Melissa Green
@melissagreen.bsky.social
Hot sauce bitch. Surly stew crone.
Working title for my recipe book: The Flustered Chef
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Working title for my recipe book: The Flustered Chef
I will not listen to "Weird Beard Americans" and their "Christian" beliefs. Get thee back to the Weird Beard Zone!
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I will not listen to "Weird Beard Americans" and their "Christian" beliefs. Get thee back to the Weird Beard Zone!
I swear we are living in the worst Wes Anderson movie
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I swear we are living in the worst Wes Anderson movie
perfect album, yup. 90s, yup.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
perfect album, yup. 90s, yup.
From scratch wildly off script Dal Makhani. SO good. 🍽
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
From scratch wildly off script Dal Makhani. SO good. 🍽
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
just happy to be a girl 💜
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
just happy to be a girl 💜
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
same old same old
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
same old same old
hello bluskies! 😘
September 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
hello bluskies! 😘
Turns out I had been carrying around a stuffy of a crawfish in my travel cooking kit for YEARS. Who knew?!
Anyway, found the perfect plate for him.
Anyway, found the perfect plate for him.
September 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Turns out I had been carrying around a stuffy of a crawfish in my travel cooking kit for YEARS. Who knew?!
Anyway, found the perfect plate for him.
Anyway, found the perfect plate for him.
well, that's a British surname if ever I saw one
September 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
well, that's a British surname if ever I saw one
Bertha says hi, and reminds you to kick it way the hell back thus Kabor Day 💜
September 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Bertha says hi, and reminds you to kick it way the hell back thus Kabor Day 💜
Trans people have two lives, before and after, and therefore we get to divide our birthdays in half. It's just science.
Anyway, next week I will be 27. 💜
Anyway, next week I will be 27. 💜
August 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trans people have two lives, before and after, and therefore we get to divide our birthdays in half. It's just science.
Anyway, next week I will be 27. 💜
Anyway, next week I will be 27. 💜
Slightly crazed at the supermarket
August 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Slightly crazed at the supermarket
Transitioned at 48.
5 years in there are no remnants left of 'him'. It's never too late.
5 years in there are no remnants left of 'him'. It's never too late.
August 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Transitioned at 48.
5 years in there are no remnants left of 'him'. It's never too late.
5 years in there are no remnants left of 'him'. It's never too late.
it would be great to have a day without stress, but failing that I guess there is always makeup.
August 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
it would be great to have a day without stress, but failing that I guess there is always makeup.
Hanging in Asheville, and boy is it hot this afternoon. 💜
July 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hanging in Asheville, and boy is it hot this afternoon. 💜
July 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
ok, yeah.. I am vain af
July 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ok, yeah.. I am vain af
Standing in the good light 💕
July 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Standing in the good light 💕