All-Devouring Scourge of Terra (Mrs.)
@martianempress.bsky.social
Empress* Rezeya I of House Montecore-St-Hobbes, Sovereign* of Mars, not* just some bitchy tiger-thing squatting in a derelict military base as the vile* deceitful* Solar Annotators would have you believe
50, she/her/Your Majesty*
[*disputed—SolAnn]
50, she/her/Your Majesty*
[*disputed—SolAnn]
i really do have the greatest cats ever though 💖
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i really do have the greatest cats ever though 💖
I swear to Bast, this video has saved my relationship with @egypturnash.bsky.social a hundred times over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXm...
Because we really do this to each other when we're feeling snitty. It's SO THERAPEUTIC. The key to not getting stuck in a loop is NEVER HAVING IT OUT IN WORDS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXm...
Because we really do this to each other when we're feeling snitty. It's SO THERAPEUTIC. The key to not getting stuck in a loop is NEVER HAVING IT OUT IN WORDS.
Two Lynx in Ontario Have Intense Conversation
YouTube video by Storyful Viral
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November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I swear to Bast, this video has saved my relationship with @egypturnash.bsky.social a hundred times over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXm...
Because we really do this to each other when we're feeling snitty. It's SO THERAPEUTIC. The key to not getting stuck in a loop is NEVER HAVING IT OUT IN WORDS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXm...
Because we really do this to each other when we're feeling snitty. It's SO THERAPEUTIC. The key to not getting stuck in a loop is NEVER HAVING IT OUT IN WORDS.
My gender is basically "that little village on the border between one peaceful democratic nation and one brutal autocratic one, and every six months the border shifts and you have to pretend you're something you are absolutely not for a little while, until the cavalry comes and reclaims you."
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My gender is basically "that little village on the border between one peaceful democratic nation and one brutal autocratic one, and every six months the border shifts and you have to pretend you're something you are absolutely not for a little while, until the cavalry comes and reclaims you."
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
On Cinema at the Cinema is the greatest soap opera that's ever aired.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
On Cinema at the Cinema is the greatest soap opera that's ever aired.
Have YOU heard the good news according to Saint Hobbes? Pounce and chew a friend today!
#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/Fe0t_ASXoAEi9tK.jpg
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Have YOU heard the good news according to Saint Hobbes? Pounce and chew a friend today!
Okay, so what's the current roster of "roguelite casino" games? AFAIK we got...
Balatro (poker)
Cloverpit/Luck Be A Landlord (slots)
Bingle Bingle (roulette)
Aotenjo (mahjong)
Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers (blackjack)
Insider Trading (stonks)
Are there any I've missed? Is there Baccarat yet?😺
Balatro (poker)
Cloverpit/Luck Be A Landlord (slots)
Bingle Bingle (roulette)
Aotenjo (mahjong)
Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers (blackjack)
Insider Trading (stonks)
Are there any I've missed? Is there Baccarat yet?😺
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Okay, so what's the current roster of "roguelite casino" games? AFAIK we got...
Balatro (poker)
Cloverpit/Luck Be A Landlord (slots)
Bingle Bingle (roulette)
Aotenjo (mahjong)
Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers (blackjack)
Insider Trading (stonks)
Are there any I've missed? Is there Baccarat yet?😺
Balatro (poker)
Cloverpit/Luck Be A Landlord (slots)
Bingle Bingle (roulette)
Aotenjo (mahjong)
Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers (blackjack)
Insider Trading (stonks)
Are there any I've missed? Is there Baccarat yet?😺
squad goals 😼
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
squad goals 😼
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-horror with intertitles
-Midwestern Shakespeare
-space truckers
-apopheniac bait
-dehumanized plastic ""dystopia""
-horror with intertitles
-Midwestern Shakespeare
-space truckers
-apopheniac bait
-dehumanized plastic ""dystopia""
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine
(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine
(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-horror with intertitles
-Midwestern Shakespeare
-space truckers
-apopheniac bait
-dehumanized plastic ""dystopia""
-horror with intertitles
-Midwestern Shakespeare
-space truckers
-apopheniac bait
-dehumanized plastic ""dystopia""
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My favorite flavor of giallo: fashionable haunted women in existential crisis mode aka haute paranoia
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My favorite flavor of giallo: fashionable haunted women in existential crisis mode aka haute paranoia
ah to be known as "the kevin bacon of furverts"
so what's the furry equivalent of an Erdős number?
so what's the furry equivalent of an Erdős number?
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
ah to be known as "the kevin bacon of furverts"
so what's the furry equivalent of an Erdős number?
so what's the furry equivalent of an Erdős number?
TIL that "Born Slippy" of Underworld/Trainspotting fame was a racing greyhound. Karl Hyde won a bunch of cash off of him, went and got pissed, and then wrote a techno anthem about it and the joys of MDMA.
Man, I've wasted my life. And not taken enough psychedelics. Or bet on enough stupid things.
Man, I've wasted my life. And not taken enough psychedelics. Or bet on enough stupid things.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
TIL that "Born Slippy" of Underworld/Trainspotting fame was a racing greyhound. Karl Hyde won a bunch of cash off of him, went and got pissed, and then wrote a techno anthem about it and the joys of MDMA.
Man, I've wasted my life. And not taken enough psychedelics. Or bet on enough stupid things.
Man, I've wasted my life. And not taken enough psychedelics. Or bet on enough stupid things.
I'm digging #Pluribus but I'm hoping it might drift away from the cliche of "the Hive is totally synchronized & united." Maybe it's an effect of [SPOILER] but... if a composite human is anything like us singletons, shouldn't it be a big ol' lovable mess of repressed, irrational subconscious urges?
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm digging #Pluribus but I'm hoping it might drift away from the cliche of "the Hive is totally synchronized & united." Maybe it's an effect of [SPOILER] but... if a composite human is anything like us singletons, shouldn't it be a big ol' lovable mess of repressed, irrational subconscious urges?
If there's one adolescent metaphysical notion from pop culture I'd love to see turn out true...
It's the "Supercontext" from Invisibles. And/or or the post-credits cocktail party in Danger 5.
After death, masks off, roles off, enmities gone, and we can just... hang out.
And there's snacks.🐯
It's the "Supercontext" from Invisibles. And/or or the post-credits cocktail party in Danger 5.
After death, masks off, roles off, enmities gone, and we can just... hang out.
And there's snacks.🐯
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If there's one adolescent metaphysical notion from pop culture I'd love to see turn out true...
It's the "Supercontext" from Invisibles. And/or or the post-credits cocktail party in Danger 5.
After death, masks off, roles off, enmities gone, and we can just... hang out.
And there's snacks.🐯
It's the "Supercontext" from Invisibles. And/or or the post-credits cocktail party in Danger 5.
After death, masks off, roles off, enmities gone, and we can just... hang out.
And there's snacks.🐯
Is anybody else out there watching The Chair Company? I'd love to have someone to rave at about it, but my wife couldn't be less interested. And I think I've already used up my lifetime allowance for summarizing TV shows at her.😅
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is anybody else out there watching The Chair Company? I'd love to have someone to rave at about it, but my wife couldn't be less interested. And I think I've already used up my lifetime allowance for summarizing TV shows at her.😅
I don't want to spoil anything about Pluribus.
But I think I'm rooting against our protagonist.
I *love* Carol. I really feel for Carol. I identify a *lot* with Carol. I want Karen to be happy.
But these days it's real hard for me to root for anything but Team Sell Out Humanity.
But I think I'm rooting against our protagonist.
I *love* Carol. I really feel for Carol. I identify a *lot* with Carol. I want Karen to be happy.
But these days it's real hard for me to root for anything but Team Sell Out Humanity.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don't want to spoil anything about Pluribus.
But I think I'm rooting against our protagonist.
I *love* Carol. I really feel for Carol. I identify a *lot* with Carol. I want Karen to be happy.
But these days it's real hard for me to root for anything but Team Sell Out Humanity.
But I think I'm rooting against our protagonist.
I *love* Carol. I really feel for Carol. I identify a *lot* with Carol. I want Karen to be happy.
But these days it's real hard for me to root for anything but Team Sell Out Humanity.
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
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a girl can be a numbers station. the eerie droning of seemingly random numbers transmitted through the airwaves can be a girl
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
a girl can be a numbers station. the eerie droning of seemingly random numbers transmitted through the airwaves can be a girl
Sneak preview from No Pizza On Luna Ch.2, starting soon!
See Alba deal with deep philosophical issues in a composed and sensible fashion!
Also there will be nine-dimensional pizza.
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
See Alba deal with deep philosophical issues in a composed and sensible fashion!
Also there will be nine-dimensional pizza.
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sneak preview from No Pizza On Luna Ch.2, starting soon!
See Alba deal with deep philosophical issues in a composed and sensible fashion!
Also there will be nine-dimensional pizza.
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
See Alba deal with deep philosophical issues in a composed and sensible fashion!
Also there will be nine-dimensional pizza.
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.
Me: I wrote a book of forbidden knowledge. I really tried to figure out how to include it, but job interviewers kept reading the title and dying. It's called [REDACTED]... Oh. Huh.
*pokes w/stick*
No great loss. Guess y'all have a new opening.
Me: I wrote a book of forbidden knowledge. I really tried to figure out how to include it, but job interviewers kept reading the title and dying. It's called [REDACTED]... Oh. Huh.
*pokes w/stick*
No great loss. Guess y'all have a new opening.
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.
Me: Are you familiar with time dilation?
Me: Are you familiar with time dilation?
Interviewer: please explain this gap in your resume
Me: that’s where I impaled it on my horn
Me: that’s where I impaled it on my horn
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.
Me: I wrote a book of forbidden knowledge. I really tried to figure out how to include it, but job interviewers kept reading the title and dying. It's called [REDACTED]... Oh. Huh.
*pokes w/stick*
No great loss. Guess y'all have a new opening.
Me: I wrote a book of forbidden knowledge. I really tried to figure out how to include it, but job interviewers kept reading the title and dying. It's called [REDACTED]... Oh. Huh.
*pokes w/stick*
No great loss. Guess y'all have a new opening.
current mood
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
current mood
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October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
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October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Happy Spooky Month and listen to my NSFW prestige audio drama "Blood Doll"!
www.blooddollpod.com
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #transgender #audiodrama #blooddoll #notreadyforopsecplayers
www.blooddollpod.com
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #transgender #audiodrama #blooddoll #notreadyforopsecplayers
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Happy Spooky Month and listen to my NSFW prestige audio drama "Blood Doll"!
www.blooddollpod.com
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #transgender #audiodrama #blooddoll #notreadyforopsecplayers
www.blooddollpod.com
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #transgender #audiodrama #blooddoll #notreadyforopsecplayers