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Mike the Hot Dog Mayor
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Mike Davie. My friends call me Mayor of Oakland.

Cal Football, Oakland Ballers, Phillies and Eagles.
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Good News everyone! I'm having Zachary's
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The wrong people keep dying
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Bourne Identity is a Christmas Movie
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cal winning the natty 🔜
Woke 2 is going to hit like an asteroid
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bluesky could kill twitter today if they had a group chat feature.

Elons new chat SUCKS
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me when the Birds won in 2018
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Whoopi Goldberg Celebrating her birthday on the View with TOP DOG is another Cultural victory for The Calgorithm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdh_...
Celebrating Whoopi's Birthday with Carlo's Bakery & Top Dog | The View
YouTube video by The View
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Did you know that Cats asking for pets and being cute is a manipulative behavior?

They spread there scent by rubbing on things, so asking for pets is a way of them attaching their scent on you to "claim" you as their hooman.

Cute, but evil monsters.
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Good morning @rollovereasy.org!!

Does anyone remember those bud light "Real men of Genius" ads?
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Man i fucked it all up. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I would post on here more often if the mobile app didn't log me out every 3 to 3.5 seconds of inactivity.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Margin Call is vastly superior to the Big Short.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I don't get elyse myers
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Help me convince @offline.mountainherder.xyz to let me put a bumper sticker on our car, specifically this one
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Eagles fans:

This is what its like watching Cal football. Imagine doing this every Saturday
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
PLAYCALLING IS SO BAD
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Drunk. Cal bears
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Because of his inability to meet rudimentary safety standards for air travel, transportation secretary Sean Duffy announces a 10% reduction in air travel across the 40 most congested markets.
FAA reducing air traffic by 10% across 40 'high-volume' markets during government shutdown
The Federal Aviation Administration announced Wednesday that it will reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets beginning Friday morning to maintain safety during the ongoing government...
apnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"Tuesday, a majority — yes, a goddamn majority — of eligible voters agreed with me. These people spent 8 months living in a woke-free America and collectively decided, 'We don’t want this.' What we DO want is to be left the f—k alone."

via @drewmagary.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
I have terrible, terrible news for red America
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the 2025 elections.
www.sfgate.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Original seats from dodger stadium
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM