@mcerberus.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood hellhound. Part time game designer. Tattooed, sex queer, genderqueer, polyamorous, Philadelphia-based, cat enthusiast. This hell beast kills fascists.
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Welcome! I don't have stuff to sell & I don't have anything to promote (except stuff that catches my interest, which I'll boost for free). Sometimes I post about my city, sometimes about Our Hellscape, sometimes about my cats, sometimes about Dungeons and Dragons (I write about it in my free time).
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Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
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This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
I should be less of an asshole, so this is me reminding myself that awareness is the first step and, y'know. Not being a jackass is the second.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I should be less of an asshole, so this is me reminding myself that awareness is the first step and, y'know. Not being a jackass is the second.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
Sitting up with this guy and really needing him to be okay.
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Sitting up with this guy and really needing him to be okay.
In my spare time (lol), I do game design - I write and run 5E content in a homebrew setting. My goals as a writer are simple: make stuff I would want to run, and make the things I write complete enough for someone else to pick up and run if they wanted to. I've been at this for a few years.
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In my spare time (lol), I do game design - I write and run 5E content in a homebrew setting. My goals as a writer are simple: make stuff I would want to run, and make the things I write complete enough for someone else to pick up and run if they wanted to. I've been at this for a few years.
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I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.
Accomplished something last night that I've been working on for weeks (maybe longer?) but the world is on fire and it feels like there's no room to celebrate anything. Fun times.
September 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Accomplished something last night that I've been working on for weeks (maybe longer?) but the world is on fire and it feels like there's no room to celebrate anything. Fun times.
Literally cannot yikes hard enough. Just. Woof.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
September 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Literally cannot yikes hard enough. Just. Woof.
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1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
A sort of grimly funny side effect of The Horrors is that it's suddenly really hard for me to create or write villains. I can't get my head around the level of evil on the news every day, don't get me started on the motivations of a bunch of kobolds or whatever.
September 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A sort of grimly funny side effect of The Horrors is that it's suddenly really hard for me to create or write villains. I can't get my head around the level of evil on the news every day, don't get me started on the motivations of a bunch of kobolds or whatever.
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If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
"You met her. She was heterosexual."
Me: "I don't believe in that."
"Was that 'I don't believe that ' or 'I don't believe in that?"
Me, shuddering delicately: "I don't believe in heterosexuality."
Me: "I don't believe in that."
"Was that 'I don't believe that ' or 'I don't believe in that?"
Me, shuddering delicately: "I don't believe in heterosexuality."
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"You met her. She was heterosexual."
Me: "I don't believe in that."
"Was that 'I don't believe that ' or 'I don't believe in that?"
Me, shuddering delicately: "I don't believe in heterosexuality."
Me: "I don't believe in that."
"Was that 'I don't believe that ' or 'I don't believe in that?"
Me, shuddering delicately: "I don't believe in heterosexuality."
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Like, I just want to post about videogame nonsense and my stupid soccer shenanigans and fun, happy stuff, but every time I look up it’s “The government has cancelled free speech” or “JD Vance jokes about murdering fishermen” or “Donald Trump has declared war on the moon” and I dunno man. Shit sucks.
September 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Like, I just want to post about videogame nonsense and my stupid soccer shenanigans and fun, happy stuff, but every time I look up it’s “The government has cancelled free speech” or “JD Vance jokes about murdering fishermen” or “Donald Trump has declared war on the moon” and I dunno man. Shit sucks.
Go Birds (and all the rest).
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Go Birds (and all the rest).
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I'm at my favorite taco spot and a bartender I know (and who I know is an MTG player) is working.
Me: Ric, you have people at the host stand
Me: Ric you have. Ric. Ric.
Me: *deep breath* HAMMER TIME SUCKS
Ricardo: *whips around* TAKE TWENT- oh. Hey folks! Be with you in a second!
Me: Ric, you have people at the host stand
Me: Ric you have. Ric. Ric.
Me: *deep breath* HAMMER TIME SUCKS
Ricardo: *whips around* TAKE TWENT- oh. Hey folks! Be with you in a second!
September 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm at my favorite taco spot and a bartender I know (and who I know is an MTG player) is working.
Me: Ric, you have people at the host stand
Me: Ric you have. Ric. Ric.
Me: *deep breath* HAMMER TIME SUCKS
Ricardo: *whips around* TAKE TWENT- oh. Hey folks! Be with you in a second!
Me: Ric, you have people at the host stand
Me: Ric you have. Ric. Ric.
Me: *deep breath* HAMMER TIME SUCKS
Ricardo: *whips around* TAKE TWENT- oh. Hey folks! Be with you in a second!
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New auctions are up on my website for over 100 sets of dice, special D20s, minis, and this Limited Edition MtG LotR signed leather playmat featuring my land art from one of the cards I created! Go get some fun stuff and help fund our trip to Arizona!
September 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
New auctions are up on my website for over 100 sets of dice, special D20s, minis, and this Limited Edition MtG LotR signed leather playmat featuring my land art from one of the cards I created! Go get some fun stuff and help fund our trip to Arizona!
One of my comet partners should be landing in like 20 minutes but instead their flight has been delayed ten fuckin hours for no explained reason, so now I get to pick them up at 2 AM on a school night.
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
One of my comet partners should be landing in like 20 minutes but instead their flight has been delayed ten fuckin hours for no explained reason, so now I get to pick them up at 2 AM on a school night.
Pay the man.
August 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Pay the man.
(One of) my toxic traits is having perfectly reasonable conversations with my cats regardless of my level of intoxication.
Cat: *aggressive meowing*
Me, licking a spoon: I don't think you want peanut butter straight from the jar, sir, you are an obligate carnivore.
Cat: *aggressive meowing*
Me, licking a spoon: I don't think you want peanut butter straight from the jar, sir, you are an obligate carnivore.
August 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
(One of) my toxic traits is having perfectly reasonable conversations with my cats regardless of my level of intoxication.
Cat: *aggressive meowing*
Me, licking a spoon: I don't think you want peanut butter straight from the jar, sir, you are an obligate carnivore.
Cat: *aggressive meowing*
Me, licking a spoon: I don't think you want peanut butter straight from the jar, sir, you are an obligate carnivore.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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John Kruk very clearly wants to go over and see wrestling. I assume wrestling shows still run like 5 hours, let him wander over and cut a promo to a baffled crowd about that time he saw a perfectly fine office chair outside someone's house on trash day and then someone shot him with a bow and arrow.
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
John Kruk very clearly wants to go over and see wrestling. I assume wrestling shows still run like 5 hours, let him wander over and cut a promo to a baffled crowd about that time he saw a perfectly fine office chair outside someone's house on trash day and then someone shot him with a bow and arrow.
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August 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Something something a list that would have me as a member.
Pink’s pits.
Every one of you who likes and shares this is going on a list.
Every one of you who likes and shares this is going on a list.
August 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Something something a list that would have me as a member.