Andrew Mearns
@mearns.bsky.social
Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
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INCREDIBLE
NBC did not just pull out the Banjo Kazooie music for this game.
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
INCREDIBLE
dude is staggering levels of cooked, it’s wonderful
Oh he was wide open, Rodgers lol
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
dude is staggering levels of cooked, it’s wonderful
in the club blasting Hazy Maze without a single apology
January 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
in the club blasting Hazy Maze without a single apology
one day I will see an ad for that DOC show starring Molly Parker and not think of Ron Donald puking and yelling "CALL AN AMBULANCE" next to her.
but it is not this day.
but it is not this day.
Party Down - Call An Ambulance
YouTube video by Scott Sandrock
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
one day I will see an ad for that DOC show starring Molly Parker and not think of Ron Donald puking and yelling "CALL AN AMBULANCE" next to her.
but it is not this day.
but it is not this day.
tapping the sign again
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
tapping the sign again
what a team
consider: if the Falcons had simply not lost to the Dolphins or Jets, they could be playing to WIN the division and not simply to decide it for someone else
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
what a team
you know what would've been a much easier and more effective statement my good dude?
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
you know what would've been a much easier and more effective statement my good dude?
because the United States has such a great fucking track record on this front, let alone with a geriatric lunatic in charge
"We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition." This is regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
because the United States has such a great fucking track record on this front, let alone with a geriatric lunatic in charge
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Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
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Excited to see how this new persuasive gambit of "if you don't like AI, can you please stop making fun of us" works out
Microsoft Tells Piggies To Stop Calling It AI Slop:
Microsoft CEO Says People Need To 'Get Beyond' Calling It AI Slop
CEO Satya Nadella says people 'need to get beyond' the gen AI slop debate
kotaku.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Excited to see how this new persuasive gambit of "if you don't like AI, can you please stop making fun of us" works out
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"Guy in charge of the stage at the Sugar Bowl becoming increasingly frustrated" is a Tim Robinson character.
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
"Guy in charge of the stage at the Sugar Bowl becoming increasingly frustrated" is a Tim Robinson character.
I like Dr. Pepper as much as anyone but at this point, someone needs to nuke Fansville
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I like Dr. Pepper as much as anyone but at this point, someone needs to nuke Fansville
happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
happy new year
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Since 2022, we've made our final post of the year a tribute to the Yankees who've gone to the great ballpark in the sky. We're doing so again for 2025.
Rest well, gents.
Rest well, gents.
A farewell to the Yankees we lost in 2025
Some were always linked to the Yankees, while others passed through like ships in the night. We pay tribute regardless.
www.pinstripealley.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Since 2022, we've made our final post of the year a tribute to the Yankees who've gone to the great ballpark in the sky. We're doing so again for 2025.
Rest well, gents.
Rest well, gents.
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need the whales to orcastrate something here
more (victimless) orcanized crime if you will
more (victimless) orcanized crime if you will
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
need the whales to orcastrate something here
more (victimless) orcanized crime if you will
more (victimless) orcanized crime if you will
Deeply appreciate this. Laughing and sad at the same time.
Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
December 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Deeply appreciate this. Laughing and sad at the same time.
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almost every time i say "it's good" i follow it up with "I just invented it." a true timeless post. RIP.
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
almost every time i say "it's good" i follow it up with "I just invented it." a true timeless post. RIP.
bring back insane 4-team trades IMO
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
bring back insane 4-team trades IMO
almost irrationally annoyed at how much Stranger Things has wasted Linda freakin' Hamilton. sheesh.
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
almost irrationally annoyed at how much Stranger Things has wasted Linda freakin' Hamilton. sheesh.
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Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Aaron Rodgers fumbling away a playoff clincher by losing to the damn Browns would be... lol
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Aaron Rodgers fumbling away a playoff clincher by losing to the damn Browns would be... lol