max knightley (real)
@maxknightley.bsky.social
composer, podcaster, game designer, and novelist. you have probably seen screenshots of my tumblr posts
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HIRING MANAGER: What's your greatest strength?
ME: I was born with the soul of a demon, which grants me incredible power in times of need as long as I surrender to my suppressed bloodlust.
HIRING MANAGER: I see. And your greatest weakness?
ME: Well, at the risk of repeating myself,
ME: I was born with the soul of a demon, which grants me incredible power in times of need as long as I surrender to my suppressed bloodlust.
HIRING MANAGER: I see. And your greatest weakness?
ME: Well, at the risk of repeating myself,
eidolon SHIRTS. every character's eidolon is named after, and takes the form of, a t-shirt mascot. can 「BIG DOG」 hope to defeat the incredible power of 「HAPPY BUNNY」?
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
eidolon SHIRTS. every character's eidolon is named after, and takes the form of, a t-shirt mascot. can 「BIG DOG」 hope to defeat the incredible power of 「HAPPY BUNNY」?
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thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"
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we need polls so i can easily tally responses to the question "would lu bu have let red hare drink 4loko"
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
we need polls so i can easily tally responses to the question "would lu bu have let red hare drink 4loko"
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
@ssjspeedracer.bsky.social @yerfriendmolly.bsky.social threadspinner playbook idea: osha inspector / handyman. the threadspinners' guild has finally sent someone to deal with all these bottomless elevator shafts, elevated walkways with no railings, fake benches, crumbling bridges and roofs, etc.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
@ssjspeedracer.bsky.social @yerfriendmolly.bsky.social threadspinner playbook idea: osha inspector / handyman. the threadspinners' guild has finally sent someone to deal with all these bottomless elevator shafts, elevated walkways with no railings, fake benches, crumbling bridges and roofs, etc.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Listen. I just got off the phone with my Finance Bros. They're all in on Three Kingdoms. They're real bullish on Sima Yi. I told them I like Liu Bei because he's a nice guy and they roasted me about it. "Oh wow good one, chica" They say, sarcastically. "You're gonna be rethinking that one in 208."
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Listen. I just got off the phone with my Finance Bros. They're all in on Three Kingdoms. They're real bullish on Sima Yi. I told them I like Liu Bei because he's a nice guy and they roasted me about it. "Oh wow good one, chica" They say, sarcastically. "You're gonna be rethinking that one in 208."
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anime catboy pointing gun at other anime catboy: that's enough tildes out of you
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
anime catboy pointing gun at other anime catboy: that's enough tildes out of you
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Water experiencing itself🐟
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Water experiencing itself🐟
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heres looking at you, kid
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
heres looking at you, kid
Started watching Digimon Beatbreak with my girlfriend today. I like how Gekkomon is a fucking freak who pretty much only ends up teaming up with the protagonist because his life energy is delicious and they don't want anyone else to eat it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Started watching Digimon Beatbreak with my girlfriend today. I like how Gekkomon is a fucking freak who pretty much only ends up teaming up with the protagonist because his life energy is delicious and they don't want anyone else to eat it.
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Saw this over on the other site. Absolutely phenomenal graphic. Much meme potential.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Saw this over on the other site. Absolutely phenomenal graphic. Much meme potential.
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the fact that ICE instantly agreed to use body cams should be all the evidence you need that they accomplish nothing and everyone in power already knows it
Kristi Noem: “Effective immediately we are deploying body cameras to every officer in the field in Minneapolis.”
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
the fact that ICE instantly agreed to use body cams should be all the evidence you need that they accomplish nothing and everyone in power already knows it
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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democrats wondering why they can't excite voters while shouting "vote blue no matter who" and constantly spamming you with "give me $20 so $18 of it can go to my consultants" should really read up on the concept of the Trust Thermocline
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
democrats wondering why they can't excite voters while shouting "vote blue no matter who" and constantly spamming you with "give me $20 so $18 of it can go to my consultants" should really read up on the concept of the Trust Thermocline
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If you ever wonder why I often say Western analysis of China is misleading, it's because a lot of China experts (even the liberal ones) are primarily motivated by ideas of Western superiority to the point they end up projecting
This is the first time this leading China expert has mentioned Epstein
This is the first time this leading China expert has mentioned Epstein
*extremely american thing* yeah but can you imagine china doing it?
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If you ever wonder why I often say Western analysis of China is misleading, it's because a lot of China experts (even the liberal ones) are primarily motivated by ideas of Western superiority to the point they end up projecting
This is the first time this leading China expert has mentioned Epstein
This is the first time this leading China expert has mentioned Epstein
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People often talk about BDS supporters being hypocritical on other issues but if you're concerned first and foremost with hypocrisy you should probably look at how center left governments in North America talk about comprehensive sanctions on Iran vs even the narrowest sanctions on Israeli settlers.
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
People often talk about BDS supporters being hypocritical on other issues but if you're concerned first and foremost with hypocrisy you should probably look at how center left governments in North America talk about comprehensive sanctions on Iran vs even the narrowest sanctions on Israeli settlers.
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In the case of Iran it's a given that making it more difficult for every Iranian to eat is an unfortunate but necessary component to coercing the IRI Into abandoning nuclear enrichment and in the case of Israel it's considered a grave and bigoted attack to suggest that settler wine not be imported
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
In the case of Iran it's a given that making it more difficult for every Iranian to eat is an unfortunate but necessary component to coercing the IRI Into abandoning nuclear enrichment and in the case of Israel it's considered a grave and bigoted attack to suggest that settler wine not be imported
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rexy's taking commissions again! i'm mainly focusing on one bigger piece rn, but i'm opening up two flash commission slots for a simple piece like the examples below. if you need a full-body reference image of your oc, then check out the rates and send me a message!
August 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
rexy's taking commissions again! i'm mainly focusing on one bigger piece rn, but i'm opening up two flash commission slots for a simple piece like the examples below. if you need a full-body reference image of your oc, then check out the rates and send me a message!
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new year, new money problems, so in addition to commissions im also putting this out there. any little bit you can spare helps
cashapp: cash.app/$AbbySiltala
venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
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venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
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January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
new year, new money problems, so in addition to commissions im also putting this out there. any little bit you can spare helps
cashapp: cash.app/$AbbySiltala
venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
cashapp: cash.app/$AbbySiltala
venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
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Wank Sinatra
I'm Doing Masturbation My Way
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Wank Sinatra
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season 1 ends with the knife being slammed into the table. season 2 starts with a lore explanation for why juror 10 is racist.
12 angry men prestige television series. every episode leaves the room to learn more about the jurors. juror 3's mistress is blackmailing him, finally there's time to see juror 9 struggling with addiction. depth for juror 8, his behavior isn't just altruism, it's spite. juror 10 hates puerto ricans.
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
season 1 ends with the knife being slammed into the table. season 2 starts with a lore explanation for why juror 10 is racist.
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