Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸
@bisqueboi.bsky.social
2004 6th Grade Bench Player of the Year
Drinking four of these at the courts and tossing up some wildly ill advised threes
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Drinking four of these at the courts and tossing up some wildly ill advised threes
People used to think that the name of the band KISS used to stand for Knights In Satan’s Service
Which is ridiculous because KISS isn’t capable of doing anything that cool
Which is ridiculous because KISS isn’t capable of doing anything that cool
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
People used to think that the name of the band KISS used to stand for Knights In Satan’s Service
Which is ridiculous because KISS isn’t capable of doing anything that cool
Which is ridiculous because KISS isn’t capable of doing anything that cool
A lot of people don’t understand just how obsessed with portmanteau band names the 2000’s was
Nobody did it better than Guantanamo Baywatch tho 🫡
Nobody did it better than Guantanamo Baywatch tho 🫡
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A lot of people don’t understand just how obsessed with portmanteau band names the 2000’s was
Nobody did it better than Guantanamo Baywatch tho 🫡
Nobody did it better than Guantanamo Baywatch tho 🫡
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If my wife goes too long without a trip to TJ Maxx she cuts the brakes on my car
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If my wife goes too long without a trip to TJ Maxx she cuts the brakes on my car
I told the guy my drive through code and he told me to go fuck myself
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I told the guy my drive through code and he told me to go fuck myself
Just picked up a dozen tamales made literally today from my old coworkers grandma
Living in Phoenix is a blessing sometimes
Living in Phoenix is a blessing sometimes
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just picked up a dozen tamales made literally today from my old coworkers grandma
Living in Phoenix is a blessing sometimes
Living in Phoenix is a blessing sometimes
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I'm addicted to goofing off
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm addicted to goofing off
The official Twitter account of Arby’s added me to a group chat today
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The official Twitter account of Arby’s added me to a group chat today
Any emails received during Big Bed With My Wife Hours (6:30pm-5:30am daily) will be replied to on the following business day
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Any emails received during Big Bed With My Wife Hours (6:30pm-5:30am daily) will be replied to on the following business day
Once you get to a certain level of fame, your super hot pickup going into self oscillating feedback is the sound guys problem actually
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Once you get to a certain level of fame, your super hot pickup going into self oscillating feedback is the sound guys problem actually
Happy Veterans Day, Sir 🫡
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Happy Veterans Day, Sir 🫡
Watching the new Fantastic Four movie cause it’s on and this is all I can think about
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Watching the new Fantastic Four movie cause it’s on and this is all I can think about
Truly I say to you, the retweet from the account with five followers means more in the eyes of the lord than a thousand highbie retweets, more than a hundred thousand
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Truly I say to you, the retweet from the account with five followers means more in the eyes of the lord than a thousand highbie retweets, more than a hundred thousand
We’ve drinks
One year wedding anniversary drinks
One year wedding anniversary drinks
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
We’ve drinks
One year wedding anniversary drinks
One year wedding anniversary drinks
I went on the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland once and it was going pretty well till our jeep was almost crushed by a fucking BOULDER!!!
Luckily our driver got us out of there but I was mad as hell, such unsafe conditions!
I thanked our driver and walked right out of that “park”
Luckily our driver got us out of there but I was mad as hell, such unsafe conditions!
I thanked our driver and walked right out of that “park”
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I went on the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland once and it was going pretty well till our jeep was almost crushed by a fucking BOULDER!!!
Luckily our driver got us out of there but I was mad as hell, such unsafe conditions!
I thanked our driver and walked right out of that “park”
Luckily our driver got us out of there but I was mad as hell, such unsafe conditions!
I thanked our driver and walked right out of that “park”
The only celebrity lookalike that I ever regularly get
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The only celebrity lookalike that I ever regularly get
See?? Healthy as can be
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
See?? Healthy as can be
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finally a campaign i can get behind
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
finally a campaign i can get behind
Blue Oyster Cult can go on and on all they want but honestly I do fear the reaper
Like, a lot, I fear the reaper a lot a lot
Like, a lot, I fear the reaper a lot a lot
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Blue Oyster Cult can go on and on all they want but honestly I do fear the reaper
Like, a lot, I fear the reaper a lot a lot
Like, a lot, I fear the reaper a lot a lot
Spinach artichoke dip is healthy actually
Don’t worry about the butter and the cheese
It’s right there in the name! Spinach artichoke, it’s practically salad
Don’t worry about the butter and the cheese
It’s right there in the name! Spinach artichoke, it’s practically salad
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Spinach artichoke dip is healthy actually
Don’t worry about the butter and the cheese
It’s right there in the name! Spinach artichoke, it’s practically salad
Don’t worry about the butter and the cheese
It’s right there in the name! Spinach artichoke, it’s practically salad
Baked pesto penne with mushrooms and squash
Damn I love when the weather finally changes
Damn I love when the weather finally changes
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Baked pesto penne with mushrooms and squash
Damn I love when the weather finally changes
Damn I love when the weather finally changes
We still talk about you…
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We still talk about you…
Basements are scary because you’re closer to hell
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Basements are scary because you’re closer to hell
Driving with my wife when she hits a curb hard as hell
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Driving with my wife when she hits a curb hard as hell