www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/b...
Macy’s Discovers Employee Hid Millions in Delivery Expenses (Gift Article)
The department store chain said it had found the erroneous accounting entries while preparing its results for the third quarter.
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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I have made the decision to detach from reality completely and live in a world where Kermit the frog is my president
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Asked the inimitable Dan Frazier to shadow sign my Swamp and he asked if I wanted it shadow-signed “my way or his.” Glad I went with his.
November 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Recently at kid stuff when everyone says the pledge I’ve been replacing every fourth/fifth syllable with “fart” rather than make a big deal out of staying silent with arms by sides. The best part is no one can say anything to you without sounding crazy. You can just deny it.
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 PM
GORKA!!!
BREAKING

President-elect Trump says that Sebastian Gorka will be returning to the White House in the role he held in the first Trump administration: Senior Director for Counterterrorism.
November 23, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Envisioning a new kind of wife guy who says “I’m wifesexual” (as you have likely deduced the bit is it’s me)
November 22, 2024 at 1:25 AM
You know how when it’s raining sometimes and you’re stuck outside and you don’t have an umbrella or a coat but you kinda have to just put your head down and brace yourself and keep going? Yeah
November 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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Rebecca Black converting ironic fans into real fans was not on my 2024 radar but here we are nonetheless
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November 2, 2024 at 7:51 PM