Marley Rose-Teter
@marleyroseteter.bsky.social
Author of THE BONE BRIDES (Oct 6, 2026, Page Street). Theatre director. Occasional anime panelist. Once jammed a knife into my leg while carving a pumpkin. Queerer and queerer. She/her. Rep: Hannah Andrade
Pinned
Well, the rabbit's out of the PM bag! I have a lot of thoughts on what it means at last to be fulfilling the dream I've nurtured since I was 7 years old, but for right now I'm afraid all I have for you is the mental image of me flapping in a circle while I shout, I'M GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!
Yup. My dad didn't know that his OWN name was John until he was in maybe kindergarten and his parents were like, "Do you want to go by, y'know, the name on your birth certificate?" and he took one look at the other 9 or so Johns in the class and was like, "Nope. I'll keep being Sandy."
But yeah, super common for older people to be like "my dumb bible name is boring as hell, I'm one of 12 Johns in my year, so I've decided that everyone will call me Budd from now on" and people just shrugged and called them Budd and nobody has called them anything else for 50+ years since.
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Yup. My dad didn't know that his OWN name was John until he was in maybe kindergarten and his parents were like, "Do you want to go by, y'know, the name on your birth certificate?" and he took one look at the other 9 or so Johns in the class and was like, "Nope. I'll keep being Sandy."
This is the story of my life. I am usually too hot, but on rare occasion I, for no discernible reason, become too cold and find it utterly impossible to get warm enough again.
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This is the story of my life. I am usually too hot, but on rare occasion I, for no discernible reason, become too cold and find it utterly impossible to get warm enough again.
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Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
1. Yes!
2. Alas, no. (Or, at least, I don't believe I ever have.)
California Bay Area.
2. Alas, no. (Or, at least, I don't believe I ever have.)
California Bay Area.
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
1. Yes!
2. Alas, no. (Or, at least, I don't believe I ever have.)
California Bay Area.
2. Alas, no. (Or, at least, I don't believe I ever have.)
California Bay Area.
I nearly sent this directly to you, so certain was I that you'd appreciate it!
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I nearly sent this directly to you, so certain was I that you'd appreciate it!
Today I learned why blurbs are called "blurbs"! (From THE UNTOLD STORY OF BOOKS, by Michael Castleman)
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Today I learned why blurbs are called "blurbs"! (From THE UNTOLD STORY OF BOOKS, by Michael Castleman)
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Mamdani apparently just pulled the kid out of the Omelas hole. Turns out we could've done it anytime
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Mamdani apparently just pulled the kid out of the Omelas hole. Turns out we could've done it anytime
So it’s pretty darn awesome, now, at the age of almost-37, to have been selected to be part of THIS debutante experience, with people who ARE my people, doing the thing I love best in the whole wide world:
BOOKS.
Introducing the Deb Ball Class of 2026!
www.instagram.com/p/DUjMIPwj1i2/
BOOKS.
Introducing the Deb Ball Class of 2026!
www.instagram.com/p/DUjMIPwj1i2/
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
So it’s pretty darn awesome, now, at the age of almost-37, to have been selected to be part of THIS debutante experience, with people who ARE my people, doing the thing I love best in the whole wide world:
BOOKS.
Introducing the Deb Ball Class of 2026!
www.instagram.com/p/DUjMIPwj1i2/
BOOKS.
Introducing the Deb Ball Class of 2026!
www.instagram.com/p/DUjMIPwj1i2/
In middle school, I quit out of the junior sorority program that would've ended with a "debutante ball" because I didn't fit in. In college, no sorority wanted me---and although I was embarrassed, it was fine. They weren't my people, and I'd mostly just wanted to know that I'd given the idea a shot.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
In middle school, I quit out of the junior sorority program that would've ended with a "debutante ball" because I didn't fit in. In college, no sorority wanted me---and although I was embarrassed, it was fine. They weren't my people, and I'd mostly just wanted to know that I'd given the idea a shot.
It has just come to my attention that not everyone went through a teenage obsession with Branwell Bronte phase?
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It has just come to my attention that not everyone went through a teenage obsession with Branwell Bronte phase?
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
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the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.
An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.
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best owl photo i ever took.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
best owl photo i ever took.
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My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
As I passed some Girl Scouts outside the grocery store yesterday, I heard one of their mothers ask them, "Hey, should I ask AI to make a chant for you guys?"
And they all immediately shouted, "NO!"
The kids are all right. But what the fuck is wrong with the adults???
And they all immediately shouted, "NO!"
The kids are all right. But what the fuck is wrong with the adults???
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
As I passed some Girl Scouts outside the grocery store yesterday, I heard one of their mothers ask them, "Hey, should I ask AI to make a chant for you guys?"
And they all immediately shouted, "NO!"
The kids are all right. But what the fuck is wrong with the adults???
And they all immediately shouted, "NO!"
The kids are all right. But what the fuck is wrong with the adults???
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In celebration of today's full moon, the last full Moon of meteorological winter, I'll post my fox curled up in snow once more 🦊❄️🌕
#FullMoon #SnowMoon #FoxoftheDay
#FullMoon #SnowMoon #FoxoftheDay
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
In celebration of today's full moon, the last full Moon of meteorological winter, I'll post my fox curled up in snow once more 🦊❄️🌕
#FullMoon #SnowMoon #FoxoftheDay
#FullMoon #SnowMoon #FoxoftheDay
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"Grace & Jo Have Never Solved a Murder" is now available to pre-order! Check out this amazing cover by El Stanton!
angryrobotbooks.my.canva.site/datura-books...
#coverreveal #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #amwriting
angryrobotbooks.my.canva.site/datura-books...
#coverreveal #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #amwriting
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"Grace & Jo Have Never Solved a Murder" is now available to pre-order! Check out this amazing cover by El Stanton!
angryrobotbooks.my.canva.site/datura-books...
#coverreveal #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #amwriting
angryrobotbooks.my.canva.site/datura-books...
#coverreveal #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #amwriting
I seriously love how this cover came out! It has me itching to read and discover what each of the pictures is a reference to!
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I seriously love how this cover came out! It has me itching to read and discover what each of the pictures is a reference to!
Absolutely! Yesterday also happened to be Setsubun, my favorite minor Japanese holiday, which ushers in spring by chucking soybeans at demons, but I think we could do with a bit more bean-chucking in general ^.~
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Absolutely! Yesterday also happened to be Setsubun, my favorite minor Japanese holiday, which ushers in spring by chucking soybeans at demons, but I think we could do with a bit more bean-chucking in general ^.~
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Okay, look, I wanna say something about this, because I know a lot of people are like "oh look the weird nerds are having a Day" and yes, we are.
But this is not really about 3D printing so much as it is about community.
But this is not really about 3D printing so much as it is about community.
![lena
@lenazun.bsky.social
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a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.
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dan sinker
@dansinker.com
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dan sinker
We're three days into February and have shipped almost 80,000 whistles to all comers, across the US, for free, because we all keep us safe. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiarny2sgn2o2lrsffs54ph2lmis2ayjx2etuo6hdxnr7f7zfz7lyy@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Okay, look, I wanna say something about this, because I know a lot of people are like "oh look the weird nerds are having a Day" and yes, we are.
But this is not really about 3D printing so much as it is about community.
But this is not really about 3D printing so much as it is about community.
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"The perfect side eye doesn't exist" proved wrong😍
This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"The perfect side eye doesn't exist" proved wrong😍
It's a good day to throw beans at demons.
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
It's a good day to throw beans at demons.
Just saw someone typo "non-profit" as "non-prophet," and---I dunno, maybe I'm just tired, but---I'm absolutely tickled.
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Just saw someone typo "non-profit" as "non-prophet," and---I dunno, maybe I'm just tired, but---I'm absolutely tickled.
Alas. I'm glad to see it's working for others, though!
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Alas. I'm glad to see it's working for others, though!
Hmmm... Uncertain what I've done wrong... (Firefox.)
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Hmmm... Uncertain what I've done wrong... (Firefox.)