max knightley (real)
@maxknightley.bsky.social
composer, podcaster, game designer, and novelist. you have probably seen screenshots of my tumblr posts
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HIRING MANAGER: What's your greatest strength?
ME: I was born with the soul of a demon, which grants me incredible power in times of need as long as I surrender to my suppressed bloodlust.
HIRING MANAGER: I see. And your greatest weakness?
ME: Well, at the risk of repeating myself,
ME: I was born with the soul of a demon, which grants me incredible power in times of need as long as I surrender to my suppressed bloodlust.
HIRING MANAGER: I see. And your greatest weakness?
ME: Well, at the risk of repeating myself,
schumer and jeffries should be tied to a raft and set adrift in the middle of the atlantic ocean. jesus christ.
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
schumer and jeffries should be tied to a raft and set adrift in the middle of the atlantic ocean. jesus christ.
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Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
who would win in a fight: the "main" marx brothers (groucho, chico, harpo) or the "classic" three stooges (moe, larry, curly)?
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
who would win in a fight: the "main" marx brothers (groucho, chico, harpo) or the "classic" three stooges (moe, larry, curly)?
where's that post that's like "mika. be honest. you did not try 'a little' freddie"
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
where's that post that's like "mika. be honest. you did not try 'a little' freddie"
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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hm. come to think of it, I should check out the Flip shorts when I get the chance. sequel to the Felix kick I was on a year or two ago
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
hm. come to think of it, I should check out the Flip shorts when I get the chance. sequel to the Felix kick I was on a year or two ago
no disrespect to Sonic the Hedgehog-likers but that art style really looks like ass whenever they have to make a character who's not a robot or a Mammal-Ass Mammal, huh
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
no disrespect to Sonic the Hedgehog-likers but that art style really looks like ass whenever they have to make a character who's not a robot or a Mammal-Ass Mammal, huh
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DG hanging out with Oxley and Kierra
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
DG hanging out with Oxley and Kierra
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February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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New Pod! @cerealpancake.bsky.social @jpjordan.bsky.social and @zoewithasword.bsky.social come on the show and we have a big chat about SINK YOUR TEETH IN, also a ton of other stuff like SCENE QUEEN, Espresso Tonics, and more!
Audio: open.spotify.com/episode/5da4...
Video: youtu.be/v4zw0-D66jc
Audio: open.spotify.com/episode/5da4...
Video: youtu.be/v4zw0-D66jc
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
New Pod! @cerealpancake.bsky.social @jpjordan.bsky.social and @zoewithasword.bsky.social come on the show and we have a big chat about SINK YOUR TEETH IN, also a ton of other stuff like SCENE QUEEN, Espresso Tonics, and more!
Audio: open.spotify.com/episode/5da4...
Video: youtu.be/v4zw0-D66jc
Audio: open.spotify.com/episode/5da4...
Video: youtu.be/v4zw0-D66jc
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dril has once again been suspended by Bluesky moderation, this time for his actions while employed at the Betsy Ross museum
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
dril has once again been suspended by Bluesky moderation, this time for his actions while employed at the Betsy Ross museum
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I'm piecing evidence together
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm piecing evidence together
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I said “there is a downright devastating amount of arugula in my sandwich” and fucking @punkitt.bsky.social called me dale cooper.
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I said “there is a downright devastating amount of arugula in my sandwich” and fucking @punkitt.bsky.social called me dale cooper.
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Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.
Learn to write music and you, too, can become genuinely annoyed by a shitpost because you feel that it misrepresents the emotional implications of using pizzicato strings instead of legato strings
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Learn to write music and you, too, can become genuinely annoyed by a shitpost because you feel that it misrepresents the emotional implications of using pizzicato strings instead of legato strings
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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The war on work from home is in large part a war on women having a career btw
Roughly half a million women in the US exited the workforce in 2025, and 42% of those who voluntarily left cited their caregiving responsibilities as the main reason, according to a recent survey from Catalyst.
www.hr-brew.com/stories/2026...
www.hr-brew.com/stories/2026...
42% of women are leaving the workforce over lack of caregiver support
In a tight employment market, employers that offer less flexibility risk losing working caregivers, according to a Catalyst report.
www.hr-brew.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The war on work from home is in large part a war on women having a career btw
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Holy shit, how did I never notice this??
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Holy shit, how did I never notice this??
eidolon SHIRTS. every character's eidolon is named after, and takes the form of, a t-shirt mascot. can 「BIG DOG」 hope to defeat the incredible power of 「HAPPY BUNNY」?
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
eidolon SHIRTS. every character's eidolon is named after, and takes the form of, a t-shirt mascot. can 「BIG DOG」 hope to defeat the incredible power of 「HAPPY BUNNY」?
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thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"
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we need polls so i can easily tally responses to the question "would lu bu have let red hare drink 4loko"
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
we need polls so i can easily tally responses to the question "would lu bu have let red hare drink 4loko"
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
@ssjspeedracer.bsky.social @yerfriendmolly.bsky.social threadspinner playbook idea: osha inspector / handyman. the threadspinners' guild has finally sent someone to deal with all these bottomless elevator shafts, elevated walkways with no railings, fake benches, crumbling bridges and roofs, etc.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
@ssjspeedracer.bsky.social @yerfriendmolly.bsky.social threadspinner playbook idea: osha inspector / handyman. the threadspinners' guild has finally sent someone to deal with all these bottomless elevator shafts, elevated walkways with no railings, fake benches, crumbling bridges and roofs, etc.
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