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Marley Rose-Teter
@marleyroseteter.bsky.social
Author of THE BONE BRIDES (Oct 6, 2026, Page Street). Theatre director. Occasional anime panelist. Once jammed a knife into my leg while carving a pumpkin. Queerer and queerer. She/her. Rep: Hannah Andrade
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Well, the rabbit's out of the PM bag! I have a lot of thoughts on what it means at last to be fulfilling the dream I've nurtured since I was 7 years old, but for right now I'm afraid all I have for you is the mental image of me flapping in a circle while I shout, I'M GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!
Yup. My dad didn't know that his OWN name was John until he was in maybe kindergarten and his parents were like, "Do you want to go by, y'know, the name on your birth certificate?" and he took one look at the other 9 or so Johns in the class and was like, "Nope. I'll keep being Sandy."
But yeah, super common for older people to be like "my dumb bible name is boring as hell, I'm one of 12 Johns in my year, so I've decided that everyone will call me Budd from now on" and people just shrugged and called them Budd and nobody has called them anything else for 50+ years since.
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Today I learned why blurbs are called "blurbs"! (From THE UNTOLD STORY OF BOOKS, by Michael Castleman)
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Mamdani apparently just pulled the kid out of the Omelas hole. Turns out we could've done it anytime
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
In middle school, I quit out of the junior sorority program that would've ended with a "debutante ball" because I didn't fit in. In college, no sorority wanted me---and although I was embarrassed, it was fine. They weren't my people, and I'd mostly just wanted to know that I'd given the idea a shot.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It has just come to my attention that not everyone went through a teenage obsession with Branwell Bronte phase?
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
Stay warm out there, it's Manul Monday!
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.
An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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best owl photo i ever took.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.

Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago

Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As I passed some Girl Scouts outside the grocery store yesterday, I heard one of their mothers ask them, "Hey, should I ask AI to make a chant for you guys?"

And they all immediately shouted, "NO!"

The kids are all right. But what the fuck is wrong with the adults???
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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In celebration of today's full moon, the last full Moon of meteorological winter, I'll post my fox curled up in snow once more 🦊❄️🌕
#FullMoon #SnowMoon #FoxoftheDay
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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"Grace & Jo Have Never Solved a Murder" is now available to pre-order! Check out this amazing cover by El Stanton!

angryrobotbooks.my.canva.site/datura-books...

#coverreveal #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #amwriting
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Okay, look, I wanna say something about this, because I know a lot of people are like "oh look the weird nerds are having a Day" and yes, we are.

But this is not really about 3D printing so much as it is about community.
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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"The perfect side eye doesn't exist" proved wrong😍
This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It's a good day to throw beans at demons.
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Just saw someone typo "non-profit" as "non-prophet," and---I dunno, maybe I'm just tired, but---I'm absolutely tickled.
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This stopped me in my tracks because I realized: I don't know. I know WHEN and WHENCE my family came, but I have no idea WHY.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I think if I could run about screaming the way I imagine this bird screaming, I might be healed.
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
It's taken a year and a half, but we finally finished our kitchen cabinets. Please enjoy a sampling of the cabinet pulls, which are all different and mostly beautiful...with a few funny ones mixed in ^.~
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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We need to shut down the word "performative" until we can figure out what the hell is going on. Of course adopting symbols of protest and resistance is performative! Performance is a core strategy for mass movements!! That's why the call them demonstrations!!!
"In response to criticisms she's heard about the hat being 'performative,' Mashaal, the shop owner, said the thousands of dollars that have gone toward supporting their community speaks for itself."
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 10d
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Hundreds of students at local high schools walked out two days ago in protest of ICE, and I am so proud of them and also so INFURIATED at the adults posting on Nextdoor that the students "have no idea what they're protesting and just want an excuse to get out of school."
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
F1 dragons, y'all.
It is my utter pleasure to present the cover for my forthcoming sports romantasy novel, FIRE POWER, thanks to the incredible design and illustration talents of Alice Clark and Vic Cavalieri. Get ready for dragons, villains, passion, and danger. Ride or die, baby!
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The snowdrops in our garden have all started blooming in the past week or two. Perhaps I'll bring a bouquet inside.
🤍🌱🤍Snowdrops symbolise hope and the promise of Spring. In Herefordshire, bunches would be brought indoors at Candlemas to purify and protect the household - but bringing in a single bloom was said to be unlucky, or even a portent of death.
#FolkyFriday #FolkloreSunday #Imbolc
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM