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Best of the day so far - Rogue River Blue from Oregon.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Best of the day so far - Rogue River Blue from Oregon.
Sending this to my partner.
“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sending this to my partner.
Gotta admit, I get a tad judgy when someone uses the lift to go one floor.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Gotta admit, I get a tad judgy when someone uses the lift to go one floor.
My kid has been home from college for about an hour and I swear he’s already emptied the fridge.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My kid has been home from college for about an hour and I swear he’s already emptied the fridge.
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Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
My kid comes home from college today and I am ridiculously excited about it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My kid comes home from college today and I am ridiculously excited about it.
Turkey chili kinda night
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Turkey chili kinda night
Yeah, our government is wacko, but Florida life is pretty great.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yeah, our government is wacko, but Florida life is pretty great.
I like to think Bond turned into Jackson Lamb.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I like to think Bond turned into Jackson Lamb.
I still have the t-shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I still have the t-shirt.
I still have the t-shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I still have the t-shirt.
They’re tear gassing kids.
Heartbreaking: Under Trump's ICE terror, a 2-year-old Chicago girl was tear-gassed while walking with her mom-burning eyes, screams of
'Ouch! Mommy!' This isn't enforcement; it's state-sponsored child abuse.
'Ouch! Mommy!' This isn't enforcement; it's state-sponsored child abuse.
Chicago residents say kids tear-gassed due to nearby immigration enforcement
A Chicago mother tells NBC News she and her 2-year-old were hit with a chemical agent. Many residents say the city wasn’t a “war zone”— until immigration agents swept through.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They’re tear gassing kids.
I may be too old to adopt “suck a fuck” into my lexicon but I really want to.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I may be too old to adopt “suck a fuck” into my lexicon but I really want to.
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There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.
There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.
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Lovely way to finish the visit.
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lovely way to finish the visit.
Lovely way to finish the visit.
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lovely way to finish the visit.
Morning walk in Maine
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Morning walk in Maine
This should count as two wins for the Blue Jays.
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This should count as two wins for the Blue Jays.
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Sade - No Ordinary Love (Live)
YouTube video by DJ DA VINCI
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sade - No Ordinary Love (Live)
YouTube video by DJ DA VINCI
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My kid sent this picture this morning.
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My kid sent this picture this morning.