Andrew Mearns
@mearns.bsky.social
Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
he’s trying to write the Brett Baty (Baby?) @baseballprospectus.com comment
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
he’s trying to write the Brett Baty (Baby?) @baseballprospectus.com comment
looking forward to this moment
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
looking forward to this moment
we have a guaranteed kick with a guaranteed holder
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we have a guaranteed kick with a guaranteed holder
vibes are rancid right now
here’s a good small kitty
here’s a good small kitty
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
vibes are rancid right now
here’s a good small kitty
here’s a good small kitty
he knows ball, do not question his expertise
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
he knows ball, do not question his expertise
we love a Marching Band Era, don’t we folks
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
we love a Marching Band Era, don’t we folks
[MAGA operative screaming into a walkie]
“SIR. THEY’VE GOTTEN TO SMOKEY. HE’S NOW WOKEY. ADD HIM TO THE LIST.”
“SIR. THEY’VE GOTTEN TO SMOKEY. HE’S NOW WOKEY. ADD HIM TO THE LIST.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
[MAGA operative screaming into a walkie]
“SIR. THEY’VE GOTTEN TO SMOKEY. HE’S NOW WOKEY. ADD HIM TO THE LIST.”
“SIR. THEY’VE GOTTEN TO SMOKEY. HE’S NOW WOKEY. ADD HIM TO THE LIST.”
the government says: “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MONFORT”
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the government says: “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MONFORT”
happy halloween, friends
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
happy halloween, friends
yeah I believe in the commandments
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I believe in the commandments
[yoda voice] good to drive, I am
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
[yoda voice] good to drive, I am
deploying my finest agent to right this wrong (I’m sorry :( )
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
deploying my finest agent to right this wrong (I’m sorry :( )
I mean, in a sense, YouTube TV is not wrong with this show name
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I mean, in a sense, YouTube TV is not wrong with this show name
yeah this seems appropriate
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
yeah this seems appropriate
still waiting for the Clayton Kershaw 2025 World Series Experience
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
still waiting for the Clayton Kershaw 2025 World Series Experience
what do you mean, what's wrong
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
what do you mean, what's wrong
let's get that crane on these dunces
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
let's get that crane on these dunces
the Taco Bell "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" thing seems to be over but NEVER FORGET THE TACO HEROES
2025: Freddie Freeman
2024: Jazz Chisholm Jr.
2023: Ketel Marte
(and so on)
2025: Freddie Freeman
2024: Jazz Chisholm Jr.
2023: Ketel Marte
(and so on)
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the Taco Bell "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" thing seems to be over but NEVER FORGET THE TACO HEROES
2025: Freddie Freeman
2024: Jazz Chisholm Jr.
2023: Ketel Marte
(and so on)
2025: Freddie Freeman
2024: Jazz Chisholm Jr.
2023: Ketel Marte
(and so on)
I have been replaced on shift, it seems
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have been replaced on shift, it seems