Malraux
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We did not need a sequel to that Bonhoeffer biography movie.
Okay sorry one more shot:
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM
We did not need a sequel to that Bonhoeffer biography movie.
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Day 1 of the blizzard: I have eaten all the snacks I bought for the blizzard already.
It hasn't started snowing yet.
It hasn't started snowing yet.
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Day 1 of the blizzard: I have eaten all the snacks I bought for the blizzard already.
It hasn't started snowing yet.
It hasn't started snowing yet.
It's like when the assistant principal says something is going on your permanent record.
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
It's like when the assistant principal says something is going on your permanent record.
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Someone with a San Jose Sharks logo for an avatar once DMed us at 3:21 am on a Saturday and said, “heres a new word for you Marrian WEBBER- fictionary - as in ur not a dictionary u a fictionary."
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Someone with a San Jose Sharks logo for an avatar once DMed us at 3:21 am on a Saturday and said, “heres a new word for you Marrian WEBBER- fictionary - as in ur not a dictionary u a fictionary."
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Across the way on the train, I saw a five or six year old girl reading the dungeons and dragons monster manual
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Across the way on the train, I saw a five or six year old girl reading the dungeons and dragons monster manual
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They got an action shot of Will Stancil
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 PM
They got an action shot of Will Stancil
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Honda Fit is the car of the revolution
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Honda Fit is the car of the revolution
Look, when you buy a lottery ticket, you don’t focus on how unlikely it is that you’ll win big, you focus on the dumb stuff you’ll buy if you do win.
So to with random AF1 flight path changes.
So to with random AF1 flight path changes.
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Look, when you buy a lottery ticket, you don’t focus on how unlikely it is that you’ll win big, you focus on the dumb stuff you’ll buy if you do win.
So to with random AF1 flight path changes.
So to with random AF1 flight path changes.
AF1 disappearing into the Atlantic would be a weird conclusion to the era.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
AF1 disappearing into the Atlantic would be a weird conclusion to the era.
Doesn't this only work as a retirement plan for everyone if everyone's parents also have a dozen kids?
Bessent: Maybe your parents, for their retirement, have bought 5, 10, 12 homes
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Doesn't this only work as a retirement plan for everyone if everyone's parents also have a dozen kids?
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Honda is updating the Fit hatchback for China, and it appears to be adding a racing variant.
New Honda Fit Race Car Looks Ready to Compete Right Out of the Packaging
Honda is updating the Fit hatchback for China, and it appears to be adding a racing variant.
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Honda is updating the Fit hatchback for China, and it appears to be adding a racing variant.
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simon rosenberg should take all that money he fundraised and buy one of these for will stancil
Honda is updating the Fit hatchback for China, and it appears to be adding a racing variant.
New Honda Fit Race Car Looks Ready to Compete Right Out of the Packaging
Honda is updating the Fit hatchback for China, and it appears to be adding a racing variant.
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
simon rosenberg should take all that money he fundraised and buy one of these for will stancil
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Can't wait for Denmark to withdraw ozempic/wegovy from the American market.
Trump says he'll impose a 10% tariff (rising to 25% in June) on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland, because they've sent people to Greenland, until the US can buy Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Can't wait for Denmark to withdraw ozempic/wegovy from the American market.
Alright, I’m now firmly a stancilophile.
Does the Toronto Star do gift links because I’d love to more detail about how scrappy my fit is
"The engine puttered; the inside of his 15-year-old hatchback was starting to smell like burning oil.
Within seconds Stancil was on the Expedition’s tail, no more than a few metres off the white bumper. He laid into his horn. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!' It sounded like the Roadrunner. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!'"
Within seconds Stancil was on the Expedition’s tail, no more than a few metres off the white bumper. He laid into his horn. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!' It sounded like the Roadrunner. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!'"
January 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Alright, I’m now firmly a stancilophile.
Honda fit owners against fascism.
Meep-meep mutherfucker.
Meep-meep mutherfucker.
"The engine puttered; the inside of his 15-year-old hatchback was starting to smell like burning oil.
Within seconds Stancil was on the Expedition’s tail, no more than a few metres off the white bumper. He laid into his horn. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!' It sounded like the Roadrunner. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!'"
Within seconds Stancil was on the Expedition’s tail, no more than a few metres off the white bumper. He laid into his horn. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!' It sounded like the Roadrunner. 'Meep-Meep-Meep!'"
Richard Warnica: I spent the week in Minnesota. The only thing I’m sure of now is that more people are going to die
As confrontations between ICE and protestors and activists grow more common, the tension only rises.
www.thestar.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Honda fit owners against fascism.
Meep-meep mutherfucker.
Meep-meep mutherfucker.
Minor point, but Stancil is a Fit guy.
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Minor point, but Stancil is a Fit guy.
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Brother, we will see you in halls Valhalla
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Brother, we will see you in halls Valhalla
Seems weird to describe the strip that got binned by every newspaper years ago as popular.
Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip “Dilbert,” has died, according to an announcement on his social media pages. https://cnn.it/49BLLKM
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Seems weird to describe the strip that got binned by every newspaper years ago as popular.
This is how I find out.
My history with Scott Adams is that when I was like 9 my dad gave me a gigantic Dilbert book and I read it cover to cover and convinced myself it was funny
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This is how I find out.
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Vegan Hair Dye. For dogs.
I think the tomato is my favorite
I think the tomato is my favorite
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Vegan Hair Dye. For dogs.
I think the tomato is my favorite
I think the tomato is my favorite
Nothing but respect for my representative (derogatory)
One of the most significant features of this current moment in Republican Party history is that it’s the ideological weirdos on the right edge of the party who’ve been the most willing to stand up to Trump. The supposedly principled moderates have been mostly spineless.
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Nothing but respect for my representative (derogatory)
