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meansgirl
@meansgirl.bsky.social
writer with a day job, parent, dog & cat person, fandom old timer.
Lazy Sunday watches-

Come See Me In The Good Light- sobbing the entire time, incredible, give it the Oscar

Sweeney Todd- I felt nostalgic. It’s a bad movie.

LOTR: ROTK (Extended)- I said “it’s 4 hours long!” Alex said “maybe 3, 3.5, and it’s early” 4 hours 24 minutes. So. Like. I was right.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Everyone reading this comeback rn
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
One non-RSVPer has arrived as I assumed would happen.
Kids are having a sleepover as a belated birthday party for my oldest. We have at the moment three 11 year old girls and two 9 year old boys and anywhere from one to three more kids coming (maybe??? There is no respect for the RSVP anymore). My dog is living his best life, he LOVES kids. I’m tired.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Kids are having a sleepover as a belated birthday party for my oldest. We have at the moment three 11 year old girls and two 9 year old boys and anywhere from one to three more kids coming (maybe??? There is no respect for the RSVP anymore). My dog is living his best life, he LOVES kids. I’m tired.
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it over and over again forever: my new house fucking rules, I have never lived anywhere so nice in my life, this took a lot of luck and work, and came at the end of a lot of grief and suffering. I am happy every day to wake up here and not be anywhere I was before.
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Colleen, 39, lives in a craftsman in the heart of Bmore with a basement full of sprickets and *The Metamorphosis* & *Adult Children Of Immature Parents*-2 books she was reading while feeding her tetras-sit on her radiator cover. She collects homoerotic vintage photos, like a Faces song come to life.
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:

Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs

GO
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Do any #baltimore people on here know anything about Mayor’s citations? I have one for my grandmother from the 80s. Just the certificate. I don’t know why she received it and would love to find out. Is this something I could find record of somewhere?
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I do not enjoy other people’s children. But even moreso I do not enjoy other parents. My children’s weekly extracurricular at a local activity and sports center is a trial. A TRIAL.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
J lost a tooth over the weekend, forgot to call us about it and, once again, tooth fairy failed to come to dad’s house.

Alex: maybe she doesn’t know where your dad’s house is.
Me: yeah let’s say a tooth fairy prayer and she might come tonight.
J: well dad does live in a washed up neighborhood, so.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Alex, doing home repair-

“This cabinet is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. And I’m trans.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hello from the new fish tank (with the same fish I’ve been babying since early this year)
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I had three cats and Alex had 2, plus he took on my mother’s cat when she got sick. So when we moved in together, this became a 6 cat household.

And this morning they’re all eating together peacefully.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you’ve never gotten a little high and scraped the citristrip and paint off a bookshelf, well, you should.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We’re discussing shitty conservative billionaires and Murder On The Dancefloor plays in the background.

Alex: I hope they all get Saltburned.

😂
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I love them immensely
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We are SO CLOSE to being moved out of my apartment. And then we can finally make the house look like people live there and not like a warehouse of boxes and totes full of random shit.

Truly have never been so done with a process in my life.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I don’t live in NY so my knowledge of the Zohran lore has been not very deep. But I just found out his MOTHER is Mira Nair??????? WHAT! The reason I went to film school 😭

Love this information.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Meet our newest patient here at the Alaska Raptor Center, a Northern Pygmy Owl named King Owlbert by his rescuers. Owlbert arrived with a drooping wing, making flight difficult. We’ve given him a supportive wing wrap, plenty of tasty mice, and time to heal. #small #owls #adorable
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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happy full beaver moon
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m in the tub with a glass of wine and a glass of ice water, steaming my body like a head of broccoli while alternating between the two.
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s cold, I have in fuzzy socks and my fluffy robe, and I have coffee and writing on the porch. Basically dreams have come true.
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM