Amanda Mannen
Amanda Mannen
@mannafesto.bsky.social
No homophobe but these Queer Eye guys cry too much, this man is sobbing over the concept of a 40-year relationship and it's just like, calm down buddy, we've got a medium season ahead of us
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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The next book in the John Dies at the End series is UP FOR PREORDER NOW, in all formats, at all retailers, including SIGNED EDITIONS. There Are No Giant Crabs in this Novel: A Novel of Giant Crabs:

Signed hardcovers: parnassusbooks.net/giantcrabs

All other formats: bit.ly/crabscrabscr...
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Too bad. I'll do it anyway. "And then Tyrion found Tysha and they lived happily ever after and had 10 babies." Stop me, dead man
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 11d
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
This could technically be true if he has a tiny bruise. A widdle bruisy-woozy on his tum-tum
Zero percent chance this is true.
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Well, after many sort of layoffs, I've finally been sent to the big layoff in the sky, so if I've ever written or edited for you and/or you want me to, idk hmu. I promise I will write in full words at such time (and hang onto your enterprise far longer than is reasonable).
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Really took that long to figure out eh Malin
January 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
🎵 thank you for being an ent 🎵
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"You better stop calling us murderers or we'll murder you"
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Found your mom at the aquarium today
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Gonna start sitting uncomfortably close to people who use their phones at full volume without headphones in public and blast "Never Gonna Give You Up" while staring relentlessly into their eyes and doing the head bob from "Night at the Roxbury"
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Literally just read this in a different article, and yeah, like, dude, just let go
Ok so when Trump officials said the cop who shot the woman had been dragged by a car 6 months ago, they were clearly trying to imply someone had like charged him or grabbed him but it was him wedging himself into the window while someone tried to run away
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Some of this CES coverage sounds like things a seven-year-old boy would tell you on the way home from school to which you can only respond, "That's great, buddy"
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Who needs AI I have this
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
*to my left ovary* don't you listen to them
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How come only some movies get makeup collabs? I want a One Battle After Another palette that makes me look like I've been fighting Sean Penn
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sure, but hot take, we SHOULD have people in our lives who don't get mad if we ask stupid questions or forget things and who verbally appreciate our suggestions and observations. Key word: PEOPLE. But it sounds like this guy doesn't, and that's maybe the problem
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I feel you, screaming chicken who is also the statue of liberty
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My 17-year-old made me a handmade pop-up birthday card with a little guy flipping me off and inside it said "happy birthday dick, ur old lol" I love them so much
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Excited to announce that my next book, I AM THE NIGHT, not only has a great cover but is available for pre-order now: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Bullshit-ass fairy tale country
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Okay Sagittarius queen
Dec 5th 1937 - Large Marge was born.

📽️📅 Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM