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Yeah, my brother is bedridden from a stroke so I get it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yeah, my brother is bedridden from a stroke so I get it.
The house I just bought has a wet bar in the master bedroom so that would probably freak this person out.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The house I just bought has a wet bar in the master bedroom so that would probably freak this person out.
As a former baker, it’s weird not getting up at 4 each morning to start the dough.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a former baker, it’s weird not getting up at 4 each morning to start the dough.
Love this story. I was USAID and have spent Thanksgivings in Malawi, Ethiopia, and Sierra Leone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Love this story. I was USAID and have spent Thanksgivings in Malawi, Ethiopia, and Sierra Leone.
Can be served hot or cold.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Can be served hot or cold.
I’m sure my kids have grown tired of hearing me tell them how proud of them I am.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m sure my kids have grown tired of hearing me tell them how proud of them I am.
Steaks and stone crab in our home.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Steaks and stone crab in our home.
St. Marks in Capital Hill is a wonderful parish.
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
St. Marks in Capital Hill is a wonderful parish.
The obvious answer is to go back to bed.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The obvious answer is to go back to bed.
That’s how George Lucas defended Jar Jar Binks. Like R2D2, he was a character created to entertain children.
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That’s how George Lucas defended Jar Jar Binks. Like R2D2, he was a character created to entertain children.
He’d be hitting on the youngest woman in the bar by his third G&T and you could just leave him behind.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
He’d be hitting on the youngest woman in the bar by his third G&T and you could just leave him behind.
Look like the smoking lounges at Charles de Gaulle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Look like the smoking lounges at Charles de Gaulle.
They’ve been married 38 years now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
They’ve been married 38 years now.
When my brother first brought his girlfriend, who is allergic to shellfish, to Thanksgiving my mother put oysters in the dressing claiming it was tradition. It was not tradition.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When my brother first brought his girlfriend, who is allergic to shellfish, to Thanksgiving my mother put oysters in the dressing claiming it was tradition. It was not tradition.
It is an honor to serve.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It is an honor to serve.
I’ve worked in Sierra Leone, so, yes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ve worked in Sierra Leone, so, yes.
Forgot that the east side of Russia reaches past China.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Forgot that the east side of Russia reaches past China.
South Korea, North Korea, and China?
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
South Korea, North Korea, and China?
Whatever I cook for my wife and myself? Triple it when he’s home.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whatever I cook for my wife and myself? Triple it when he’s home.
My kid came home from college. I get to cook for him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My kid came home from college. I get to cook for him.