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Alex Ma-zuur
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he. no-good russian. stuck in holland trying to find some idea of a good life
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I don't know if you're emotionally ready to hear this, but British weather is generally quite pleasant.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@fdms.eu nyu yorksk
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Henri Matisse
“Laurette with a Cup of Coffee” 1916-17
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Here is today’s random fact: in English law the phrase “since time immemorial” means “since the reign of King Richard I in the 12th century”. This limit was established a few decades after the death of that monarch and never revised
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Chicago bitches be like “beach dayyyyyy”
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Intrepid captain of the Situationship.
Polycules? Is that some obscure hero from Greek mythology?
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I was really happier with this state as a non-belligerent in the Opioid War
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Next year is our year guys!
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Treatler shit
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This city is such a joke
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
No longer my direct concern but what exactly is the point of the Labour Party?
when I hear Starmer speak about immigration and race he's spitting in the face of the Labour voters I knew growing up in Manchester, who put themselves on the line against the National Front - and often the police - in the 1970s and 1980s.
Ultimately the vision of britain that starmer has is profoundly cynical, nasty and just not true. He thinks that abidicating his responsibility in showing that another option is maturity and doing the difficult thing, but he's literally just creating the hateful country he is so afraid of
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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how do I communicate to my body that actually it's fine, just because it's now cloudier and getting dark earlier doesn't mean I should start eating 17 meals a day just in case we never get food again, we've evolved past that, it's alright
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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JUMP踊りましたっ☆ #BLACKPINK
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Friend: someone who will bail you out.

Best friend: also getting bailed out at the same time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Among many layers of wrong, the one that’s the most infuriating is that their definition of “friend” only really defines sociopathic psychotherapist
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i hate that every friday night is unbearably loud in every single bar in the world
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How come nobody enlightened me previously about Mormoops?
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Spent at least three minutes remembering how to say “Glühwein” in any other language. Kultursieg indeed
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Youre so vain you think these subtweets are about you
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
It’s always funny how the Nausėda’s article in English Wikipedia talks about how he “registered” to join the Communist Party in 1988 as if joining the Party at 24 outside the military wasn’t a significant feat of political skill.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Europe's biggest problems:

* Extreme right parties destabilize society
* Insufficient cross-border integration reduces scale
* Putin is threatening invasions
* Heathrow has difficult plane transfers
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reading like a manslut!
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM