Not a game day promo but one of the perks of playing Pauper is getting to rock a playset of these bad gorls cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...

Everyone knows the real best card in Magic

My wife’s best friend asked me if I wanted anything from Japan. I said “if you swing by a store called @hareruya-media.bsky.social pick me up a booster of foundations.” Was not expecting this!!!

I saw this a few days ago, snapped this last night, and wanted to show you. My daughter loves this one.

Everyone should get a paper subscription to @theonion.com. Every time it arrives, the dark drudgery of the day parts and levity reigns. Cannot recommend it strongly enough.

Asked the inimitable Dan Frazier to shadow sign my Swamp and he asked if I wanted it shadow-signed “my way or his.” Glad I went with his.

Majestic long haired black cats in particular…

“How could I possibly hurt you with my arm held at such an unnatural angle?”

At 99 Ranch, the magic of 2017-era weird twitter slang is alive and kicking, my good Binch.