Melanie Nicole 🇨🇦
@melanienicole76.bsky.social
Mother of gamers and cats. Book dragon. Gen X snarky, pessimist. I refuse to idolize any politician. Formally The Neverending Hell Loop of Doug Ford’s Ontario on the site that must not be named. She/her Nasty Canadian
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Deer My Friends
Today I heard the mayers of Toronto and Ottowah installed sine poles yeers ago that dont fit the huge speed sines I made to keep Ontario safe by getteen rid of speed camerahs. This is outrayjess so i will be takeen over both city counsels and investuhgateen Marit Stiles.
Premair
Today I heard the mayers of Toronto and Ottowah installed sine poles yeers ago that dont fit the huge speed sines I made to keep Ontario safe by getteen rid of speed camerahs. This is outrayjess so i will be takeen over both city counsels and investuhgateen Marit Stiles.
Premair
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Deer My Friends
Today I heard the mayers of Toronto and Ottowah installed sine poles yeers ago that dont fit the huge speed sines I made to keep Ontario safe by getteen rid of speed camerahs. This is outrayjess so i will be takeen over both city counsels and investuhgateen Marit Stiles.
Premair
Today I heard the mayers of Toronto and Ottowah installed sine poles yeers ago that dont fit the huge speed sines I made to keep Ontario safe by getteen rid of speed camerahs. This is outrayjess so i will be takeen over both city counsels and investuhgateen Marit Stiles.
Premair
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November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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All I want is a seaside cottage, a captivating novel, a comfortable reading chair, the distant rumble of thunder, a pot of tea, a crackling fire, an emotional support owl, and a plate of freshly-baked scones.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
All I want is a seaside cottage, a captivating novel, a comfortable reading chair, the distant rumble of thunder, a pot of tea, a crackling fire, an emotional support owl, and a plate of freshly-baked scones.
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My "does not love hitler" mailer has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my mailer
This mailer being sent out in #NY17 is WILD.
All of the wording about Mike Lawler is technically accurate, but hoo-boy the design choices here are something to behold.
Definitely zoom in and read for yourself.
Image courtesy of @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on X.
All of the wording about Mike Lawler is technically accurate, but hoo-boy the design choices here are something to behold.
Definitely zoom in and read for yourself.
Image courtesy of @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on X.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My "does not love hitler" mailer has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my mailer
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"Rush Hour 4 ... will mark Ratner’s first feature film since 2014’s Dwayne Johnson-led Hercules"
Hey Siri, what's the opposite of 'nature is healing'?
Hey Siri, what's the opposite of 'nature is healing'?
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Rush Hour 4 ... will mark Ratner’s first feature film since 2014’s Dwayne Johnson-led Hercules"
Hey Siri, what's the opposite of 'nature is healing'?
Hey Siri, what's the opposite of 'nature is healing'?
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When arrogance leads u to drink from the wrong grail cup
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When arrogance leads u to drink from the wrong grail cup
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Ahahahaha 🤣 Elizabeth May explaining the tanker ban “especially to the attention of slow learners; Andrew Sheer, Danielle Smith, take note.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ahahahaha 🤣 Elizabeth May explaining the tanker ban “especially to the attention of slow learners; Andrew Sheer, Danielle Smith, take note.”
It makes me laugh that it is not because of sheer incompetence but because of headlines. 🤷♀️
(MSNOW) - President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge ..
@ms.now
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November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It makes me laugh that it is not because of sheer incompetence but because of headlines. 🤷♀️
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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Ontario-based Sprague Foods is a family-owned cannery with a great line of organic soups. Buy Canadian! #ElbowsUp www.spraguefoods.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ontario-based Sprague Foods is a family-owned cannery with a great line of organic soups. Buy Canadian! #ElbowsUp www.spraguefoods.com
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Happy Flytrap Tuesday! We are really honored to post this one, a comic in the Anishinaabemowin language about the Aadizookaan spirit, a foundational story to Indigenous trans identity.
Written by Waabanokiizhick Mandosking, illustrated by Shaawan Francis Keahna.
Written by Waabanokiizhick Mandosking, illustrated by Shaawan Francis Keahna.
Berdache
A comic by Shaawan Francis Keahna and Waabanokiizhick Mandosking.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Happy Flytrap Tuesday! We are really honored to post this one, a comic in the Anishinaabemowin language about the Aadizookaan spirit, a foundational story to Indigenous trans identity.
Written by Waabanokiizhick Mandosking, illustrated by Shaawan Francis Keahna.
Written by Waabanokiizhick Mandosking, illustrated by Shaawan Francis Keahna.
Lmao A Ford Minister taking a "deep dive" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Snort
WATCH: EQAO test results will be released next week, the minister said, after they were delayed for him to take a "deep dive" #OnPoli
globalnews.ca/video/115415...
globalnews.ca/video/115415...
Ontario plans to release delayed EQAO results next week, after ‘deep dive’ | Watch News Videos Online
Watch Ontario plans to release delayed EQAO results next week, after ‘deep dive’ Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca
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November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Lmao A Ford Minister taking a "deep dive" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Snort
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I think the Greenbelt thing was one thing - Doug allowing his buddies to profit using inside help - but this Skills Development thing is something else entirely: Doug giving our money to buddies to enrich them - and to help get Doug re-elected.
Opposition asks integrity commissioner to investigate Ford’s embattled labour minister | Globalnews.ca
The Ontario NDP is calling on the province's integrity commissioner to investigate the labour minister over a $2.5-billion skills program that favoured certain applicants.
globalnews.ca
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I think the Greenbelt thing was one thing - Doug allowing his buddies to profit using inside help - but this Skills Development thing is something else entirely: Doug giving our money to buddies to enrich them - and to help get Doug re-elected.
Butter
Pizza
Travel
Pizza
Travel
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Butter
Pizza
Travel
Pizza
Travel
I love learning something new every day. 💕
Fun history fact! If you were born in the 12th century, by now you'd be dead.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I love learning something new every day. 💕
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Canada to the United States: Please stop drunk-texting us at 2 a.m.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Canada to the United States: Please stop drunk-texting us at 2 a.m.
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"...we're creating more affordable units for people to buy because we are creating more supply," said [Housing Minister] Flack.
...the province has quietly backed away from its goal of building 1.5 million homes over 10 years by 2031.
Flack has been noncommittal on that goal."
*rolls eyes*
...the province has quietly backed away from its goal of building 1.5 million homes over 10 years by 2031.
Flack has been noncommittal on that goal."
*rolls eyes*
Ford tells protesters to 'go find a job' as controversial housing bill passes at Queen's Park | CBC News
Shouts and chants rained down upon politicians at the Ontario legislature Monday as the government passed a housing bill that critics say makes it easier for landlords to evict tenants.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"...we're creating more affordable units for people to buy because we are creating more supply," said [Housing Minister] Flack.
...the province has quietly backed away from its goal of building 1.5 million homes over 10 years by 2031.
Flack has been noncommittal on that goal."
*rolls eyes*
...the province has quietly backed away from its goal of building 1.5 million homes over 10 years by 2031.
Flack has been noncommittal on that goal."
*rolls eyes*
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Shut
This
Shit
Down
🤬
Not in our country, don’t go bringing hate into Canada, these people are domestic terrorists! These groups are on the terror watch lists.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
This
Shit
Down
🤬
Not in our country, don’t go bringing hate into Canada, these people are domestic terrorists! These groups are on the terror watch lists.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Growing white nationalist group behind broad daylight demonstration in London on Sunday | CBC News
An apparent white nationalist demonstration on a busy overpass near London, Ont.'s downtown on Sunday afternoon is concerning for witnesses and experts who track extremist behaviour.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Shut
This
Shit
Down
🤬
Not in our country, don’t go bringing hate into Canada, these people are domestic terrorists! These groups are on the terror watch lists.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
This
Shit
Down
🤬
Not in our country, don’t go bringing hate into Canada, these people are domestic terrorists! These groups are on the terror watch lists.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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INTERGALACTIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
INTERGALACTIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
INTERGALACTIC
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
INTERGALACTIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
INTERGALACTIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
INTERGALACTIC
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I don't know what ancient tome we need to read from to rid us of these people, but I am willing to risk my life to find it
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don't know what ancient tome we need to read from to rid us of these people, but I am willing to risk my life to find it
You know I still love this movie and remember how excited I was to see it on tv.
40 years ago today EWOKS THE BATTLE FOR ENDOR premiered on ABC as the ABC Sunday Night Movie.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You know I still love this movie and remember how excited I was to see it on tv.
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
Whoa, we're half way there
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Whoa, we're half way there
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
What the actual f@ck? 🤬
Spa could take 9 years.
Of course, it may never get built
5 years after signing the contract, Therme still does not have an investor to build the spa at Ontario Place
Not surprising, they lied about their financing to get the 95 year-lease on our parkland.
www.thetrillium.ca/insider-news...
Of course, it may never get built
5 years after signing the contract, Therme still does not have an investor to build the spa at Ontario Place
Not surprising, they lied about their financing to get the 95 year-lease on our parkland.
www.thetrillium.ca/insider-news...
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What the actual f@ck? 🤬