Rhine Stoned Cowboy
@bisqueboi.bsky.social
2004 6th Grade Bench Player of the Year
When I’ve had a long day I will sometimes cheer myself up remembering that NBA journeyman JR Smith got fined $50,000 because he couldn’t stop untying his opponents shoes as a bit
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
When I’ve had a long day I will sometimes cheer myself up remembering that NBA journeyman JR Smith got fined $50,000 because he couldn’t stop untying his opponents shoes as a bit
If there’s one thing I love more than having my cake, it’s eating it…
Quite the conundrum
Quite the conundrum
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If there’s one thing I love more than having my cake, it’s eating it…
Quite the conundrum
Quite the conundrum
Kept my burrito above the tubes last night to keep it warm during practice
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Kept my burrito above the tubes last night to keep it warm during practice
What if instead of Hamilton it was called Hamilcar and it was about the Carthaginian general Hamilcar Barca
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
What if instead of Hamilton it was called Hamilcar and it was about the Carthaginian general Hamilcar Barca
This image is an excellent political litmus test.
Do you regard the 90’s Pistons logo with scorn and contempt… or with the reverence and awe that such a badass logo conveys to the beautiful and honest soul
Do you regard the 90’s Pistons logo with scorn and contempt… or with the reverence and awe that such a badass logo conveys to the beautiful and honest soul
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This image is an excellent political litmus test.
Do you regard the 90’s Pistons logo with scorn and contempt… or with the reverence and awe that such a badass logo conveys to the beautiful and honest soul
Do you regard the 90’s Pistons logo with scorn and contempt… or with the reverence and awe that such a badass logo conveys to the beautiful and honest soul
The captain thinks you’re malingering bro
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The captain thinks you’re malingering bro
So funny when artists want to cover a love song that’s written about a man but they change the pronouns in the song cause they’re NOT gay 😡
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
So funny when artists want to cover a love song that’s written about a man but they change the pronouns in the song cause they’re NOT gay 😡
* Warren Zevon voice*
I saw the Weiner mobile in Tucson Arizona one year ago today
I saw the Weiner mobile in Tucson Arizona one year ago today
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
* Warren Zevon voice*
I saw the Weiner mobile in Tucson Arizona one year ago today
I saw the Weiner mobile in Tucson Arizona one year ago today
The Crossover Sport Utility Vecicle And It’s Consequences
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The Crossover Sport Utility Vecicle And It’s Consequences
I love when an instrument has its own gerund for when you’re playing really well
Shredding on a guitar, wailing on a saxophone, sawing on a fiddle, slappin’ a bass
Shredding on a guitar, wailing on a saxophone, sawing on a fiddle, slappin’ a bass
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I love when an instrument has its own gerund for when you’re playing really well
Shredding on a guitar, wailing on a saxophone, sawing on a fiddle, slappin’ a bass
Shredding on a guitar, wailing on a saxophone, sawing on a fiddle, slappin’ a bass
One of my wife’s middle school art students (left) has tapped into very fertile territory
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 AM
One of my wife’s middle school art students (left) has tapped into very fertile territory
If I was friends with Jon Arbuckle I would tell him not to get so down on himself about the mean things Garfield says to him.
Jon’s a good guy with a kind heart you know?
And I know Garfield has been working on himself but he really lashes out in anger sometimes
Jon’s a good guy with a kind heart you know?
And I know Garfield has been working on himself but he really lashes out in anger sometimes
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
If I was friends with Jon Arbuckle I would tell him not to get so down on himself about the mean things Garfield says to him.
Jon’s a good guy with a kind heart you know?
And I know Garfield has been working on himself but he really lashes out in anger sometimes
Jon’s a good guy with a kind heart you know?
And I know Garfield has been working on himself but he really lashes out in anger sometimes
Everyone has had that one roommate who was the biblical Man Of Blood
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Everyone has had that one roommate who was the biblical Man Of Blood
I can’t believe I’m just now finding out that former NFL and CFL quarterback Doug Floutie is the drummer in a dad-rock cover band they do Cinnemon Girl for gods sake this is incredible
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I can’t believe I’m just now finding out that former NFL and CFL quarterback Doug Floutie is the drummer in a dad-rock cover band they do Cinnemon Girl for gods sake this is incredible
Reposted by Rhine Stoned Cowboy
"I hate geese"
"you hate the band?"
"no, I love The Band. I hate the birds"
"you hate The Byrds?"
"you hate the band?"
"no, I love The Band. I hate the birds"
"you hate The Byrds?"
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"I hate geese"
"you hate the band?"
"no, I love The Band. I hate the birds"
"you hate The Byrds?"
"you hate the band?"
"no, I love The Band. I hate the birds"
"you hate The Byrds?"
*guy who hates Geese the bird reading all the hate about Geese the band*
Finally people are coming around
Finally people are coming around
January 28, 2026 at 3:51 AM
*guy who hates Geese the bird reading all the hate about Geese the band*
Finally people are coming around
Finally people are coming around
I’ve always loved the part of the Jonah and the Whale story when he’s on a ship and the weather is so bad that the ships crew throw him overboard
If I were a ships captain I would do the exact same thing. First sign of bad weather I’m chucking whoever I don’t like overboard
If I were a ships captain I would do the exact same thing. First sign of bad weather I’m chucking whoever I don’t like overboard
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I’ve always loved the part of the Jonah and the Whale story when he’s on a ship and the weather is so bad that the ships crew throw him overboard
If I were a ships captain I would do the exact same thing. First sign of bad weather I’m chucking whoever I don’t like overboard
If I were a ships captain I would do the exact same thing. First sign of bad weather I’m chucking whoever I don’t like overboard
Frantically fumbling to open porn on my phone so my wife doesn’t see me staring at the original Clarence White B-Bender telecaster
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Frantically fumbling to open porn on my phone so my wife doesn’t see me staring at the original Clarence White B-Bender telecaster
Butthole Surfers don’t get enough credit for also making one of the best post rock songs of all time
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Butthole Surfers don’t get enough credit for also making one of the best post rock songs of all time
How I bring my wife a glass of water tbh
January 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
How I bring my wife a glass of water tbh
Thinking about the stone cold classic cheesy broccoli rice I made last night
It’s a favorite for a reason babyyy
It’s a favorite for a reason babyyy
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Thinking about the stone cold classic cheesy broccoli rice I made last night
It’s a favorite for a reason babyyy
It’s a favorite for a reason babyyy
“Devin Booker vs. Entire Knicks Lineup”
-NBA (2026)
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“The Torment of Saint Anthony”
- Michelangelo (1478)
-NBA (2026)
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“The Torment of Saint Anthony”
- Michelangelo (1478)
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
“Devin Booker vs. Entire Knicks Lineup”
-NBA (2026)
•
“The Torment of Saint Anthony”
- Michelangelo (1478)
-NBA (2026)
•
“The Torment of Saint Anthony”
- Michelangelo (1478)
*Red Jumpsuit Apparatus voice*
Do you feel like a man when you push ET around
Do you feel better now, as ET falls to the ground
Do you feel like a man when you push ET around
Do you feel better now, as ET falls to the ground
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
*Red Jumpsuit Apparatus voice*
Do you feel like a man when you push ET around
Do you feel better now, as ET falls to the ground
Do you feel like a man when you push ET around
Do you feel better now, as ET falls to the ground
Just saw a guy still wearing Toms shoes in 2026 and I saluted him like a soldier returning home
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Just saw a guy still wearing Toms shoes in 2026 and I saluted him like a soldier returning home
I know this happened a few years ago, but every once in a while I think about how Dolly Parton was put on the nomination list for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees and she was like
“Nah. No thanks.”
And took her name off the list.
Dolly Parton, punk icon.
“Nah. No thanks.”
And took her name off the list.
Dolly Parton, punk icon.
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I know this happened a few years ago, but every once in a while I think about how Dolly Parton was put on the nomination list for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees and she was like
“Nah. No thanks.”
And took her name off the list.
Dolly Parton, punk icon.
“Nah. No thanks.”
And took her name off the list.
Dolly Parton, punk icon.