MarchingBeast
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"

"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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IOWA IS DOING THINGS
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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BALL. RAN.
Hey coach, just following up to say not only did my wife file and run for office, but she finished the drill and won BIG last night. First woman to ever hold this position in our township. Incredibly proud of her!
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ludacris at 9 am is a little much
October 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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This right here from @edsbs.bsky.social is a perfectly distilled version of me lately
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Had to come to an end some time, but it was an absolutely glorious few weeks in the sun.
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
RANK GEORGIA TECH YOU COWARDS
September 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Ref I was simply blowing the shofar
SMU flagged for a a gun celebration. Those are specifically not allowed anymore.
September 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt’s content.

I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere you’d like, as I’m not on Twitter anymore.
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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A $100 parlay on his picks would’ve netted $10,296.86. Absolute wizard. 🐐
September 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Lee Corso is now 6 for 6 on his final picks.
September 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Truly a master of his craft
Lee Corso is now 6 for 6 on his final picks.
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Mario Cristobal did everything in his power to lose that game and the players refused
September 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What an insane image
Ridiculous
September 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Bro, how does this NFLPA story KEEP ON GETTING WORSE. Shout out to the @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social crew for this amazing reporting.
For anyone who wanted me to investigate elected leaders, an insane cover-up, and pedophiles:

Part IV of PTFO's NFLPA/NFL series is for you 👀 youtu.be/b-qLz63bhm8?...
The NFLPA Elected a New Leader — and Ignored an “Open Secret” | Part 4 | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
August 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM