Wood Chipper, Feet First 🏳️⚧️
@meddlingmonkee.bsky.social
Trans, snarky, writer type with a love of all things weird. Pagan. Ask me anything.
She/her. My cats come first.
Cashapp $Siobhan63
She/her. My cats come first.
Cashapp $Siobhan63
@gailsimone.bsky.social I need a good Jubilee series. Can you work your Bear Magic™ to make this happen? I'll give you a cookie!
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social I need a good Jubilee series. Can you work your Bear Magic™ to make this happen? I'll give you a cookie!
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Oh I would love for a reporter to put Bullshit Barbie in her place.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh I would love for a reporter to put Bullshit Barbie in her place.
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If we can give Patel's girlfriend security, we can give the survivors security.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If we can give Patel's girlfriend security, we can give the survivors security.
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there are so many ways to be trans y'all
reminder you don't owe anybody femininity, masculinity, androgyny, wherever you fall
do you 🤙
reminder you don't owe anybody femininity, masculinity, androgyny, wherever you fall
do you 🤙
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
there are so many ways to be trans y'all
reminder you don't owe anybody femininity, masculinity, androgyny, wherever you fall
do you 🤙
reminder you don't owe anybody femininity, masculinity, androgyny, wherever you fall
do you 🤙
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Hey.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
Everyone's posting about all the cooking they're doing for Thanksgiving, while we're doing an Alfredo lasagna and calling it a day.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Everyone's posting about all the cooking they're doing for Thanksgiving, while we're doing an Alfredo lasagna and calling it a day.
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What does it take to impeach this president??!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What does it take to impeach this president??!!
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Presidents, who call for the execution of political opponents for asking the military to keep their oath to the constitution, should be immediately removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Presidents, who call for the execution of political opponents for asking the military to keep their oath to the constitution, should be immediately removed from office.
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Is it seditious to call Donald Trump a “cocksucker?” Because I’m saying it. He’s a fake president, too.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is it seditious to call Donald Trump a “cocksucker?” Because I’m saying it. He’s a fake president, too.
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
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If Donald Trump can dismiss the murder and dismemberment of an American journalist by saying "things happen. that guy was very controversial and a lot of people didn't like him." Then I should be able to say the same thing about that piece of shit Charlie Kirk.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If Donald Trump can dismiss the murder and dismemberment of an American journalist by saying "things happen. that guy was very controversial and a lot of people didn't like him." Then I should be able to say the same thing about that piece of shit Charlie Kirk.
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dont fucking let them gaslight us on who the military swears an oath to. they do not swear an oath to do what the president wants. they swear an oath to defend the constitution. and when the president gives an illegal order, you do not follow it. the guide post for our military is the constitution.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
dont fucking let them gaslight us on who the military swears an oath to. they do not swear an oath to do what the president wants. they swear an oath to defend the constitution. and when the president gives an illegal order, you do not follow it. the guide post for our military is the constitution.
So apparently Piggy's mouthpiece just admitted the full and unredacted files will NOT be released. This ain't gonna end well for Bubba's cockholster.
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So apparently Piggy's mouthpiece just admitted the full and unredacted files will NOT be released. This ain't gonna end well for Bubba's cockholster.
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"Every Nazi who remains alive will kill women, children and old folks. Dead Nazis are harmless. therefore, if I kill a Nazi,
I am saving lives."
Lyudmila Pavlichenko
I am saving lives."
Lyudmila Pavlichenko
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Every Nazi who remains alive will kill women, children and old folks. Dead Nazis are harmless. therefore, if I kill a Nazi,
I am saving lives."
Lyudmila Pavlichenko
I am saving lives."
Lyudmila Pavlichenko
So....did President Piggy blow MBS,too?
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So....did President Piggy blow MBS,too?
Satan H Christ my spelling is awful today
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Satan H Christ my spelling is awful today
Starbucks can end this today: bargain in good faith, resolve unfair labor practices, and stop the union-busting.
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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People are calling for Trumps impeachment right now
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
People are calling for Trumps impeachment right now
According to my mother, I'm "woke" for....checks notes....quoting the words of the Jesus she claims to worship. Make it make sense.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
According to my mother, I'm "woke" for....checks notes....quoting the words of the Jesus she claims to worship. Make it make sense.
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Epstein is just the first domino to fall.
Nuremberg Trials 2.0 is coming.
Nuremberg Trials 2.0 is coming.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Epstein is just the first domino to fall.
Nuremberg Trials 2.0 is coming.
Nuremberg Trials 2.0 is coming.
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I want...DEMAND...to know who the one soon to be unemployed Congressperson who voted against?
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I want...DEMAND...to know who the one soon to be unemployed Congressperson who voted against?
So...did the Snyderverse get magically restored yesterday, or did common sense continue to prevail?
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
So...did the Snyderverse get magically restored yesterday, or did common sense continue to prevail?
Did y'all know Coolio did a parody of Amish Paradise?
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Did y'all know Coolio did a parody of Amish Paradise?