Olives (themme fatale)
@olivesgoblin.bsky.social
not horribly disfigured | normal guy | amateur bird watcher | original goblin | mushroom evangelist | cowpoke | agrarian revivalist | degrowth proponent | poet
Here intermittently
Here intermittently
Pinned
What it feels like to be a Scorpio rising
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What it feels like to be a Scorpio rising
Why get soggy with a froggy when you could hop logs with the hogs
August 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why get soggy with a froggy when you could hop logs with the hogs
There should be a tarot card that’s just a gun
August 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There should be a tarot card that’s just a gun
start a fire
just light it
let it burn
don’t fight it
just light it
let it burn
don’t fight it
August 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
start a fire
just light it
let it burn
don’t fight it
just light it
let it burn
don’t fight it
Swinging down the kaleidoscope
Landing in a schism
Not sure which way to go
Or how many sides in this prism
Landing in a schism
Not sure which way to go
Or how many sides in this prism
July 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Swinging down the kaleidoscope
Landing in a schism
Not sure which way to go
Or how many sides in this prism
Landing in a schism
Not sure which way to go
Or how many sides in this prism
Kick and claw with all your might
Something’s fractured without, within
Count your days, are they numbered
Feel the weight, eat your sin
Something’s fractured without, within
Count your days, are they numbered
Feel the weight, eat your sin
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Kick and claw with all your might
Something’s fractured without, within
Count your days, are they numbered
Feel the weight, eat your sin
Something’s fractured without, within
Count your days, are they numbered
Feel the weight, eat your sin
Got our Spring Equinox three hares talismans mostly completed today. They were cast on Ostara. Just need to create and cast a mini rabbit foot to hang off the bottom now
June 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Got our Spring Equinox three hares talismans mostly completed today. They were cast on Ostara. Just need to create and cast a mini rabbit foot to hang off the bottom now
A rising tide raises all ships
can you loose the chains that bind you
til your freedom magnifies
exponential blooming out of the blue
can you loose the chains that bind you
til your freedom magnifies
exponential blooming out of the blue
June 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A rising tide raises all ships
can you loose the chains that bind you
til your freedom magnifies
exponential blooming out of the blue
can you loose the chains that bind you
til your freedom magnifies
exponential blooming out of the blue
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suing my work for not providing me with a place to tie up my horse
June 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
suing my work for not providing me with a place to tie up my horse
Well, first off, we’re on a mission from God. So write that down.
June 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Well, first off, we’re on a mission from God. So write that down.
Guy who has only one working door on his van, and it’s the back hatch and even it doesn’t lock properly
June 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Guy who has only one working door on his van, and it’s the back hatch and even it doesn’t lock properly
Netflix and chill??? Honey, no. Paperback Westerns and Thrill!
June 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Netflix and chill??? Honey, no. Paperback Westerns and Thrill!
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FYI we're approaching the 'ashes of the old', strap in
May 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
FYI we're approaching the 'ashes of the old', strap in
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Leaving the top two buttons on my button up unbottoned so everyone knows I keep it a lil slutty.
May 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Leaving the top two buttons on my button up unbottoned so everyone knows I keep it a lil slutty.
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We're allowed to make fun of RFK's voice 'cause he ain't got no soul!
May 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We're allowed to make fun of RFK's voice 'cause he ain't got no soul!
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Obama wanting to feel sexy: uhhh let me wear sheer
May 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Obama wanting to feel sexy: uhhh let me wear sheer
Gemini season feels like this
May 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gemini season feels like this
Gemini season feels so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear reminding you that Saturn and Neptune are conjunct in Aries
May 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gemini season feels so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear reminding you that Saturn and Neptune are conjunct in Aries
Your honor I was under the influence of nodal synastry
May 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Your honor I was under the influence of nodal synastry
Rotating his birth chart in my mind
May 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Rotating his birth chart in my mind
Hot damn we’ve done it again (three sides AND dessert?!?!?) lemon garlic pan seared salmon, green beans, crispy potatoes, buttermilk biscuits, and vegan chocolate mousse.
May 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hot damn we’ve done it again (three sides AND dessert?!?!?) lemon garlic pan seared salmon, green beans, crispy potatoes, buttermilk biscuits, and vegan chocolate mousse.
She angle on my heaven til I mid
May 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
She angle on my heaven til I mid
Need a cigarette or a miracle
April 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Need a cigarette or a miracle
God gives his toughest battles to Scorpio risings
April 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
God gives his toughest battles to Scorpio risings
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Current financial advice be like:
Pulling money out of your 401k to buy guns and lots of bullets is a better retirement plan.
Pulling money out of your 401k to buy guns and lots of bullets is a better retirement plan.
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Current financial advice be like:
Pulling money out of your 401k to buy guns and lots of bullets is a better retirement plan.
Pulling money out of your 401k to buy guns and lots of bullets is a better retirement plan.