Amanda Mannen
@mannafesto.bsky.social
Okay Sagittarius queen
Dec 5th 1937 - Large Marge was born.
📽️📅 Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
📽️📅 Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Okay Sagittarius queen
Every book is called either "The Almond Croissant Cafe" or "Choke Me, Himbo Dragon" and they are for the same person
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Every book is called either "The Almond Croissant Cafe" or "Choke Me, Himbo Dragon" and they are for the same person
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
Come in here and say it to my face bih
I’ve been seeing a lot of pro-winter propaganda lately, and just to be clear, you’re all little freaks
I find myself really loving winter now
.” - guy who works at home on the computer
.” - guy who works at home on the computer
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Come in here and say it to my face bih
Never forget that Charles Dickens was a massive fuckboi
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Never forget that Charles Dickens was a massive fuckboi
Why do they call it "making biscuits"? It's a quick bread, you don't knead it. They should call it "making pizza." I have it on good authority that cats love Italian food
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Why do they call it "making biscuits"? It's a quick bread, you don't knead it. They should call it "making pizza." I have it on good authority that cats love Italian food
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Getting this in my size could fix everything
1971 Hawaiian toddler dress… for the McDonald’s collector that actually has everything!
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Getting this in my size could fix everything
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Mr. President, I will resume tourism to America and get thrown in one of your posting gulags if you get The Nice Guys 2 made
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mr. President, I will resume tourism to America and get thrown in one of your posting gulags if you get The Nice Guys 2 made
Once again thanking my lucky stars that I haven't done anything awful enough for people to dig up the terrible, terrible evidence of my teenage musical aspirations
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Once again thanking my lucky stars that I haven't done anything awful enough for people to dig up the terrible, terrible evidence of my teenage musical aspirations
I think we're all being really unfair to Butthead, he might not be as anxious as Beavis but that's just because he never had the opportunity to develop a moral compass
When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think we're all being really unfair to Butthead, he might not be as anxious as Beavis but that's just because he never had the opportunity to develop a moral compass
Don't worry too much how you look. Sweet potatoes are always fucked up and gross-looking on the outside, too, but everyone loves THEM
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Don't worry too much how you look. Sweet potatoes are always fucked up and gross-looking on the outside, too, but everyone loves THEM
Buying the paperback just to confirm that that's actually the title and not just a bit Jason is doing, genius marketing right here
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Buying the paperback just to confirm that that's actually the title and not just a bit Jason is doing, genius marketing right here
Hot take, Annie Wilkes was a good editor actually
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hot take, Annie Wilkes was a good editor actually
Anyone who's spent any time with a 15-year-old knows they're just big five-year-olds
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anyone who's spent any time with a 15-year-old knows they're just big five-year-olds
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please enjoy these very cursed dog boxes I found
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
please enjoy these very cursed dog boxes I found
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found out where you work
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
found out where you work
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Going to get really into a famous battle in history, but it's the battle between Train and Lifehouse to have a #1 song in the 2001 Top 40 chart
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Going to get really into a famous battle in history, but it's the battle between Train and Lifehouse to have a #1 song in the 2001 Top 40 chart
Mark has gone catatonic #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Mark has gone catatonic #worldseries
I'm reading Frankenstein for the first time, and am I to understand that my man created a Frankenstein and then just... went to bed? "Huh, we'll, that was weird, time to call it a night and try not to think about that I guess"
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm reading Frankenstein for the first time, and am I to understand that my man created a Frankenstein and then just... went to bed? "Huh, we'll, that was weird, time to call it a night and try not to think about that I guess"
Well now she says we don't even need therapy anymore soooooo in her face
I mean, she explicitly said she wasn't. Still, real "My 'I'm not saying you should get divorced' T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by" energy
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Well now she says we don't even need therapy anymore soooooo in her face
Goals tbh
tomorrow will mark 100 years since this six-time divorcee, noted pants wearer, and professional taxidermist in Colorado singlehandedly killed 140 rattlesnakes and turned into an overnight celebrity as "Rattlesnake Kate"
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Goals tbh
This man is performing a one-man stage adaptation of Ghostbusters in its entirety, I haven't been so excited to stumble into something since, like, my career
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This man is performing a one-man stage adaptation of Ghostbusters in its entirety, I haven't been so excited to stumble into something since, like, my career
I'm late to the party on this one, but for both the harrowing depth of research and sheer artistry of the form, give this man the Pulitzer
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm late to the party on this one, but for both the harrowing depth of research and sheer artistry of the form, give this man the Pulitzer
Trying to recreate the sexy Polaroid shoot in The Silence of the Lambs but photographers keep hanging up on me
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trying to recreate the sexy Polaroid shoot in The Silence of the Lambs but photographers keep hanging up on me
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[Morrissey voice]
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
[Morrissey voice]