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I'm sorry but I think "sent via tin can and string." is such a funny way to sign off on an email. great boomer humor
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm sorry but I think "sent via tin can and string." is such a funny way to sign off on an email. great boomer humor
I'm addicted to goofing off
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm addicted to goofing off
unfortunately they just made this guy look so chill that now I do want to lean on the barrier. if they gave him a cig I'd probably start smoking again
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
unfortunately they just made this guy look so chill that now I do want to lean on the barrier. if they gave him a cig I'd probably start smoking again
yeah so I guess I never realized that the first letters of each month from July-November spells out JASON... that's fun right we can still have fun right
Every authoritarian action Trump is taking must be understood against the backdrop of his declining popularity.
He feigns strength, but he's operating from a place of weakness.
Remember this.
He feigns strength, but he's operating from a place of weakness.
Remember this.
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
yeah so I guess I never realized that the first letters of each month from July-November spells out JASON... that's fun right we can still have fun right
when I drop a teams chat that gets more than 3 laugh reacts I think about quitting and pursuing standup fulltime
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
when I drop a teams chat that gets more than 3 laugh reacts I think about quitting and pursuing standup fulltime
dude I'm so excited for me and my boyfriend to live in the same city again
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
dude I'm so excited for me and my boyfriend to live in the same city again
I think a little ragdoll cat would fix me
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I think a little ragdoll cat would fix me
the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread
I'd love to eat cake, actually
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'd love to eat cake, actually
my mental health hack is to eat 9 potstickers
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
my mental health hack is to eat 9 potstickers
we still love the mariners baby
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
we still love the mariners baby
getting a burger and fries from the fast casual vegan spot don't doxx me
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
getting a burger and fries from the fast casual vegan spot don't doxx me
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
i like the part of a baseball radio broadcast where they describe what everyone's wearing
October 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i like the part of a baseball radio broadcast where they describe what everyone's wearing
it's a blessing to feel regret !! what are you gonna do with it
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
it's a blessing to feel regret !! what are you gonna do with it
i think that if the mariners make it to the world series it will mark a profoundly negative shift in the balance of the universe and plunge us deeper into a cursed timeline. still rooting for them though
October 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i think that if the mariners make it to the world series it will mark a profoundly negative shift in the balance of the universe and plunge us deeper into a cursed timeline. still rooting for them though
listening to the pokemon red/blue ost to make my silly little computer tasks feel fun
September 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
listening to the pokemon red/blue ost to make my silly little computer tasks feel fun
she hates having her picture taken but my boyfriend brought his cat over to my place for the first time this weekend and she was so good I miss her already
September 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
she hates having her picture taken but my boyfriend brought his cat over to my place for the first time this weekend and she was so good I miss her already
call me a radical but im starting to believe that the way to find meaning is to make it yourself
call me crazy but I feel a deep desire to find meaning in my life and be present in the world
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
call me a radical but im starting to believe that the way to find meaning is to make it yourself
mariners made the playoffs too so hopefully we have a couple more weeks left
i hope they don't round us up until baseball seasons over. I love baseball
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
mariners made the playoffs too so hopefully we have a couple more weeks left
my drag name is ty l'naul
September 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
my drag name is ty l'naul