Marnie Warner
@marniemcflyva.bsky.social
Audio drama voice actor. Sometime musical theater maven. She/her, disaster bi. https://marniewarner.carrd.co/
Me literally every weekday post-work
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Me literally every weekday post-work
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I’m popcorn.
(yes, this is real)
Hello, I’m popcorn.
(yes, this is real)
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I’m popcorn.
(yes, this is real)
Hello, I’m popcorn.
(yes, this is real)
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Whoops, I’m president now 😂
Soooo I’m an interdimensional warlock-ninja.
Or a consulting detective, if we’re counting short stories.
Or a consulting detective, if we’re counting short stories.
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Whoops, I’m president now 😂
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"10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notice to the impish man who checked out 'Tom Sawyer' months ago and listed last known address as 'Heaven.' Men like this are why I’m a single spinster."
A Day in the Life of Mary Hatch in the Alternate Bedford Falls
7:00-8:30 A.M. Wake up whenever I want—no kids! 9 A.M. Open library, feeling refreshed and ready for the day. 10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notic...
buff.ly
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notice to the impish man who checked out 'Tom Sawyer' months ago and listed last known address as 'Heaven.' Men like this are why I’m a single spinster."
Aaaand once again missed that an episode I’m in dropped. Come hear me the absolute best friend in the world!
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Aaaand once again missed that an episode I’m in dropped. Come hear me the absolute best friend in the world!
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I said roughly ten percent of the things I could have said about Rob Reiner.
Remembering Rob Reiner, who made movies for people who love them
The movies Reiner directed, from A Few Good Men to The Princess Bride, weren't just good — they were people's favorites, the types of films people come back to again and again.
www.npr.org
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I said roughly ten percent of the things I could have said about Rob Reiner.
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Wrote about how the late, great Rob Reiner had the most impossible 7-movie beginning to any director's career, and yet that's not even what he was most famous for:
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Wrote about how the late, great Rob Reiner had the most impossible 7-movie beginning to any director's career, and yet that's not even what he was most famous for:
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Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
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What have I done
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What have I done
An adaptation of The Dark is Rising (and the rest of the series) that is actually good and, like…accurate to the books.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
An adaptation of The Dark is Rising (and the rest of the series) that is actually good and, like…accurate to the books.
Thanksgiving is now just me and my parents. We celebrate on Wednesday and my father makes whatever we agree we feel like eating this year. We talk, maybe we watch a movie. Then I can spend the next 4 days straight on my couch in sweatpants. This approach is fine. Any approach is fine!
I don’t know how your family works, but I know how Event Journalism works, and I’m just saying: Take all the food content as fun, as exploratory, as interesting.
But you can just make dinner. It’s fine. When you stop enjoying thinking about it, think about it less.
Happy Thanksgiving! (/fin)
But you can just make dinner. It’s fine. When you stop enjoying thinking about it, think about it less.
Happy Thanksgiving! (/fin)
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thanksgiving is now just me and my parents. We celebrate on Wednesday and my father makes whatever we agree we feel like eating this year. We talk, maybe we watch a movie. Then I can spend the next 4 days straight on my couch in sweatpants. This approach is fine. Any approach is fine!
I mean, do what you want, I can’t stop you, but if your “podcast” is only available on video I am not watching it and if it’s *also* available on video…well, I’m not watching that either, probably.
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I mean, do what you want, I can’t stop you, but if your “podcast” is only available on video I am not watching it and if it’s *also* available on video…well, I’m not watching that either, probably.
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So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”
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Happy Halloween! Do you want a trick (scary podcast) or a treat (comfy podcast)? Take your pick...
... or let a D6 decide for you.
... or let a D6 decide for you.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Happy Halloween! Do you want a trick (scary podcast) or a treat (comfy podcast)? Take your pick...
... or let a D6 decide for you.
... or let a D6 decide for you.
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Want to be a real-life superhero? I've set up a virtual food drive to raise funds for Northern Illinois Food Bank.
For anyone who donates before Nov. 14, you'll get thanked in THE BRIGHTEST BLAZE.
Food is a basic human right. Let's lend a hand, friends.
support.solvehungertoday.org/fundraiser/6...
For anyone who donates before Nov. 14, you'll get thanked in THE BRIGHTEST BLAZE.
Food is a basic human right. Let's lend a hand, friends.
support.solvehungertoday.org/fundraiser/6...
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Want to be a real-life superhero? I've set up a virtual food drive to raise funds for Northern Illinois Food Bank.
For anyone who donates before Nov. 14, you'll get thanked in THE BRIGHTEST BLAZE.
Food is a basic human right. Let's lend a hand, friends.
support.solvehungertoday.org/fundraiser/6...
For anyone who donates before Nov. 14, you'll get thanked in THE BRIGHTEST BLAZE.
Food is a basic human right. Let's lend a hand, friends.
support.solvehungertoday.org/fundraiser/6...
Them: Hey, Marnie, how come you’ve been watching The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Bob Newhart Show?
Me: *gestures wearily at the world *
(adding in I will not consume anything post-apocalyptic any more; I just cannot)
Me: *gestures wearily at the world *
(adding in I will not consume anything post-apocalyptic any more; I just cannot)
Unless I absolutely must for professional reasons, I will not be watching your nuclear war movie. I will not be watching your incredibly bleak and depressing murder show. I will not be watching your artistic despair. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t order water when I’m already bailing my boat.
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Them: Hey, Marnie, how come you’ve been watching The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Bob Newhart Show?
Me: *gestures wearily at the world *
(adding in I will not consume anything post-apocalyptic any more; I just cannot)
Me: *gestures wearily at the world *
(adding in I will not consume anything post-apocalyptic any more; I just cannot)
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
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The No Kings March in Chicago is one of the largest gatherings I’ve seen here. Looking down from by the river, the crowd stretches for blocks down Michigan Ave and wraps around Wacker Dr. This video is from a few minutes ago and the end of the protest is nowhere in sight.
@blockclubchi.bsky.social
@blockclubchi.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The No Kings March in Chicago is one of the largest gatherings I’ve seen here. Looking down from by the river, the crowd stretches for blocks down Michigan Ave and wraps around Wacker Dr. This video is from a few minutes ago and the end of the protest is nowhere in sight.
@blockclubchi.bsky.social
@blockclubchi.bsky.social
Three mysterious figures appear…
playlist.megaphone.fm?e=FAFO241844...
Our second episode of Dracula: 2004 is out now!
Jonathan meets the other residents of Castle Dracula.
Find our website here: dracula2004.wordpress.com
You can subscribe to our show on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Our second episode of Dracula: 2004 is out now!
Jonathan meets the other residents of Castle Dracula.
Find our website here: dracula2004.wordpress.com
You can subscribe to our show on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Three mysterious figures appear…
The toast eating will continue until morale improves
October 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The toast eating will continue until morale improves
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Updates about what's been happening in Chicago can be found mostly on Threads. If you have an account there look for independent news spots like Block Club Chicago, The Tribe, Chicago Reader, & WBEZ.
I'm told that nearly none of my friends or family outside of the city knows what's going on. Scary.
I'm told that nearly none of my friends or family outside of the city knows what's going on. Scary.
October 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Updates about what's been happening in Chicago can be found mostly on Threads. If you have an account there look for independent news spots like Block Club Chicago, The Tribe, Chicago Reader, & WBEZ.
I'm told that nearly none of my friends or family outside of the city knows what's going on. Scary.
I'm told that nearly none of my friends or family outside of the city knows what's going on. Scary.
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Our first episode of Dracula: 2004 is out now!
Jonathan Harker, solicitor, arrives in Romania, listens to a voicemail from Mina, records his travel log, and meets his employer’s new client: Count Dracula.
playlist.megaphone.fm?e=FAFO106879...
Jonathan Harker, solicitor, arrives in Romania, listens to a voicemail from Mina, records his travel log, and meets his employer’s new client: Count Dracula.
playlist.megaphone.fm?e=FAFO106879...
October 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Our first episode of Dracula: 2004 is out now!
Jonathan Harker, solicitor, arrives in Romania, listens to a voicemail from Mina, records his travel log, and meets his employer’s new client: Count Dracula.
playlist.megaphone.fm?e=FAFO106879...
Jonathan Harker, solicitor, arrives in Romania, listens to a voicemail from Mina, records his travel log, and meets his employer’s new client: Count Dracula.
playlist.megaphone.fm?e=FAFO106879...
A neat little thing I did! Preorder Courtney’s book and get a bonus audio cutscene!
I just sent this off to the sound designer, and it's going to be amazing. Want to listen? Preorder HIGHER MAGIC & fill out this form: forms.fillout.com/t/j9PRD7TsMsus.
You'll also get a copy of Bartleby's class syllabus, which includes some fun world building easter eggs!
You'll also get a copy of Bartleby's class syllabus, which includes some fun world building easter eggs!
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A neat little thing I did! Preorder Courtney’s book and get a bonus audio cutscene!