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Florida Man. Public Enemy once liked one of my posts.
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"Randrianirina’s office said around 75% of the city’s infrastructure had been damaged or destroyed
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Power has been cut off in Toamasina since Tuesday."
Death toll rises to 31 after Tropical Cyclone Gezani hits Madagascar and crushes houses
Authorities in Madagascar say at least 31 people have died after Tropical Cyclone Gezani hit the large Indian Ocean island.
apnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Flopalooza
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Beginning to think @darthbluesky.bsky.social was right to hibernate.
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Made challah tonight.
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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"We tried to tell y'all."

– Ancient African-American proverb
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
My wife pronounces “across” with a “t”. We’ve been married 20+ years and I still cringe.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)

Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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The next Murderbot book, Platform Decay, is also available in the Barnes & Noble preorder sale: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/platform-d... #booksky
Platform Decay (Murderbot Diaries #8)|Hardcover
Everyone's favorite lethal SecUnit is back in the next installment of Martha Wells' bestselling and award-winning Murderbot Diaries series.Having someone else support your bad decision feels kind of g...
www.barnesandnoble.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sure is nice to have Mike Evans back.
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just a handsome boy
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sending this to my partner.
“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Gotta admit, I get a tad judgy when someone uses the lift to go one floor.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
My kid has been home from college for about an hour and I swear he’s already emptied the fridge.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Trump: anything else pal?

Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?

Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Trump: anything else pal?

Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?

Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My kid comes home from college today and I am ridiculously excited about it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Turkey chili kinda night
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Yeah, our government is wacko, but Florida life is pretty great.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I like to think Bond turned into Jackson Lamb.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I still have the t-shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM