Max Johns (MxDEJ)
@maxjohns.nz
aka MxDEJ, aka Mike Alpha Xray. Glad to be here. Disliker of billionaire saboteurs.
Small, achievable goals?
Can someone explain to me why we're about to launch a war on Venezuela?
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Small, achievable goals?
You know you're from Hamilton when your local MP got married in his formal Dirty Dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You know you're from Hamilton when your local MP got married in his formal Dirty Dogs.
My 'This coalition is absolutely not falling apart' t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by the shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My 'This coalition is absolutely not falling apart' t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by the shirt.
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wow nvidia beat on earnings what a huge surprise. anyway did anybody work out how anybody makes a dollar of profit plugging gpus in or are we still in a holding pattern
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
wow nvidia beat on earnings what a huge surprise. anyway did anybody work out how anybody makes a dollar of profit plugging gpus in or are we still in a holding pattern
Whitestown. Literally Whitestown. www.nzherald.co.nz/world/man-ch...
Home owner charged after fatal shooting of cleaner who went to wrong address
Prosecutors say Curt Andersen, 62, is not shielded by 'stand your ground' laws.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Whitestown. Literally Whitestown. www.nzherald.co.nz/world/man-ch...
Happy New Dick Move Album Day to all those who celebrate.
(You should celebrate, btw)
dickmove2.bandcamp.com/album/dream-...
(You should celebrate, btw)
dickmove2.bandcamp.com/album/dream-...
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Happy New Dick Move Album Day to all those who celebrate.
(You should celebrate, btw)
dickmove2.bandcamp.com/album/dream-...
(You should celebrate, btw)
dickmove2.bandcamp.com/album/dream-...
Andrew Coster could have avoided a lot of trouble if only McSkimming had consented to being policed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Andrew Coster could have avoided a lot of trouble if only McSkimming had consented to being policed.
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At school we learned about old England
Not a word about this place
Religious strife in the 1600s
What's that got to do with us?
Let's put a new Guy on the bonfire
Let the bonfire blaze away
Light up John Bryce on the 5th of November
Make it Parihaka Day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OoD...
Not a word about this place
Religious strife in the 1600s
What's that got to do with us?
Let's put a new Guy on the bonfire
Let the bonfire blaze away
Light up John Bryce on the 5th of November
Make it Parihaka Day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OoD...
John Bryce
YouTube video by Don McGlashan - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
At school we learned about old England
Not a word about this place
Religious strife in the 1600s
What's that got to do with us?
Let's put a new Guy on the bonfire
Let the bonfire blaze away
Light up John Bryce on the 5th of November
Make it Parihaka Day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OoD...
Not a word about this place
Religious strife in the 1600s
What's that got to do with us?
Let's put a new Guy on the bonfire
Let the bonfire blaze away
Light up John Bryce on the 5th of November
Make it Parihaka Day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OoD...
Two equally valid ways to explain Wesley College's historical and cultural importance.
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Two equally valid ways to explain Wesley College's historical and cultural importance.
TFW your edgy sports opinion article creates one of the most predicatable jinxes ever.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
TFW your edgy sports opinion article creates one of the most predicatable jinxes ever.
NARRATOR: But many of them had no hearts, and could not die.
this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
NARRATOR: But many of them had no hearts, and could not die.
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My reading comprehension skills are at a third grade level, and I don't know what a joke is. Time to respond angrily to some posts
November 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My reading comprehension skills are at a third grade level, and I don't know what a joke is. Time to respond angrily to some posts
Needs more trumpets. mikealphaxray.bandcamp.com/track/domini...
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Needs more trumpets. mikealphaxray.bandcamp.com/track/domini...
A lot can happen in half a sentence.
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A lot can happen in half a sentence.
Cameron Ponsonby, given the hopeless task of reporting on a second washed-out cricket match in a 3-game series, explains how it's not the weather but the entire structure of the international game that's at fault. This is a much better read than you'd expect. www.espncricinfo.com/story/nz-vs-...
Spring tides rising as washouts show futility of schedule
Unsatisfactory series demonstrates so much that is wrong with international game
www.espncricinfo.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Cameron Ponsonby, given the hopeless task of reporting on a second washed-out cricket match in a 3-game series, explains how it's not the weather but the entire structure of the international game that's at fault. This is a much better read than you'd expect. www.espncricinfo.com/story/nz-vs-...
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If you're in Dunedin, I'll happily show you how to upload photos of storm damage to Wikimedia Commons so they can be used on Wikipedia. Come to the Otago Uni central library 12.30-1.30 today for a demo or drop in on me in the library 9-12 weekdays. I'm a terrible photographer...we need you!
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you're in Dunedin, I'll happily show you how to upload photos of storm damage to Wikimedia Commons so they can be used on Wikipedia. Come to the Otago Uni central library 12.30-1.30 today for a demo or drop in on me in the library 9-12 weekdays. I'm a terrible photographer...we need you!
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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It's amazing how incredibly explicitly OpenAI seems to be admitting that they have no idea how to actually monetize their automated lying machine.
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's amazing how incredibly explicitly OpenAI seems to be admitting that they have no idea how to actually monetize their automated lying machine.
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Writers who write about writers writing need to stop being awarded literary prizes by other writers.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Writers who write about writers writing need to stop being awarded literary prizes by other writers.
Fiasco in the making. There are commandments that literally restrict speech.
A couple of members of the Free Speech Union have left to create what looks to be to be a Christian version of the Free Speech Union. Good to have diversity in the marketplace of ideas.
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Fiasco in the making. There are commandments that literally restrict speech.
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SPLITTERS!
A couple of members of the Free Speech Union have left to create what looks to be to be a Christian version of the Free Speech Union. Good to have diversity in the marketplace of ideas.
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
SPLITTERS!
The best swelling. Tremendous bruises.
Donald Trump will undergo a routine physical exam on Friday, the White House announced, following questions about the president’s health after he developed noticeable bruising and swelling in recent months
Trump to Undergo Regular Physical Exam at Walter Reed on Friday
President Donald Trump will undergo a physical exam on Friday following mounting questions about his health prompted by noticeable bruising and swelling in recent months.
bloom.bg
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The best swelling. Tremendous bruises.
TFW you're really good at writing clickbait headlines, but the bastards in charge of news article categorisation don't care for your talents.
October 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
TFW you're really good at writing clickbait headlines, but the bastards in charge of news article categorisation don't care for your talents.
"In the book I wrote, whatever the hell the title...I can't tell ya."
Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"In the book I wrote, whatever the hell the title...I can't tell ya."