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I'm at work and I don't wanna be
October 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'm at work and I don't wanna be
All those years of saying “I’m not paid enough to care” have me wondering what will happen when I am paid enough to care
September 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
All those years of saying “I’m not paid enough to care” have me wondering what will happen when I am paid enough to care
Ashamed to admit how much joy I get from smoking a cigarette after dark on a cool late summer evening
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ashamed to admit how much joy I get from smoking a cigarette after dark on a cool late summer evening
Cleaning the kitchen- heard a sound like someone speaking softly- like prayer- the pitch of the voice raises until it sounds like crying- then my electric kettle turns itself on (I was nowhere near it) and the water starts to boil. went upstairs and asked if my partner said anything- they hadn’t
September 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Cleaning the kitchen- heard a sound like someone speaking softly- like prayer- the pitch of the voice raises until it sounds like crying- then my electric kettle turns itself on (I was nowhere near it) and the water starts to boil. went upstairs and asked if my partner said anything- they hadn’t
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There should be a tarot card that’s just a gun
August 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There should be a tarot card that’s just a gun
If I had a hairless cat I would name it Balzac after the revered French novelist and playwright and for no other reason
August 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If I had a hairless cat I would name it Balzac after the revered French novelist and playwright and for no other reason
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We all got that one homie that's enthralled by a cursed amulet
August 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We all got that one homie that's enthralled by a cursed amulet
So much music is SO CLOSE to being good and just isn’t, but there are some songs that are perfect just the way they are:
Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest
Just the Two of Us - Grover Washington Jr, Bill Withers
Dvorak’s 9th mvt 4
Bird Balloons - Lady Lamb
Born a Worm - Dan Reeder
Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest
Just the Two of Us - Grover Washington Jr, Bill Withers
Dvorak’s 9th mvt 4
Bird Balloons - Lady Lamb
Born a Worm - Dan Reeder
August 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So much music is SO CLOSE to being good and just isn’t, but there are some songs that are perfect just the way they are:
Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest
Just the Two of Us - Grover Washington Jr, Bill Withers
Dvorak’s 9th mvt 4
Bird Balloons - Lady Lamb
Born a Worm - Dan Reeder
Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest
Just the Two of Us - Grover Washington Jr, Bill Withers
Dvorak’s 9th mvt 4
Bird Balloons - Lady Lamb
Born a Worm - Dan Reeder
Thinking about the time my little brother contemptuously called me “bigshot” bc it was the only insult he knew
July 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Thinking about the time my little brother contemptuously called me “bigshot” bc it was the only insult he knew
Did a bit of winning-the-lottery magic last night, failed to specify that I meant the jackpot and won $3
July 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Did a bit of winning-the-lottery magic last night, failed to specify that I meant the jackpot and won $3
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going to the “Christian Bros” auto shop and rigorously grilling the guy changing my oil about what denomination he is
July 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
going to the “Christian Bros” auto shop and rigorously grilling the guy changing my oil about what denomination he is
My “bonus” for one full year at my current workplace was a $25 Amazon gift card 🙃
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My “bonus” for one full year at my current workplace was a $25 Amazon gift card 🙃
Spectacularly late to work this morning
June 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Spectacularly late to work this morning
There will be zero rocks in my shoe and then all of a sudden there are 11 and I don’t know where they came from or how they got there
June 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There will be zero rocks in my shoe and then all of a sudden there are 11 and I don’t know where they came from or how they got there
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Is there beer at enchanted forest
June 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Is there beer at enchanted forest
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Guy who has only one working door on his van, and it’s the back hatch and even it doesn’t lock properly
June 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Guy who has only one working door on his van, and it’s the back hatch and even it doesn’t lock properly
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Netflix and chill??? Honey, no. Paperback Westerns and Thrill!
June 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Netflix and chill??? Honey, no. Paperback Westerns and Thrill!
Whelp the ole daily caught fire in the work parking lot today. After holding my head in my hands for a while, I ripped out all the melted vacuum hoses, capped the nipples at the manifold, and was still home in time for lunch. The damn poltergeist of a minivan runs better after catching fire
May 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Whelp the ole daily caught fire in the work parking lot today. After holding my head in my hands for a while, I ripped out all the melted vacuum hoses, capped the nipples at the manifold, and was still home in time for lunch. The damn poltergeist of a minivan runs better after catching fire
Whoever wrote the keyboard intro for Dancing in the Moonlight deserves the sloppiest head
May 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Whoever wrote the keyboard intro for Dancing in the Moonlight deserves the sloppiest head
My mom really saw this shirt at Walmart and said “Ayup. My fruity autistic son will love this.”
May 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My mom really saw this shirt at Walmart and said “Ayup. My fruity autistic son will love this.”
Thinking about the time my mom bought me a Captain America thin blue line t shirt
May 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Thinking about the time my mom bought me a Captain America thin blue line t shirt
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Wild how so much of existence is just moving stuff around.
May 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Wild how so much of existence is just moving stuff around.
My special interest is bein sexy 😎
May 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My special interest is bein sexy 😎
Anyone want to burn through a case of PBR and look at my cool ass car with me?
May 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Anyone want to burn through a case of PBR and look at my cool ass car with me?