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Wood Chipper, Feet First 🏳️‍⚧️
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Trans, snarky, writer type with a love of all things weird. Pagan. Ask me anything.
She/her. My cats come first.
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Epstein is just the first domino to fall.

Nuremberg Trials 2.0 is coming.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I want...DEMAND...to know who the one soon to be unemployed Congressperson who voted against?
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So...did the Snyderverse get magically restored yesterday, or did common sense continue to prevail?
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Did y'all know Coolio did a parody of Amish Paradise?
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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It's TRANS AWARENESS WEEK and that means it's a great week to ignore the hysterical nonsense of bigots and understand that Trans people are awesome and deserve respect and love.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I'll bet drag queens who read books to kids in school libraries will not be on Epstein's list when it's released.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Let me fix that headline : Pedo clubs are gone and we're sad."

Fuck these losers
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I am begging Bluesky to please, please, please hire a comms person. They keep trying to engage people to explain why paraphrasing Johnny Cash is wrongspeak and end up looking more and more ridiculous.

Dudes. You flag Victorian trick films for graphic violence. Just. Stop. It.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Think I need to start a wood chipper business. But one get one free.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm all for Project 1793.
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I get the feeling that people are asking Megyn if she's ok. #FreePattonOswalt
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I thought the only Southern Spear Trump.likrs is in Clinton's pants?
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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We should follow Brazil’s lead.
Brazil didn’t stop at sentencing former president Bolsanaro to 27 years for an attempted coup; his entire inner circle—from the vice president and the military commander to the intelligence chief and even his son—are also facing decades in prison.

America, this is what democracy looks like.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Never forget : Bluesky Mistrust and Danger suspended Patton Oswalt for correctly stating what should happen to pedophiles.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
So ICE is arresting pastors now. I never....and I mean NEVER...want to hear these fuckers talk about "Christian values" again.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I felt that feeling once before on January 21, 2021. One of the best days ever.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In case I forgot to post it yesterday, I'm boycotting Wikipedia until they restore the entry on Omnisexuality.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
@safety.bsky.app I stand with Patton Oswalt, not pedo supporter Megyn Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I would like to feed this current meeting that could have been an email into a woodchipper, feet first
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM