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Max Carnage
@maxcarnage.bsky.social
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Photographer and commission miniature painter based in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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The Pricemaster. He demands tens of thousands of dollars for yard sale crap, there's a whole video
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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This would have been my entry had time allowed

#ArmiesOnParade #Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity
A collection of Warhammer figures. The Primarch Lion El'Johnson leads an elite force of Dark Angels: Belial, Asmodai, Deathwing Knights, Inner Circle Companions and a truly ancient Saturnine Dreadnaught in First Legion colours. They wield swords the colour of hot iron and wear tartan robes
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Met this incredible dug earlier
A husky with one brown eye and one blue eye, being gorgeous
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Look at this wee guy. Then go to bed
A white bun with a black heart shape around his eye
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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"look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"
Pablo, a gorgeous sandy pitbull. He's resting his head on the arm of a mysteriously-chewed up sofa, his face basked in golden sunlight
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Pablo is pupside-down
A pitbull rolling around on the couch like a big daft eejit
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Reminder to be careful how you dispose of string, twine, hair extensions, dental floss etc.

Also that attaching a seam ripper to your keys opens up all sorts of possibilities
A pigeon with green string all tangled round its toes. The string was removed without injury to the pigeon Shot showing how both of the pigeon's feet were tied together, hobbling it.
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Washtime!
October 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Look at this idiot
Oscar, a black and white cat, a soft boy, a perfect angel
October 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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It's ya boi from the 2nd Edition box
A Blood Angels Captain painted in the style of the character from the 2nd Edition box art: vibrant red armour with yellow and black trim. He has a cool back banner and a cape and is standing on a tactical rock
October 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Pals
A gorgeous mottled white-grey-purple pigeon perched on my arm. Another perfect pigeon pal is perched either side. In the background, the carnage of Sauchiehall Street
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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No sign of that either
Error Level Analysis of the image showing it's all a single photograph
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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The Saturnine dreadnought is a lovely kit
Photograph of a Warhammer miniature: a Saturnine dreadnought. It's a large armoured fighting suit painted in the colours of the First Legion: black with red and silver details. One of the massive pauldrons is checked red and cream, and there are also checked patterns on the lower leg plates. One weapon glows blue, the other a fiery orange. The model is striding through dust and rubble, stepping on the body of what could be a member of the Fallen.
September 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Prague is a city with a frankly exhausting amount of gorgeous architecture and over a thousand years of history and I think my favourite thing about the place might be these wee guys
A nutria, which is a sort of capybara/beaver hybrid, sitting in the river holding a carrot in its wee guy hands
September 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Picasso at fourteen would like a word
Picasso's First Communion, a detailed, realistic religious scene that he painted when he was fourteen for fuck's sake
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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🎶Hitler, has only got one ball
The other, is in the ...
A building which bears the legend "NADMUSEEM"
September 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Counterpoint
An extremely soft bun. Her name is Cali. Her fur is grey. She wants you to live
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Had a lot of fun painting up Centos in 2nd Ed box art colours. He's taking aim at a cardboard ork dredd just offscreen

#warhammer40k #spacemarine #wepaintminis
Painted Warhammer 40k miniature: Space Marine Captain Centos. He's painted to resemble the central figure of the iconic 2nd edition box art: Blood Angels red with strong black and yellow elements, flame details, white hair, a red-cased bionic eye.
August 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! Use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.
Mathaela, Oracle of the Abyss, from Age of Sigmar's Idoneth Deepkin range. She is floating in midair and directing a swarm of sea creatures. Palette is fire/ice
August 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Really enjoyed painting this weird sea elf, despite not playing Age of Sigmar. The Idoneth Deepkin sculpts are spectacular.

Mathaela, Oracle of the Abyss
Front view of Mathaela, Oracle of the Abyss. She's an Age of Sigmar miniature from the Idoneth Deepkin faction. They're elves but with sea creatures? It's a vibe. Anyway, there's a whole fire/ice theme going on, palette is all blues and oranges. There's a cool anglerfish and some sort of crustacean. Side view of Mathaela, Oracle of the Abyss. She's an Age of Sigmar miniature from the Idoneth Deepkin faction. They're elves but with sea creatures? It's a vibe. This side is mostly the orange sea creatures though there's still a good view of the anglerfish Back view of Mathaela, Oracle of the Abyss. She's an Age of Sigmar miniature from the Idoneth Deepkin faction. They're elves but with sea creatures? It's a vibe. Anyway, there's a whole fire/ice theme going on, palette is all blues and oranges. I'm happy with how neat the back looks. Trust me, it's neat. Front view of Mathaela, Oracle of the Abyss. She's an Age of Sigmar miniature from the Idoneth Deepkin faction. They're elves but with sea creatures? It's a vibe. Anyway, there's a whole fire/ice theme going on, palette is all blues and oranges. From this side we see more of the blue sea creatures, they look hungry
August 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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A dramatic sunset, orange-red sun bottom-centre in the image, illuminating thin strips and wisps of cloud
August 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Why does this dog look like he's about to tell me my choice of holy grail was poor
Just an ancient dog, a lil white yappy terrier lad, eyes squinted shut, the weight of centuries upon his brow
August 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Patrick Wolf played a DJ set at McSorley's 18 years ago
Black and white photo of Patrick Wolf in his fluffy blond era, holding a small box in both hands and wondering what he's doing in a pub full of auld das at lunchtime
August 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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"I want birds to find me irresistible"

*finger curls on monkey's paw*
#pigeonsky
August 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Today's birds: intense #pigeonsky
Some idiot covered in pigeons who did *not* want to let them leave
July 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM