Melissa Green
@melissagreen.bsky.social
Hot sauce bitch. Surly stew crone.
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Goodbye, DOGE. May you rot in hell.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Goodbye, DOGE. May you rot in hell.
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This is exactly right
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is exactly right
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float James Carville out to sea on a barge
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
float James Carville out to sea on a barge
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Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders
And yes, the swag bags. Attendees received MAHA-branded tote bags with:
- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
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A real President ……….
Sixty-two years ago today, November 22, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. He was shot while riding in an open-top car and died later at Parkland Hospital. The event, which occurred at 12:30 p.m. CST, was a moment of national tragedy.
Sixty-two years ago today, November 22, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. He was shot while riding in an open-top car and died later at Parkland Hospital. The event, which occurred at 12:30 p.m. CST, was a moment of national tragedy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A real President ……….
Sixty-two years ago today, November 22, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. He was shot while riding in an open-top car and died later at Parkland Hospital. The event, which occurred at 12:30 p.m. CST, was a moment of national tragedy.
Sixty-two years ago today, November 22, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. He was shot while riding in an open-top car and died later at Parkland Hospital. The event, which occurred at 12:30 p.m. CST, was a moment of national tragedy.
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The part where they threatened to break a judge’s car windows should be a bigger story … they feel comfortable treating judges this way, which means they are being told that they can do literally anything to nearly everyone
#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The part where they threatened to break a judge’s car windows should be a bigger story … they feel comfortable treating judges this way, which means they are being told that they can do literally anything to nearly everyone
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November 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
I usually do a TDOR post, but this year I just don't have any words.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I usually do a TDOR post, but this year I just don't have any words.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think we may have reached Peak Everything
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I think we may have reached Peak Everything
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Back in my day, if you wanted to be taught about knife play by a bear named “Kumma” you had to wait until the Folsom Street Fair.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Back in my day, if you wanted to be taught about knife play by a bear named “Kumma” you had to wait until the Folsom Street Fair.
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it’s his 8th bird day!!!! happy bird day my little cup!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
it’s his 8th bird day!!!! happy bird day my little cup!!!!!!!
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Recently picked up a few cases defending queer or trans people facing felony charges and dangerous incarceration conditions. I’m taking these cases pro bono and low bono, so it would really really help me fight for these clients if you’re able to donate.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...
Donate to Help Fund Lyra's Pro Bono Cases, organized by Lyra LB
Hi! I'm Lyra, @pinkrangerlb on twitter. I'm a trans woman lawyer in Atlanta! While I am not a … Lyra LB needs your support for Help Fund Lyra's Pro Bono Cases
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Recently picked up a few cases defending queer or trans people facing felony charges and dangerous incarceration conditions. I’m taking these cases pro bono and low bono, so it would really really help me fight for these clients if you’re able to donate.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...
Gif that pops up when I type my name
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Gif that pops up when I type my name
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Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
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Every single hate movement does this. They record the crimes of a targeted minority to further scapegoat them and push propaganda. Nazis did it with Jews. American white supremacists do it with Black folks. This is no different.
It's eliminationist propaganda.
It's eliminationist propaganda.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Every single hate movement does this. They record the crimes of a targeted minority to further scapegoat them and push propaganda. Nazis did it with Jews. American white supremacists do it with Black folks. This is no different.
It's eliminationist propaganda.
It's eliminationist propaganda.
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Muppet Knives Out
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Muppet Knives Out
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hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz