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Came from there to here due to it being shite now

#ADHD
I remember when hair mousse made it big. Literally.

What a time to be alive.
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Now this is what I call BRILLIANT CREATIVE
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes, when I take my hair down from a ponytail, I like to pretend I'm Krystle Carrington.
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social

Just tweeted you before I thought to check here, since obviously you'll be on here instead.

I see the free speech you so loved about America has gone to fucking shit. I don't understand how dense some people can be! Any thoughts on your fellow comedians being fired?
September 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I would like to fly flags at half staff for every child killed in a school shooting
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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"He reviled, belittled, and demeaned large numbers of my fellow Americans, but he was quite cordial to me" sets my teeth on edge.
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Why the fuck does RFK sound like he's buffering?
August 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pretty sure I hate my neighbours. They're either out the back garden in their smokehouse, laughing and making noise and smoke at all hours so we can't open the windows, or they're out the front of the house talking to friends and family at full volume, meaning no silence for me.

Cunts.
July 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Epic! But, everyone should be doing that.
July 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I'd like to have a stack of magnetic bumper stickers that say "carload of cunts" in my backseat, so I can apply them judiciously to strangers' vehicles on an ad hoc basis
July 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Eh....I'll wait...thanks...
July 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Looking for a new air cooler. I'm having trouble deciding between the one with the moisty wind or the one with the humfication.
July 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Temu when I stop buying from them because I'm not getting more than my money's worth
Surprised Pikachu GIF
ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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That is not pro-life.

My mom used to work for a real pro-life center. Free pregnancy tests, free counseling. Free medical care. Free clothing and furniture for mom and baby if they needed it. Connection to resources. Housing if they had none. No guilt if they didn’t keep it.

THAT is pro-life.
June 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“Not that it really matters” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
June 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client doesn’t feel guilty. Like, at all.
June 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You know, after the number of horror movies that we've seen, you'd think people would stop buying rocking chairs by now.
June 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I wonder why they reversed the image 🤔
June 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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oh so he CAN send in the national guard when he wants to huh
June 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Once I fixed the leaky faucet myself. Sure, the sink is now a decorative fountain, but the important thing is I didn’t have to admit I was wrong.
June 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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A civil society doesn't allow the strong to brutalize the weak. It moves as far as possible away from brutality.

It's the exact opposite of what Trump seeks.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-dictators-revenge
The Coward Goes to War Against America
Trump wants Americans to turn violent. We will be steadfast.
robertreich.substack.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Sorry, I’m not listening to folks who criminalize immigrants while voting for a criminal…
June 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Hey corporate media, do your damn jobs.

~ Everyone
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
America is the only country I know where more people are offended by the use of the word cunt than they are by mass shootings.
June 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM