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Charlize Schnoor
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Minha mãe não deichou
Ela/dela/Schnoorela
1 milhão de oportunidades (perdidas and counting)
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Mary Shelley: depois de ficar trancada com vocês, escrevi uma história sobre dois homens que são grandes...

Percy e Byron: nossa muito gentil

Shelley: ...grandes idiotas, dois monstros

Percy e Byron: eita

Shelley: vão ambos morrer sozinho pq ninguém gosta deles...

P e B: 👀

Shelly: e são gays!
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Wow
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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bom dia família bluceteira querida ✨💚✨
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Florence Welch: Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a fan. You're my second favourite front man.
Eu: Oooh, BUUURN!
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Bom, no final ela chegou numa conclusão q faz sentido...
IM IN TEARS LMAO
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Vamo tê otra guerra mundial só pq o presidente dos Estragos Fudidos chupou um pau e não quer admitir (pq ele ser pedófilo aparentemente não importa
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Alguém tem a foto do Nikolas Ferreira com a bandeira do One Piece? Não aparece no Google...
pq essa foto tá em censurada como Conteúdo Gráfico?
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Protestos da GenZ" no México
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
pq essa foto tá em censurada como Conteúdo Gráfico?
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!

BOVINO: That’s not very nice.

THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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dante's webinar
Is it 'online training course'?
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Eu fazendo amigos
the cuteness 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The leg windup is such a good touch.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Capotou o corsa
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
OK, mas imagina ficar de pau duro com o Tramp, bicho
In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
missa, jiu-jitsu & churrasco seguiu você
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Divirtam-se 😆
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Limeiracore
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
O Guillermo del Toro podia fazer até um thriller erótico com a Cuca que eu estaria assistindo
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM