Max Carnage
@maxcarnage.bsky.social
Photographer and commission miniature painter based in Glasgow 🏴
Nonbinary ADHD gremlin
Profile pic: @altformat
Nonbinary ADHD gremlin
Profile pic: @altformat
The Labour Party doesn't deserve to live
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The Labour Party doesn't deserve to live
Reduce fare evasion to zero, make public transport free at point of use
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Reduce fare evasion to zero, make public transport free at point of use
Glad I'm going to Paisley and only have to wait fifteen minutes to get a train after the one I was sprinting for closed its doors in my face. If I were going to Ayr I'd be fucked
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Glad I'm going to Paisley and only have to wait fifteen minutes to get a train after the one I was sprinting for closed its doors in my face. If I were going to Ayr I'd be fucked
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Laughable. Or it would be, if it didn't pile more pressure on staff.
There is a multi-layered crisis in British society which the government's policies are exacerbating.
The answer? An AI-generated target. As they are planning to restrict access to EHCPs and SEND support.
Beneath contempt.
There is a multi-layered crisis in British society which the government's policies are exacerbating.
The answer? An AI-generated target. As they are planning to restrict access to EHCPs and SEND support.
Beneath contempt.
All schools in England to be given AI-generated pupil attendance targets
Unions decry move, saying it will put more pressure on headteachers without tackling absence from classrooms
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Laughable. Or it would be, if it didn't pile more pressure on staff.
There is a multi-layered crisis in British society which the government's policies are exacerbating.
The answer? An AI-generated target. As they are planning to restrict access to EHCPs and SEND support.
Beneath contempt.
There is a multi-layered crisis in British society which the government's policies are exacerbating.
The answer? An AI-generated target. As they are planning to restrict access to EHCPs and SEND support.
Beneath contempt.
Some terf Tory MP: [gutteral transphobic animal noises]
Keir Starmer: "she is of course absolutely right and I couldn't agree more" #pmqs
Keir Starmer: "she is of course absolutely right and I couldn't agree more" #pmqs
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Some terf Tory MP: [gutteral transphobic animal noises]
Keir Starmer: "she is of course absolutely right and I couldn't agree more" #pmqs
Keir Starmer: "she is of course absolutely right and I couldn't agree more" #pmqs
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If you've stopped masking in public for whatever reason, now is a really good time to start again
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you've stopped masking in public for whatever reason, now is a really good time to start again
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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our focus on shoving Tony Blair's head into the toilet must be relentless
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
our focus on shoving Tony Blair's head into the toilet must be relentless
Wishing all of my Irish friends a very Catherine Connolly for President
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Wishing all of my Irish friends a very Catherine Connolly for President
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Why is a Labour Home Secretary perpetuating this myth in The Sun?
Asylum applications in the UK are significantly below the average for all European countries. The only person helped by spreading this falsehood is Nigel Farage
Asylum applications in the UK are significantly below the average for all European countries. The only person helped by spreading this falsehood is Nigel Farage
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Why is a Labour Home Secretary perpetuating this myth in The Sun?
Asylum applications in the UK are significantly below the average for all European countries. The only person helped by spreading this falsehood is Nigel Farage
Asylum applications in the UK are significantly below the average for all European countries. The only person helped by spreading this falsehood is Nigel Farage
"look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"
"Dog's Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog" changed my brain forever but "SpongeJohn SquareAshcroft" is still rattling around in there also
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Dog's Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog" changed my brain forever but "SpongeJohn SquareAshcroft" is still rattling around in there also
Reminder to be careful how you dispose of string, twine, hair extensions, dental floss etc.
Also that attaching a seam ripper to your keys opens up all sorts of possibilities
Also that attaching a seam ripper to your keys opens up all sorts of possibilities
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reminder to be careful how you dispose of string, twine, hair extensions, dental floss etc.
Also that attaching a seam ripper to your keys opens up all sorts of possibilities
Also that attaching a seam ripper to your keys opens up all sorts of possibilities
Don't outsource your thinking to a machine
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Don't outsource your thinking to a machine
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Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
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“My government has a relentless focus on looking after British citizens. Unless you’re kidnapped at sea, in which case good fucking luck I guess LOL”
Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”
October 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“My government has a relentless focus on looking after British citizens. Unless you’re kidnapped at sea, in which case good fucking luck I guess LOL”
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Fuck each and every one of this cavalcade of pantomime villains
Refugees will be stripped of their automatic right to bring over family members under harsh new immigration rules unveiled by Labour
Labour strip refugees of family reunion rights in 'abhorrent' new policy
www.thenational.scot
October 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Fuck each and every one of this cavalcade of pantomime villains
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Krishnan Guru Murthy, "Isn't it a bit insulting to say to an Indian doctor who is working 60-70 hours a week that in order to get settled status he's got to volunteer?"
Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country"
Labour have gone utterly bonkers
Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country"
Labour have gone utterly bonkers
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Krishnan Guru Murthy, "Isn't it a bit insulting to say to an Indian doctor who is working 60-70 hours a week that in order to get settled status he's got to volunteer?"
Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country"
Labour have gone utterly bonkers
Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country"
Labour have gone utterly bonkers
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It really is just relentless the constant dehumanisation in this country. Prove you deserve to be here. Prove you deserve to be cared for. Prove your gender. Prove you deserve to have human rights. Prove you deserve to stay after a whole decade. It just chisels away at your humanity
Just fuck off with this. How about start the conversation by highlighting how much immigrants contribute to the UK - not least by propping up the NHS and social care system!
Also - forced volunteering is not volunteering, it's unpaid labour.
Also - forced volunteering is not volunteering, it's unpaid labour.
September 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
It really is just relentless the constant dehumanisation in this country. Prove you deserve to be here. Prove you deserve to be cared for. Prove your gender. Prove you deserve to have human rights. Prove you deserve to stay after a whole decade. It just chisels away at your humanity
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