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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
The concept of a tourist landing in Belfast already questioning their decision to come here and then seeing this Looney Tunes ass sign
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The concept of a tourist landing in Belfast already questioning their decision to come here and then seeing this Looney Tunes ass sign
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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the anthropocene sucks bro. skip
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
the anthropocene sucks bro. skip
What is everyones fave vitamins Im tryin sumn real quick (living)
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What is everyones fave vitamins Im tryin sumn real quick (living)
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ok ceasefire back on agaaaiiiinnn startiiiiiiinnnng (killing a hundred people) now
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
ok ceasefire back on agaaaiiiinnn startiiiiiiinnnng (killing a hundred people) now
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at the heart of every post, there is a weird guy
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
at the heart of every post, there is a weird guy
Did Paul Givan delete his Instagram or am I just blocked
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Did Paul Givan delete his Instagram or am I just blocked
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Glider ticket inspectors thinking they're ICE these days
October 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Glider ticket inspectors thinking they're ICE these days
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poo poo poo poo pooooo!!!
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October 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
poo poo poo poo pooooo!!!
Not enough people are talking about how good a wee bite of cheese and a wee bite of apple is
October 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not enough people are talking about how good a wee bite of cheese and a wee bite of apple is
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Amerikkka's global legacy is political violence. It's literally the only thing you guys do and you do it so well
I am deeply disturbed by the shooting in Utah. Doug and I send our prayers to Charlie Kirk and his family.
Let me be clear: Political violence has no place in America. I condemn this act, and we all must work together to ensure this does not lead to more violence.
Let me be clear: Political violence has no place in America. I condemn this act, and we all must work together to ensure this does not lead to more violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Amerikkka's global legacy is political violence. It's literally the only thing you guys do and you do it so well
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MORTICIAN: i tried my best but he still looks really fucked up sorry
WIDOW: don't worry, this is correct
WIDOW: don't worry, this is correct
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MORTICIAN: i tried my best but he still looks really fucked up sorry
WIDOW: don't worry, this is correct
WIDOW: don't worry, this is correct
My 95 year old grandmother fell and broke her hip and split her head open a few days ago and she's absolutely grand. Charlie Kirk died tho
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My 95 year old grandmother fell and broke her hip and split her head open a few days ago and she's absolutely grand. Charlie Kirk died tho
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reports are in that he got debated right in the neck. he got debated at long range and offered no commensurate counterpoint. also his blood exploded
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
reports are in that he got debated right in the neck. he got debated at long range and offered no commensurate counterpoint. also his blood exploded
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I keep playing farming sims and getting pissed off when I have to farm
September 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I keep playing farming sims and getting pissed off when I have to farm
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of course i celebrate the holy trinity (bite of sandwich, bite of pickle, bite of potato chip)
September 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
of course i celebrate the holy trinity (bite of sandwich, bite of pickle, bite of potato chip)
Actually pathetic
September 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Actually pathetic
Might quit my job today
August 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Might quit my job today
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I mean this is just insane.
August 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I mean this is just insane.