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Came from there to here due to it being shite now

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Eh....I'll wait...thanks...
Picture is a screenshot of an email sent out by the American government regarding my current ESTA that allows me to gain entry to the US. It is warning me it is going to expire in August and to order a new one if I need it.
July 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
mcfunbags.bsky.social
Looking for a new air cooler. I'm having trouble deciding between the one with the moisty wind or the one with the humfication.
Two images, both badly translated with the descriptions in the main skeet.
July 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
mcfunbags.bsky.social
I wonder why they reversed the image 🤔
There are two pictures, one is of two Maine coon kittens, one with a scrunched up neck and the other looking cute. The other picture is Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze in the SNL sketch where they are auditioning for the Chippendales. They look like the same picture in reverse.
June 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Today, instead of taking the bus to work, I thought I'd mix it up a little and take a time machine instead.
Bus display with date and time showing This 01-01-70 at 00:00
June 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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📢 PUT YOUR HANDS UP! NOW SLOWLY, PUT THE PIZZA PEEL ON THE GROUND AND GET ON YOUR KNEES WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD...
The screenshot shows a listing on temu, for a plastic pizza peel with a moving part that you can slide up and down making it easier to get the pizza on and off the peel. There is a warning attached that it may be illegal to use in your jurisdiction and any illegal use of the product is strictly prohibited.
May 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Pete Hegseth on his way to the Oval Office to puke his guts up.

Again.
Pete Hegseth and 4 other men striding down a corridor. This is relating to the fact he accidentally added a reporter to a group chat about war plans with top administration execs.
March 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Thank fuck for that!
Picture has a Shein advert for a single ring cooking ring that has "waterproof and explosion-proof, safe to withstand a temperature difference of 75°C without explosion" as a reason to buy it.
March 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Found your deodorant...
Picture has a spray for female dogs in heat called "bitch spray"
February 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
mcfunbags.bsky.social
My kitten thinks he's Elon Musk.
Picture of kitten in his cat tree basket with his right 'arm' out in a similar fashion to Leon's Nazi salute.
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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But how do they know it's right...?
A newspaper clipping explaining how a Google quantum chip made a calculation in minutes that would have taken the world's best supercomputer 10 septillion years to do.
December 12, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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The reminder definitely worked.
A picture of 4 vacuum packed packets of home made smoked salmon.
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Been back on twitter for the political stuff, but they've done fucked up with this. The final nail in the coffin and yet another bad decision in a line of bad decisions.
A screenshot of the notification twitter is giving its users telling about the changes to the block button. Namely that it won't actually block anyone now.
October 16, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Yasss! Now I can FINALLY hide my drugs for all the mad raves I'll be attending this summer...
Picture has a fake car key fob/remote with pills inside it.
June 29, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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I say this kitten looks like the Predator, my husband says she looks like Ozzy Osbourne...opinions?
A black and white kitten with its mouth wide open in a big miaow. Her whiskers are curled up making her eyes look a strange shape.
June 3, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Now you can accurately tell your doctor just how much you've vomited up, with this handy vomit bag and holder! To go with its dashing blue colour, you have a handy measuring scale on the side to accurately track your vomit volume. A steal at only £1.61 for 5, YES FIVE!
Picture of vomit bags and man vomiting into one. The bags have measurements on the side.
May 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Yesterday's breaking news...
A picture of a quavers packet with the title "fifty-year old crisp packet found in garden"
May 21, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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Someone selling kittens on Gumtree. I think they took these pictures in the 80s. Can someone say Polaroid?
A picture of a mother cat with her kittens. It's very blurry and looks like it was taken using a Polaroid camera.
May 8, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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I will take one coffin trailer please.
There are 4 pictures, each displaying a different angle of a trailer which is attached to the back of a tricycle motorcycle. The trailer is made from a coffin. One picture has the coffin lid lifted to show the lined interior.
May 6, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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Well that's it then, I'm not going to Mars!
Picture shows a section of planet surface with hundreds of tiny shapes that look like spiders.
May 1, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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What in the shitting fuck is this? Who in their right mind (this is probably the point) would buy THIS piece of tat for their mother on mother's Day that has Melania's signature on it? And why is her signature the same as Don the con's?
Two photographs attached, one has a weird tacky shamrock like pendant on a necklace that has "love & gratitude" on one side and "Melania Trump" signed on the other in a scrawl.
April 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Very specific...
The picture taken in a doctor's surgery has a black plastic tray with a white paper label on front that has "nurse" on one line, and the next line has "urine samples only"
April 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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I'm so glad he's talking about all of the important issues of the moment. He's a visionary!
Truth social post from Donald Trump Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Has there EVER been a WORSE HOST than Jimmy Kimmel at The Oscars. His opening was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not, and never can be. Get rid of Kimmel and perhaps replace him with another washed up, but cheap, ABC "talent," George Slopanopoulos. He would make everybody on stage look bigger, stronger, and more glamorous. Also a really bad politically correct show tonight, and for years Disjointed, boring, and very unfair. Why don't they just give the Oscars to those that deserve them. Maybe that way their audience and TV ratings will come back from the depths. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
March 11, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Follow me, I look like this
The picture of a woman who was cleaning her room and ends up wearing all of the random stuff she's found and playing a Gameboy.
November 20, 2023 at 2:30 AM
mcfunbags.bsky.social
Is it just me or does the Colonel on the right look like Rolf Harris?
A picture of a chicken which looks quite like female genitalia at the front and behind it, there are two KFC colonels with different facial expressions
November 16, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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Is Trump growing his fringe out? 🤨
Courtroom photograph of Donald Trump with his coiffured straw thatch unusually low on his forehead
November 9, 2023 at 1:53 AM