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I have a pimple patch on my third eye
February 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I have a pimple patch on my third eye
"you're not a loser, now come smoke weed out of this bag"
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"you're not a loser, now come smoke weed out of this bag"
love going to the gay coffee shop where you have to specify you want a hot drink or they'll just start making it iced
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
love going to the gay coffee shop where you have to specify you want a hot drink or they'll just start making it iced
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the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread
I Hated crypto karaoke
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I Hated crypto karaoke
whoever said money can't buy happiness never made minimum wage before or been on unemployment bc once you have man even a couple hundred bucks makes u happy as hell
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
whoever said money can't buy happiness never made minimum wage before or been on unemployment bc once you have man even a couple hundred bucks makes u happy as hell
getting a bonus at work and a tax refund this spring so I'm going ham and treating myself to gently used dressew from eBay and a ticket to a spring training game on my birthday!! and ordering some fancy chocolates for my boyfriend for Valentine's 😈
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
getting a bonus at work and a tax refund this spring so I'm going ham and treating myself to gently used dressew from eBay and a ticket to a spring training game on my birthday!! and ordering some fancy chocolates for my boyfriend for Valentine's 😈
a beautiful moon on a big beautiful bus
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
a beautiful moon on a big beautiful bus
I love looking out a window
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I love looking out a window
sometimes I play a game I call "hard-mode challenge" and it's just ordering food without filler words
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 AM
sometimes I play a game I call "hard-mode challenge" and it's just ordering food without filler words
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it's just so much easier to fit all my eggs in this one basket
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
it's just so much easier to fit all my eggs in this one basket
my time to shine
we are living in the golden age for assholes, there has never been a better time to be an unredeemable asshole than the one we are currently living in
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
my time to shine
having a CHEEKY evening coffee
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
having a CHEEKY evening coffee
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Typographic sample dada poetry
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Typographic sample dada poetry
ow, my hand that feeds you!
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 AM
ow, my hand that feeds you!
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Audio production/recording folks of bluesky: I made a cool dynamic crazy lofi bitcrusher plugin. You can try it right now in your browser at doctornfx.github.io/fresh_powder.... DM me if you want the VST3 or CLAP plugin - gauging interest for starting a patreon or something.
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Audio production/recording folks of bluesky: I made a cool dynamic crazy lofi bitcrusher plugin. You can try it right now in your browser at doctornfx.github.io/fresh_powder.... DM me if you want the VST3 or CLAP plugin - gauging interest for starting a patreon or something.
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
kill the PIP in your head
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
kill the PIP in your head
did I get everything on my list done today? not even close. but I did show up to work with an amicable disposition and generally did my best to respond to things with kindness and understanding and I pray that the powers at be show me some mercy for that
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
did I get everything on my list done today? not even close. but I did show up to work with an amicable disposition and generally did my best to respond to things with kindness and understanding and I pray that the powers at be show me some mercy for that
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
in sillier news I'm going to be living with a clown for a few months
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
in sillier news I'm going to be living with a clown for a few months
I also think its funny when people say their pets "went to the bathroom" .. like excuse me thats an animal who is pissing and or shitting outside, occasionally inside but usually on your stuff .. if I did that you would call it something else
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I also think its funny when people say their pets "went to the bathroom" .. like excuse me thats an animal who is pissing and or shitting outside, occasionally inside but usually on your stuff .. if I did that you would call it something else
trivial thought in trying times but I think that a "buh-bye" is so endearing
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
trivial thought in trying times but I think that a "buh-bye" is so endearing
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